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ArugulaZ, in Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium
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Jason: "Listen, you Argonauts. Tie me to the mast real tight. Those sirens have a great voice, but boy do I not want to meet them."

aubertlone, in Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium

A necropsy performed by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission’s Marine Mammal Pathobiology Lab found the fatal wound was a “14.5 cm long tear in the ventral wall” of his colon.

damn that sucks, unfortunate way to go

aeternum, in It’s so hot in Arizona, doctors are treating a spike of patients who were burned by falling on the ground

Hottest july in history. #JustClimateChangeThings

kescusay, in An otter in California that keeps bullying people off of their surfboards has been too quick for wildlife officials to catch
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Honestly, I’m kind of rooting for the otter.

orphiebaby,
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Came here to say that. Would love to see this on camera. Might watch a movie about it, though I admit it’s unlikely the movie wouldn’t be really stupid and childish.

BloodSlut, in Pilots get distracted on a plane and leave it flying unattended for over an hour, overshooting the destination airport.

Whoops, missed me turn.

HiddenLayer5,
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“Missed me approach clearance!”

TurnItOff_OnAgain, in New Florida driver’s license law could impact people with Minnesota licenses later this year

No longer valid if the driver is in the US illegally.

PeleSpirit,

I don’t think you’re here legally, prove it to me now.

Cthuwu, in Portuguese tourist assaulted by Turkish police, jailed for 20 days for "looking gay"
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Damn if being attractive means you look gay then I’m the straightest looking guy I know

youCanCallMeDragon,
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Your username is upsetting

shukufuku, in It’s so hot in Arizona, doctors are treating a spike of patients who were burned by falling on the ground

Arizona is our “floor is lava” theme park

FlyingSquid,
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The floor is not supposed to be actual lava!

kescusay,
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postmateDumbass,

Low bid is low bid.

Cabowski, in Texas worker accused of being on drugs was actually dying of heatstroke

This was completely avoidable with common sense which most conservatives don’t seem to have.

pseudorandom,

Common sense standards for worker protection is literally illegal in Texas.

RagingHungryPanda, in Texas worker accused of being on drugs was actually dying of heatstroke

In case anyone isn’t in the know, Gov. Greg Abbott just removed mandatory water breaks for construction workers

BillyTheSkidMark,

Welcome to your future current capitalist hell-scape. Denied water breaks in record breaking heat waves, dying because of said forced work without water, accused of taking drugs because your dying makes you act odd.

Brought to you by the same people that deny global warming.

MaxVoltage,

The Occupational Safety and Health Administration proposed a fine of $13,052 against the construction firm for failing to protect workers from heat hazards on the job, which the company is contesting.

wow human lives sure are cheap

totallynotarobot, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road

Not an appropriate reaction by the driver, but have you met children?

pHr34kY,

Queenslander childen are next-level.

TheBat,
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If I say the Queen protected her pedo son and his cronies, does that count as Queenslander?

GrimSheeper,

No, that’s just you Queenreporting on the Queenfacts

delial, in Rapper Punchmade Dev Teaches You How to Commit Wire Fraud on Viral Hit
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Lyrics: genius.com/Punchmade-dev-wire-fraud-tutorial-lyri…

From my understanding:

  1. Buy a bank login
  2. Buy a SIM swap
  3. Change location w/ RDP server (I don’t fully understand this one; maybe pay to RDP into a pwned PC in the right location)
  4. Find a fall guy and give him a good cut
  5. Wire money to fall guy
  6. Fall guy withdraws money
  7. Get money from fall guy

Looks like it’d be better getting into the darknet businesses that facilitate the wire fraud. Always better to be selling pickaxes than digging for gold.

FartsWithAnAccent, in Rapper Punchmade Dev Teaches You How to Commit Wire Fraud on Viral Hit
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lol, video removed

spaduf,
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ikidd, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road
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They’re now afraid to get on a bus, she said.

Ok. Let me guess, they’re also terrified of the color Yellow now.

damnYouSun,

When I was a kid if this happened to me I would also be afraid to get on the bus. All the buses going to other places would conveniently be perfectly fine though. Just the school bus would be a problem.

Glowstick, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road

That’s messed up …but also kinda funny

raltoid,

Mostly messed up because he dumped all the kids, some as young as 5 to walk around on roads without sidewalks and such.

Our school bus drivers threw four kids off once without any real consequence. They ended up walking to school. But they were 14 and were laughing at the driver while vandalizing the bus.

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