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Hotdogman, in FBI found out who illegally used NSO spyware: It was the FBI

Insert spiderman pointing meme

RealFknNito, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

“Denies claims” Who tf made such a loud enough claim the government felt it necessary to respond?

cryptiod137,

As far as I can tell, the government said nothing, it was just a staff member from the zoo.

sentient_loom, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

What if it’s an alien in a bear costume?

Lux, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

ok probably not a human, but that is one fucked up animal

kescusay, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes
@kescusay@lemmy.world avatar

Huh. Another bear story. This is getting… un…

No. I’m not gonna do it. I won’t say it. I have standards.

keenkoon,

unbearable ???

foggy,

🐻

Hotdogman,

That video did make me paws for a moment.

HigHurtenflurst,
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I really wish they would’ve panda camera to get a better perspective, though.

NaibofTabr,

Maybe the operator wasn’t properly koalafied.

Texas_Hangover,

Ugh, this is stupider than reddit.

HardlightCereal,

This is what Reddit was like 8 years ago

geekworking, in Texas worker accused of being on drugs was actually dying of heatstroke

had a recorded internal temperature of 109.8F

This guy was almost 110 and they were trying to pour water on him to cool him.

Your can have seizures at 105 and 108 is permanent brain damage territory.

What they need to do is sue for $100M not $1M.

A few headlines of companies suffering big financial losses can convince companies to do the right thing more than some law with a $10k fine. Companies will always do what is less cost/risk. You have to make the cost/risk of employee deaths more.

dylanmorgan,

That’s what the push for tort reform in the 90s was all about: minimizing the cost of lawsuits brought by injured parties. It never passed on a national level AFAIK, but Texas has a lot of limitations on burden of proof and maximum damages that could affect this case.

TurtleJoe,
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Also, and this is entirely speculation, they might be looking for a number that they can actually collect. If you go too big, the LLC can fold and you might not see a dime.

GildedGriffon,

Abbott was the Texas AG and helped re-write legislation that reduced payouts on medical torts almost 30 years after he sued because he was paralyzed by a falling tree.

texastribune.org/…/candidate-faces-questions-turn…

dylanmorgan,

Instead of an elephant, the GOP symbol should be a guy pulling a ladder up behind him.

BLAMM, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes
@BLAMM@lemmy.world avatar

It’s obviously a Honey Heist that almost went wrong.

techbits,

I love this game. It’s a great intro for people who want to get into tabletop rpgs.

steebo_jack, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

Someone needs to just prove this and jump in to fight the bear...

okamiueru, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

Filing it under “some people make dumb conclusions and the Internet amplifies it”

luthis, in Mark Zuckerberg is ready to fight Elon Musk in a cage match

I’m cheering for Zuck on this. Wierd.

vita_man, in Mark Zuckerberg is ready to fight Elon Musk in a cage match
@vita_man@lemmy.world avatar

I would pay to see this, but I really doubt it actually happens.

_pete_,

I dunno, it sounds like Musk would do anything for another $8

luthis, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

It’s definitely a real bear, watch the video. It’s just very wierd to see it standing

superfes, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

This is stupid, I’ve seen bears stand on two legs once with my own eyes and a bunch of times in onliner videos.

Mr_Dr_Oink,

Ive never seen a bear irl. Im not even sure we have them in the uk but i have always thought of bears as being able to stand on two legs.

kescusay, in Portuguese tourist assaulted by Turkish police, jailed for 20 days for "looking gay"
@kescusay@lemmy.world avatar

That is fucking horrifying. Wasn’t planning on visiting Turkey anyway, but now I’d never even consider it.

ChatGPT,

Throw in any Islamic country it’s pretty common in most of them.

pizzaiolo,

Is that cuz u look gay

kescusay,
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ಠ_ಠ

half, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road
@half@lemmy.world avatar

Relatable. Obviously completely unacceptable behavior. Yet relatable.

keenkoon,

me_irl

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