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totallynotarobot, in Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

Is it cocaine, or “hallucinatory drugs”? This article seems to think those are the same thing.

This reporter clearly does not know how to do drugs right. They should go chill with some coked up sharks to learn the ways.

son_named_bort, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road

South Park did it

reflex, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road
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Ashigaru, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road
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The children were devoured by saltwater crocodiles, venomous spiders, and Drop Bears within minutes.

EpsilonVonVehron, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road
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I guess they couldn’t find any stock footage of an Aussie school bus. They did manage to find footage of a US school bus driving on the wrong side of the road though.

ngdev, in Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

sharks could be feasting on bales of hallucinatory drugs

Yes, cocaine. The psychedelic.

keenkoon, in Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

the cocaine bear sequence we needed

Drusas, in Texas worker accused of being on drugs was actually dying of heatstroke

A foreman insisted Espinoza call the police, claiming Infante’s bizarre behavior was due to drugs, and the foreman pushed for a drug test when emergency medical services arrived.

Yeah, it is not within your right as an employer to direct the medical care of your employee. Piece of shit foreman. He should be directly sued himself.

sadreality, in Texas worker accused of being on drugs was actually dying of heatstroke

Ahh strong conservative values strike again

riodoro1, in Portuguese tourist assaulted by Turkish police, jailed for 20 days for "looking gay"

But all travel offices across europe will still paste billboards everywhere telling you how absolutely fucking great your last minute vacay is gonna be in totally not a totalitarian shithole of a turkye.

BaldProphet, in Portuguese tourist assaulted by Turkish police, jailed for 20 days for "looking gay"
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How is Turkey still a member of NATO? Time to kick them out and levy sanctions.

Tekchip, in Pilots get distracted on a plane and leave it flying unattended for over an hour, overshooting the destination airport.
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Suspiciously during the same hour there was no drink service either. The mile high club is alive and well.

pizzaiolo, in Hong Kong minister says disapproving stares from public will discourage smokers

Honestly, in East Asia, that kind of thing can work.

Disapproving stares is one of the reasons Japanese people follow the rules

mysoulishome, in Disney Uses Theme Park Characters In First Actorless Red Carpet Since SAG-AFTRA Strike
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Disney CEO just went full spez…I hope he gets sacked

Mishmash2000, in Young people in Guangzhou commute in electric wheelchairs as e-bikes face tighter rules
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From what I’ve briefly read China (and many other countries) have regulated that e-bikes must be under a certain weight (55kg) and top speed (25km/h) and anything over that is no longer considered an e-bike but rather a moped/motorbike that needs everything a motorbike would require i.e you have to get a licence to drive it and registration/plates.

It sounds resonable to me as the lines between an e-bike and e-motorbike got blurred real quick. Besides there’s no way these wheelchairs are faster or more convenient than even a regulated e-bike?? Or am I missing something?? I guess you can ride them right into your office/up to your desk…

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