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ritswd, in In summer heat, bear spotted in Southern California backyard Jacuzzi

Oh, that was me, sorry guys.

ivanafterall, in In summer heat, bear spotted in Southern California backyard Jacuzzi
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I hope they let him enjoy and leave at his own pace, but the involvement of the police sadly suggests otherwise.

zout,

"After a short dip, the bear climbed over a wall and headed to a tree behind the home, police said in a statement Friday."

ivanafterall,
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Yay!

Nintendo, in In summer heat, bear spotted in Southern California backyard Jacuzzi

turn the jets on

pineapplelover, in Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium

Of course it’s Florida

Tolookah,

Florida manatee

ArugulaZ, in Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium
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Jason: "Listen, you Argonauts. Tie me to the mast real tight. Those sirens have a great voice, but boy do I not want to meet them."

aubertlone, in Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium

A necropsy performed by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission’s Marine Mammal Pathobiology Lab found the fatal wound was a “14.5 cm long tear in the ventral wall” of his colon.

damn that sucks, unfortunate way to go

aeternum, in It’s so hot in Arizona, doctors are treating a spike of patients who were burned by falling on the ground

Hottest july in history. #JustClimateChangeThings

Omgarm, in Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium

Well that’s sad…

SwallowsDick,

What was he wearing?

delial,
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Nothing, the floozy

keeb420,

A novelty tee

doppelgangmember,

cursed upvote

shukufuku, in It’s so hot in Arizona, doctors are treating a spike of patients who were burned by falling on the ground

Arizona is our “floor is lava” theme park

FlyingSquid,
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The floor is not supposed to be actual lava!

kescusay,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/77d3f015-9c36-48ea-b7a8-69eee472e14c.png

postmateDumbass,

Low bid is low bid.

delial, in Rapper Punchmade Dev Teaches You How to Commit Wire Fraud on Viral Hit
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Lyrics: genius.com/Punchmade-dev-wire-fraud-tutorial-lyri…

From my understanding:

  1. Buy a bank login
  2. Buy a SIM swap
  3. Change location w/ RDP server (I don’t fully understand this one; maybe pay to RDP into a pwned PC in the right location)
  4. Find a fall guy and give him a good cut
  5. Wire money to fall guy
  6. Fall guy withdraws money
  7. Get money from fall guy

Looks like it’d be better getting into the darknet businesses that facilitate the wire fraud. Always better to be selling pickaxes than digging for gold.

totallynotarobot, in Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

Is it cocaine, or “hallucinatory drugs”? This article seems to think those are the same thing.

This reporter clearly does not know how to do drugs right. They should go chill with some coked up sharks to learn the ways.

FartsWithAnAccent, in Rapper Punchmade Dev Teaches You How to Commit Wire Fraud on Viral Hit
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lol, video removed

spaduf,
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Found it www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvAu7cRMolk

son_named_bort, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road

South Park did it

reflex, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road
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The bus droivah.

Ashigaru, in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road
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The children were devoured by saltwater crocodiles, venomous spiders, and Drop Bears within minutes.

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