LittleTransPunk,
@LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world avatar

They can find their tip in the field where I grow my fucks

StalinIsMaiWaifu,
@StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml avatar

How goes this years harvest?

robzombie91,

My fucking yields have been low this year. I have very little to give.

SaltyIceteaMaker,

Worse than last year. Seems to be a trend that the yield gets worse by the year

flashgnash,

It’ll be pretty easy to find it given that the field is barren

LittleTransPunk,
@LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world avatar

Bold of you to assume that there will be a tip amongst my non-existent fucks

whileloop,
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

You’ll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.

SpaceNoodle,

Well, there’s your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.

SnipingNinja,

I’m imagining a door made from many tiny doors (like pet doors but smaller) and it sounds terrible

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I got their tip riiight heeere

ridethisbike,

Dick! He’s talking about his dick, guys!!

Holzkohlen,
@Holzkohlen@feddit.de avatar

Well now you spoiled the surprise!

PeWu,

in the voice of the Mickey Mouse

We’ll leave this tool for later!

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog

thorbot,

Pics for proof?

NKVDawg,

How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.

cumcum69,

i’d happily tip my landlord over the side of a building

captainlezbian,

I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info

disposabletentacle,

I can't believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I'm legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.

Jaytreeman,

It's an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Poe’s law in action

I_am_10_squirrels,

I’ll tip you negative $1000

LemmyKnowsBest,

What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?

If landlords aren’t happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.

alphapuggle,

The Twitter account is a meme account, they don’t actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I’ve seen landlords that do expect such.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn’t be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

This man is Indian from the chin up and the shoulders down. In between he is pure brass.

JokeDeity,

That was too clever for my dumbass, someone explain.

dangblingus,

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE JOKE DEITY

JokeDeity,

I’ve fallen so far. 😭

dangblingus,

To be fair, I don’t get it either. He has a brass neck? Is that a saying?

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Maybe it’s hard to go for his jugular?

ForestOrca,
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/brass-neck
brass neck
noun [ S or U ]
UK informal disapproving
uk
/ˌbrɑːs ˈnek/ us
/ˌbræs ˈnek/
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a type of behaviour where someone is extremely confident about their own actions but does not understand that their behaviour is unacceptable to others:
She's got a brass neck to ask for a day off when we're so busy.

JokeDeity,

LMFAO, I think I’ll pass.

dangblingus,

Aint no rent moratoriums stfu

Toneswirly,

It’s a parody account you guys…

Brilliant satire, but Poe’s Law seems to be in full effect.

hungryphrog,

phew

Catsrules,

Glad there is a chance for humanity after all.

thorbot,

I’ll tip them into a fucking ditch, sure

Fades,

Thank you Dr. PP

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