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“Baby, I know we’ve been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it’s over.”

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Skip the butter part, just whole peanuts

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That’s a “kicked in the nuts” face

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The spicy kind, like what I’m shooting

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If you want to defund my sweater…

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Eggman finally cracks and becomes their true self 🥰

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“Wake up babe, I wanna try something…”

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Or like anyone with the last name Walton.

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We don’t know that he didn’t!

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As the uncle of a five-year-old, I will never tire of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse memes.

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I’m sure Stamets will get some sort of pie this week (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

swab148,
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I was thinking maybe you might get a pizza this week or something, idk

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No, that was just Alfredo, specifically the recipe as described in Natural Harvest.

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Okay, but we all know that the superior dipping sauce is marinara, right?

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“Only a dog deals in absolutes.”

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God said to Abraham, “Hey, kill me a son.” Abe said, “Man, you must be puttin’ me on.” God said, “No.” Abe said, “What?” God said, “Abe, you can do what you like, but the next time you see me coming, you better run.” Abe said, “Alright, where you want this killing done?” “Out on Highway 61.”

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I didn’t even need your link to know the story. What kinda all-powerful being needs faith? For that reason, why would they need to procreate? These are just the surface-level plot holes in that book.

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I didn’t even need your link to know the story. What kinda all-powerful being needs faith? For that reason, why would they need to procreate? These are just the surface-level plot holes in that book.

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I didn’t even need your link to know the story. What kinda all-powerful being needs faith? For that reason, why would they need to procreate? These are just the surface-level plot holes in that book.

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Maybe it’s hard to go for his jugular?

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Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog

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You could say that it’s fully functional

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Like, I’m a cis bi man, but I still own at least three skirts and I wish I could find a dress that fit me

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🎶To be fair🎶 .world isn’t without it’s own problems, mostly getting DDOS’d all the time, so if you’re gonna look for an instance, I’d try to pick a lesser-known one than .world or the other big ones. Probably being a hypocrite here, since mine is arguably the biggest meme community on Lemmy right now, but I think that’ll change given time.

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Yeah, I’m using Boost too, and that’s the one PR I want merged, but I’m not a coder so I don’t know how hard it is to implement. The only other app I’ve used is Jerboa, so I know that the coding is there (I believe they’re called APIs) but I don’t know how I could personally help with this issue.

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Free cupholder! Click here

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Or the un-snap from the Marvel movies.

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Pretty sure that’s how my receipt printer works, but it’s just one color onto specialized paper.

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Gotta get those eucalyptus leaves somehow.

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notices ur stolen goods

UwU What’s this?

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In his hot dog in R’leyh, fried C’thulu waits dreaming .

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I would guess what distro you use, but I think I can guess.

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Also, like not completely broken. 6 mv for basically 3/3s that could be wiped at any moment is pretty on par for green.

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Y’all thought he was hiding underground, smh

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Somewhere, Elton John’s nose just itched.

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