platysalty, There's liquid soap, you know. Didn't need to shove anything inside anywhere to stay clean.
FederatedSaint, Liquid soap/body wash is a sham. It’s just the company selling you less soap by diluting it with water. Bars of soap are more economical.
I’m old enough to remember when body wash was not the normal and now soap bars seem to be used less than body wash.
BlueFairyPainter, I actually wasn’t aware of soap bars before today. I only see those for hands, not the whole body. Reading these comments, I’m not sure if it’s more of a generational or cultural difference.
demonquark, Soapshover all the way. All the way.
Bdaman, That bar of soap goes wherever it needs to go. I’m mean it’s made out of soap. So it self cleaning as far as I’m concerned.
AFKBRBChocolate, Want that an argument between Joey and Chandler in friends? Chandler’s position was the same as yours, Joey’s retort was “Next time think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.”
dingus, Problem with this is then you end up with body hair and pubes all over the bar of soap which is disgusting. I have a family member who does this and it’s really unfortunate on the rare occasion I have to share a bathroom with them.
SeeJayEmm, I mean, if you’re not a heathen you don’t.
Wahots, I feel like this is how you get a whipping case of pinkeye xD
Bdaman, That’s why you wash in the right order. Head > arms > torso > legs > pits > crack > let the soap sit for 24 hours to let it “heal” and disinfect its self.
Go in wrong order and yes, pink eye is the result
terminhell, I’m a hairy guy. So it doesn’t matter. But if I use bar soap, I’ll just rub it over the major areas first, then go back and lather. If it’s body wash, I just squeeze a pool in my hand, and use my chest hair to create the lather, disperse to rest of body.
Steveanonymous, I am a barehanded soap to shower poof convert. I moved to an area with a lot of heat and I can’t get all the oil off my body without friction. So I barehand soap on head, then load up the poof and then go like hell
megane_kun, I usually use a loofah or equivalent, but when I don’t, I use one hand to hold the soap and rub it on against the skin, and the other hand to lather and spread soap around. Switch hands when necessary.
I also tend to soap up my face first, then the ears, then down towards the neck and the torso, arms (and hands), and legs (and feet), and then the areas that need extra attention (armpits, groin). And then rinse.
That whole routine is done twice, with shampoo and conditioner in between. I sometimes leave some parts soapy (like armpits and groin) if I think they need some soaking. I also leave the conditioner on my hair for most of the “2nd soaping”, only rinsing it thoroughly (and making sure that the conditioner runoff don’t touch any other part of my body) just before the final rinse.
knobbysideup, Lather up by rubbing bar on hairy bits. Use hands to rub everything down with lather.
MrBobDobalina, The hair is key for a good lather
nick_99, Not sure what beforehand means, but I get in the shower, sit for 20 mins and think, then stand up, get wet, add bar of soap to wash rag, put wash rag all over my body, rinse, then get out and dry.
Kolanaki, Soap on hands; hands on body.
SocializedHermit, I remember watching a black comedian many years ago and his bit started “Why don’t white people use washcloths?”, and it got me thinking. I started using washcloths and noticed I came away cleaner, soap on a hand doesn’t cut the skin oils and dirt like soap and gentle abrasion can. I also noticed, because I’m hairy, that I get lots of ingrown hairs, especially on my legs. Switched to one of those “poofs” and now I vigorously scrub my hairy bits and no ingrown hairs. Exfoliating helps.
Use a washcloth and don’t forget to brush your tongue, you filthy animal.
dingus, How can you tell that you “come out cleaner”? I don’t exactly have motor oil all over my body or anything when I shower.
SocializedHermit, How do you clean your ears, bellybutton, toes? And hopefully in that order. Some stuff needs extra attention, and some people have different skin types than you. Go scrub out your toes.
dingus, I actively try not to get soap in my ears because it will clog them up. I use an “ear syringe” to occasionally rinse out my ears with slightly preessurized water only.
riskable, toes?
That’s what the pressure washer is for. Takes the human skin right off!
BetaBlake, They don’t properly clean those areas, they’re just gross
riskable, I don’t exactly have motor oil all over my body or anything when I shower.
Then you’re not doing it right! I know the vegan motor oil is supposedly the best for your skin but I prefer the synthetic stuff. The process is Exon, Exoff.
zappy, Soap bar bags are the superior option, they save you money too
guyrocket, You are correct.
FoxAndKitten, Huh… I’m a huge proponent of brushing your tongue (it doesn’t take much, just a brush with a scraper on the back makes a big difference). I’ve never really tried washcloths, but now I’m going to give them a shot
On the flip side, my skin is weird. I get hives for literally no reason, I tried one of those plastic poofs and it makes me itch like crazy.
🤞
WindInTrees, just a brush with a scraper on the back makes a big difference
Huh?
static_motion, Some toothbrushes have a tongue-scraping thing on the opposite side of the bristles.
WindInTrees, I guess I didn’t know that was necessary. What’s the reasoning?
static_motion, A lot of mouth bacteria lives on your tongue. Any dentist will tell you that cleaning your tongue is an important part of oral hygiene, even though it’s often overlooked. Doing it really helps with keeping bad breath under control and generally healthier teeth.
Anonymoose, The Asian body scrubbers are next level exfoliation. The best part is they dry super fast and are washable. I used to use the poofs but they retained so much dang water and weren’t washable.
Knightfall, Yes, but whose body?
beccaboben, The answer is Dr. Bronners, and always towards the heart!
Putykat, Bar goes where it needs to go
AngrilyEatingMuffins, Soap ain’t got no soul
So to the hole it go!!
Glaive0, I use liquid body wash and shampoo. I pour on a hand, lather with both, then clean where needs to be cleaned. I can feel what’s dirty and I’m washing my hands immediately.
BigGuns, I raw dog bar soap all day ery day. I don’t lather it up, just rub it on my body. Wash clothes are a PITA and I honestly don’t see an exfoliating benefit. Loofahs are gross. I prefer dove. Very cost effective and leaves me smelling fresh.
PhantomPhanatic, What’s gross about loofahs?
TopRamenBinLaden, I just imagine that they really enjoy rocking a layer of dead skin.
EuroNutellaMan, I definitely did not misread that as lawyer amd pictured a very cursed Saul Goodman
dingus, Do you wash loofahs like you can a washcloth? If no, it just sounds like it could get gross like using an old dirty sponge.
russjr08, I just replace mine often (each week) since they’re only like a dollar or two, personally.
WindInTrees, That sounds wasteful
russjr08, Well the little card that they come with says to replace it every two weeks… And you can very clearly tell when they’re getting to the “old gross sponge” feeling that the other person mentioned.
zappy, You mean the plastic ones or the real ones? The plastic ones you can hand wash but I wouldn’t stick it in a washing machine (you probably could if you used a laundry bag and put it on low spin)
PhantomPhanatic, I don’t have the time or patience to wash a washcloth after every use. Loofahs dry out more quickly than washcloths or sponges (I’m talking the plastic artificial ones). I’m sure it could get gross, but I throw them out before they get too bad. You can wash loofahs in diluted bleach every few weeks to keep them clean.
xenspidey, No one in here uses a loofa?!?
someguy3, I think the question is to those that don’t.
TurtleLife, Loofah all day! I will even take a loofah on trips. Just never feel clean without it.
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