yousirname,

I just rub the shower gel bottle over myself. It’s lasting me ages

BitsOfBeard,
@BitsOfBeard@programming.dev avatar

Watch out for Big Soap! They don’t want the people to know your one weird trick!

phacus,

Shove the soap.

Madison420,
moosh,

latherer reporting in o7

petroskoi,
@petroskoi@sopuli.xyz avatar

I haven’t used soap in the shower for at least five years. Only when cleaning hands, and I do use antiperspirant) I just scrub myself with my hands in the shower top to bottom. (I am bald tho).

No one has ever mentioned me smelling bad, even my current co-workers who do say it if someone is smelling.

DeriHunter,

But… Why?

petroskoi,
@petroskoi@sopuli.xyz avatar

I had a long time of issues with my skin, and when I researched for causes I realised I was using too much soap. So I switched to soap every other day, once a week and eventually just dropped soap altogether when I found I didn’t really need it. Haven’t had any issues with my skin since.

CmdrShepard,

You talking bar soap? Try body wash with a loofah. Stuff works great for my skin while bar soap dries the crap out of it or makes me itchy.

chumbaz,

What kind of antiperspirant are you using that doesn’t require soap to remove it? They almost always have a residue that keeps them in place that doesn’t normally just wash off.

petroskoi,
@petroskoi@sopuli.xyz avatar

I have some that is for sensitive skin without any additives. I just scrub my armpits really well for a bit longer under running water.

But now that you mention it, I got a new brand of antiperspirant recently that I’ve had issues with, so I might just need to use soap for that.

Pinklink,

I love how people say this. Dude, other people will not tell you if you smell bad unless you ask fairly insistently. It’s awkward, and people would just rather ignore it than broach that awkwardness. Tell someone you work with and trust everything you have just written here, and see what they say. My bet is either you are “that smelly guy at the office” or “meh you smell kinda funky, but it’s not horrendous”. Either way: wash ya ayyssssss

petroskoi,
@petroskoi@sopuli.xyz avatar

My brother, I work in a kitchen. The people there do, (and have) told their fellow workers when they smell. Either when they don’t shower enough, or when they use too much deodorant.

Pinklink,

Aight

Anonymoose,
@Anonymoose@infosec.pub avatar

Look up the green “Asian body scrub” cloths. They’re next level wash cloths that exfoliate, dry fast, and are washable. Bonus, they’re super cheap. I swear by them and can’t ever go back to other scrubbers.

realaether,

Aka “(Korean) Italy towels”.

bts,

I don’t shower barehanded. I wear gloves at all times as to not scuff my jorts.

eating3645,

Dozens!

superduperenigma,

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  • Maltese_Liquor,

    This Arrested Development/Always Sunny cross over is exactly what I needed today, thank you both.

    offthecrossbar,

    There are dozens of us!

    TWeaK,

    Step out of the water, lather up hands, scrub, then back into the water to rinse. Face, then hair, the upper body then lower body - with a good spray of the undercarriage (shower heads are supposed to be removeable, not stuck to the wall).

    It’s a pet hate of mine that people often miss the step of rinsing when cleaning. The whole point is that the soap picks up the muck, then rinsing it removes it. This is a particular problem with dishes, where people leave (sometimes very dirty) dishwater on the plate to drip dry, with much of the residue remaining. My dishes fucking sparkle, and that’s because I rinse them clean.

    In contrast, with showers I think some people lather up in the water, which dilutes and rinses the soap away before it even cleans anything.

    stagen,
    @stagen@feddit.dk avatar

    At least turn off the water if you’re not in it.

    TWeaK,

    For the 5-10 seconds it takes to lather up? Not really worth it, especially if the water temperature will fluctuate. Also, there’s something to be said for the hot steaminess that showers create.

    I’m all for saving energy when it’s not being used, but I’m using that hot water. I might not need it, but I enjoy it.

    stagen,
    @stagen@feddit.dk avatar

    If you only spend 5-10 seconds I’d argue you might as well stop showering because that is not enough time to be effective.

    (edit) To not be too argumentative and rude I’d wager you probably spend more time than 10 seconds. :) Your other points do have merit too, heck who am I to judge your showering habits.

    TWeaK,

    Yeah I think I was downplaying the time to try and make it seem like I’m not wasting water so much XD but dammit if I don’t like a good hot soak.

    However 5-10 seconds is probably about right for my face and hair each. 5-10 seconds lather, 5-10 seconds rinse and scrub. Then standing in the water for a minute or so daydreaming lmao.

    makingStuffForFun,
    @makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml avatar

    Here here!

    CallumWells,

    There there. ;P

    makingStuffForFun,
    @makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml avatar

    where scare?!

    CallumWells,

    That doesn’t even make sense…

    Jack_of_all_derps,

    What kind of damned animal doesn’t rinse their dishes after washing them with soap?! I refuse to accept there are people out there doing this and if there are: I am not mad, I am just deeply disappointed in you.

    TWeaK,

    I think it’s maybe a UK think, with a view to saving energy. Fill up a big washing up bowl in the sink, put soap in that, wipe it with a cloth then put it straight on the rack. Meanwhile I just run the hot tap excessively (turned down to a low flow) and scrub with one of those sponges on a stick with soap dispensing through the handle.

    maporita,

    My parents were British and they used to have two washing bowls. Pile the dirty dishes into one and fill with warm water and dish soap. Clean water in the second bowl for rinsing. After a while the second bowl builds up residual soap so it needs to be emptied and refilled. I figure I use the same amount of water rinsing under a running faucet. But the soak thing is a great tip - leaving dishes in water to soak makes cleaning them so much easier.

    TWeaK,

    I prefer to just leave the hot tap running throughout, but down on low flow (basically the lowest I can have it with the combi boiler still on, but because it’s so slow it’s actually even hotter than full flow). The constant heat really helps loosen everything, then when the plate or whatever is on the rack to dry it’s steaming.

    But yeah most British people would be horrified with the way I do it hah.

    GBU_28,

    I’ve noticed people get a bunch of soap at a sink, cover their hands in suds, quickly wet their hands and walk out. Insanity

    a_statistician,
    @a_statistician@programming.dev avatar

    My dishes fucking sparkle, and that’s because I rinse them clean.

    This is how I can tell you live in an area that doesn’t have hard water. Water spots all over my dishes, even though I rinse them… sometimes because I rinse them.

    TWeaK,

    I do actually live in an area with hard water, and don’t have a water softener. Even then, I think the heat of the water I use maybe helps - there’s only ever a tiny little bit of water left to drip out. I’m not very energy effecient with it, I run the hot tap very hot to rinse.

    BrownianMotion,
    @BrownianMotion@lemmy.world avatar

    just shove the soap wherever it needs to go?

    And this folks, is why I remind my family - Just because it’s soap, doesn’t mean its clean…

    I always wash from top down, with the exception of hair I do last. Since I practically have none (bit of shampoo every few days) I don’t think this matters unless I have been shat on by a bird or something!

    Neck/ears/face etc first (after a good pre-lather - see above, then a post-lather), then shoulders armpits, arms etc, then belly, balls and bum, down the legs to the ankles. Like someone else said here, I’m 190cm and at this point I am already uncomfortably prone! Feet are always dancing around in soapy water so they are fine, and I never got toe jam so it must be okay.

    vext01,
    @vext01@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Use beard as soap distribution hub.

    Akasazh,
    @Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

    I’d like to see you distributing the soap to the loin area of even beyond the taint.

    By ‘I’d like to see’ I’m not really soliciting for pictures (moving or not), I’m merely enjoying the mental picture and it’s comedic implications.

    vext01,
    @vext01@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Raises eyebrow…

    Akasazh,
    @Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

    For… science?

    Sanyanov,

    Lather first

    Also, a lifehack: if you have body hair, you can lather soap onto your hands and then just move them through your body hair

    This allows you to generate tons of soap foam with which you can wash EVERYTHING

    kairo79,
    @kairo79@lemmy.ml avatar

    Follow-up question: do you wash your feet extra or do you also think that the shower gel water below will fix that?

    thisisbutaname,

    Assume nothing, wash everything

    brainfreeze,
    @brainfreeze@kbin.social avatar

    I want this on a T-shirt.

    MrScottyTay,

    Feet need to be scrubbed, not rinsed.

    When you take a bath you don’t just dip yourself for a bit and then get out

    mrgreyeyes,

    I’m 196cm tall. Do you know how far I need to go down to wash them? I trust trickling down soapy water will fix that.

    kairo79,
    @kairo79@lemmy.ml avatar

    Man, maybe that’s it! I am 196cm tall too 🙏

    Stoneykins,

    You can get shower mats with brush parts. No need to fold yourself in half, just shuffle your feet.

    Willer,

    unfortunately shower mats are notoriously gross

    Stoneykins,

    Only if you don’t clean them in my experience, and they aren’t particularly hard to clean. Just give em as good scrub when you clean the shower.

    Willer,

    aint nobody got time for that

    Willer,

    plus tiny shitass shower

    bugsmith,
    @bugsmith@programming.dev avatar

    I hope to never come in close proximity to your feet.

    riskable,
    @riskable@programming.dev avatar

    He’s the sole person in many situations!

    socsa,

    Banned

    CmdrShepard,

    Do you not have knees? I’m the same height and just bend my leg up to scrub my feet.

    Y’all are nasty if you’re not scrubbing everything. Soap running down from above isn’t going to do much.

    stagen,
    @stagen@feddit.dk avatar

    I’ve got really bad calluses so yeah I usually give them a good rough scrub with a coarse washcloth.

    socsa,

    If you don’t wash your feet then you are not allowed in my house.

    Willer,

    i wasnt planning on coming

    kairo79,
    @kairo79@lemmy.ml avatar

    Are you asking all your guests before?

    socsa,

    Yes it is on the questionnaire, and the interview explicitly covers the definition of “wash your feet” we are using so there can be no confusion.

    Willer, (edited )

    Everything that is below my pp i dont touch. Never have in my life. I just dont get that dirty that often.

    static_motion,

    You fucking bet I scrub my feet. I rock climb and as most climbers do I wear my climbing shoes without socks, which also means they collect a ton of dead skin cells and sweat which makes them smell absolutely vile. I spray them all the time with a multitude of bacteria and fungus killing products, even wash them from time to time, but there’s no real solution. I just treat them as biohazard when not climbing. So yes, I make an effort to thoroughly scrub my feet to ensure they don’t retain the smell and to try to reduce how many dead cells end up in the shoes.

    happyhippo,

    Liquid soap, problem solved.

    stebo02,
    @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    doesn’t everyone use shampoo?? who tf uses a bar of soap for anything else than washing hands??

    sebsch,

    There is shampoo as soap bars in Europe.

    I use it since it brings better cleaning results. There are also environmental reasons not to pack everything like shampoo into plastic. A soap bar comes with just a bit of paper around.

    Double_A,
    @Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Bar soap feels much cleaner at the end. Also it doesn’t create plastic garbage.

    anarchyrabbit,

    Me too. I kinda do it in parts. Like arms, torso, legs and fave. Then lastly is use a nail cleaning brush to scrub my butt. I like to think I have the cleanest butt in town.

    Akasazh,
    @Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar
    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.ml avatar

    I always wondered what it would be like to soak everything in Palmolive…

    pruwybn,
    @pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    To quote Chandler: “Soap is soap! It’s self-cleaning!”

    realaether,

    Isn’t soap technically self-dirtying since it’s supposed to get dirt to cling to it rather than your skin?

    Willer,

    pro tip: use water with the soap

    riskable,
    @riskable@programming.dev avatar

    No. The point of soap is to reduce the surface tension of water so that grime, oils, and bacteria can’t stick around.

    This is why the CDC recommends wetting before applying soap… Because the moment the soap propagates through the water (which happens extremely fast) is the moment microorganisms lose their grip. Applying (wet) soap beforehand reduces its efficacy.

    Anything unsanitary stuck to or in the soap isn’t going to be able to stick around once rinsing takes place.

    Also remember The Law of Conservation of Filth: For something to become clean something else must become dirty. The water is what’s getting “dirty” because of the soap.

    Imgonnatrythis,

    Lather and hands. Unless you live alone shoving the soap leaves hair on it and that’s just nasty for everyone else to look at or deal with.

    whenever8186,

    Dealt with by simply rinsing it afterwards

    riskable,
    @riskable@programming.dev avatar

    But then what are you going to use to decorate the shower walls‽ No reason to pull your own hair out!

    The drain hair is for cosplay wigs 👍

    Imgonnatrythis,

    You’ve never had to play a game of chase the pube around the soap bar. It’s a phenomenon physics has not yet found a way to explain, but rinsing soap with a pube on it just causes the pube to quantum jump to the other side of the soap bar.

    yoz,

    Rub soap all over my body and scrub it down like a crazy mofo.

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