kemsat,

Both.

Astroturfed,

I shove the bar of soap strait up my ass and just express the foam into my hand from there until I’m done.

HurlingDurling,

Dat special scent from Yankee Candle

socsa,

A yes, the Gere technique

CmdrShepard,

I do this too, but I use the moves I learned during my breakdancing days to spin on my head and evenly distribute a layer of suds all over my body. It’s super efficient!

dnick,

Soap over the main parts, and lather with that over everything

FederatedSaint,

I swipe the bar of soap between my butt cheeks like a credit card…

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

Yeah, Near Filth Cleaning (NFC) based placement requires too many 3rd parties.

captainlezbian,

It’s soap. It’s a bar. I rub it on my wife then myself and then we rinse it off.

Lexaprofessor,

I, too, like to rub it on this guy’s wife.

corsicanguppy,

We all do, but don’t mess it up for everyone.

phar,

The same way you wash your hands

RedditWanderer,

Someone out there is rubbing the bar all over each hand and then just rinses. Knowing humans this has to be true for someone.

corsicanguppy,

If there’s a betting pool I’ve got $5 on Florida.

Kushia,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

What I do is I take several guns and a baseball bat with me when I shower so that I’m never caught barehanded ever.

zappy,

I’m glad I’m not the only one who was wondering what on earth OP was taking about

ToastedPlanet,

It’s like interdimensional cable but for internet forums. In my version of reality, we get completely naked when taking a shower, not just our hands. We have these kind of lay-down-showers called baths too, but that’s a whole other thing. Also, the chemical element with atomic mass 207.2 g.mol ^ -1, which may seem like a useful building material, especially for shower pipes, is actually dangerous to life that is based on the chemical element 12.011 g.mol ^ -1. Figured I should include that in case OP’s reality hasn’t figured that out yet. In exchange, consider sharing something dangerous your reality has discovered that might not be obvious to us yet.

button_masher,

Maybe op has only used shower gloves and has now seen the light…

nobody_,

Those of you who shower barehanded.

Huh?

zero_gravitas,

Without a cloth or loofah, or whatever.

BleepBlip,

People who use exfoliating gloves and wash clothes are fine and all but it’s not like the majority of the world works in high viscosity grease factories. I roll bare-handed and never stink or feel dirty during a typical day.

sadreality,

I think logic for it is to exfoliate skin... Not remove grease.

electrogamerman,

Exfoliation is also bad if done very day. I usually exfoliate once a week

cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Literal !showerthoughts

unwinagainstable,

The way this question was phrased killed me. lmao

Lammy,

Nice excuse for softcore

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Kinda both I guess?

CeruleanRuin,
@CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t care about any of that. What I really want to know is do you wash your legs?

ratz,

No, I have people for that

bundtpan,

You wash your legs?

WindInTrees,

🤮

DrMango,

I’m a proud leg washer. I make sure to personally attend to everything on my bod and that means legs, between the cheeks, and soles of my feet.

Imgonnatrythis,

How can you not? Wear some sort of special shower trousers? The soap just runs right down them, they practically wash themselves.

Afrazzle,

Just letting the soap run down then doesn’t sound like washing to me.

electrogamerman,

Do legs even get dirty? They are just… there

PsychedSy,

I wash my hands throughout the day, but not my legs. I also deal with dirty areas and climb on the floor and I have a tendency to walk into bits of metal that shred my shins.

Deelala0516,

Yes. Also feet and between toes.

Laila,

Lather, then use hand. I use a wash cloth to exfoliate though.

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