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smuuthbrane

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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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It’s not getting any packets for Christmas.

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Kinda thought it was an enraged Patrick Star at first… wearing a fuzzy choker…?

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EXACTLY!!

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NO DICKS, ONLY CHICKS

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Phase in a ban on consumer grade gas powered outdoor equipment. Electric only.

Revise residential parking to allow more in line with densification.

Crack down on negligent property owners that let properties get run down. Especially developers that let properties sit,.and most especially with houses that just get boarded up and the property goes to hell.

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Billionaire was the Imposter.

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Don’t let anyone tell you what makes you happy.

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Well yeah, unless you’re an immigrant or refugee that recently got citizenship, Canadians were likely last educated about the Charter back in grade school or high school. And never again since unless they look it up themselves.

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If it was covered back then, I don’t remember. It’s been literally a generation since I was in school. So what little I did learn has certainly been lost by now.

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f570864c-5448-431e-9390-29b46b42e524.jpeg

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Tease, had me thinking they’d found a Type II civilization.

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Hey, everyone that uses high beams inside the city where there’s street lights and incoming traffic, FUCK YOU!

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High beams affect everyone else. No lights at all only really affects them. High beams are infinitely worse.

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It’s fine, that person has their high beams on and can see them clearly.

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Full bladder holding champion material right there.

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Norm and Cliff always seemed like NPCs. This explains a lot.

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Oh, come on, that’s pretty low.

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Pick one person at a time and speak to them in human language. In some cases it will be to give them a special magical friend, in other cases it will be to cause them to question their sanity.

Then I’d get to seeing about this whole corkscrew dick thing.

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Letting the oil circulate before putting load on the engine. Only needs an extra 10-15 seconds, or the time it takes me to scrape during the winter months. No time needed if it was recently running.

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No. What modern marvel keeps oil from pooling in the lowest level after hours of disuse?

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For some drive line components, yes, but not for engine oil.

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Great, now the Predators are bringing their whole families with them.

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They feel with their hands and fingers mostly.

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And today we have this very dangerous red monster…

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Sorry, I can actually say “squirrel”, my accent won’t cut it.

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I’m buying mine clean laundry baskets so they don’t monopolize mine with unfolded clean clothes for an entire week.

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And which is more bioavailable, metallic iron or iron oxide? Do we want to lick clean iron or rusty iron??

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Ah, GIFs that I can hear.

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I’d sooner watch this than yet another TOS time travel episode.

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This is the vvay.

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Probably dowels, maybe some glue. Doubt they would use threaded fasteners for a demonstration like this.

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Ugh, Robertson all the way.

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Acceptable.

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You’re not the boss of me.

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I hate it when signs are misspelled.

It’s spelled “pimped”. Geez.

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The question is why don’t all hot dogs do this? Look at those wonderful browned edges, those are going to be way tastier than any uniform pink boiled sadness logs. Put them on a different bun it in a wrap if you need to, but don’t change how you’re cooking them!!

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Don’t stop! Odd shape aside, you’re doing it right!

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I’ve been touched by His Noodly Appendage, Ramen.

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This is the game of Let’s See What Kind Of Person You REALLY Are When Things Get A Bit Competitive.

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They are an indication that you can’t do crossword puzzles.

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Not pictured: the industrial fan you’ll need.

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I’d tell her that she overslept, which is why I woke her up.

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Great, now you’ve given the Tyre Extinguishers another idea for terrorizing suburban moms.

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I do, every time. What I’ve subbed to doesn’t have a huge volume of posts, so to see anything new daily I sort by new. Otherwise there’s just not enough going on here.

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There is no greater glory than being chosen by the most honorable animal in the universe to be a mattress.

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Despite her disgust, she is holding a mirror so he can check his own ass out. He likes what he sees.

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Now we must find the Golden Ratio in the beard.

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“Is polish her lamp by the light of day So ships at night can find their way I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper And keep them company”

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