You are now a duck, what do you do first??
You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.
You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.
DoctorWhookah, I’d head straight to Subway for my free sandwich!
Candelestine, Probably open up my phone and pull up youtube to watch some duck documentaries. I don’t even know what I’m supposed to be eating or what things out there are usually wanting to eat me.
xmunk, There are some really good “I just woke up as a duck” tutorials on Coursera.
livus, 
Avoid the ones on Wiki How, they are repurposed courses originally intended for people who woke up as a chicken.
Damaskox, 
Probably make a poo on the floor.
Either mine or in the hallway (if I know how to open the door).
chtk, 
SendMePhotos, The first thing is probably quack… I would love to fly to someone in the park working on something and solve the issue for them. I’d like to be known as a helpful duck.
indigomirage, I suppose I’d duck.
notonReddit, Rape
Squirrel, 
The question implies that you would still have your human brain, not that you would think like an actual duck.
notonReddit, Still rape
0x4E4F, I start wondering if I’m ugly.
grabyourmotherskeys, Immediately make a joke about quacking up.
Xavienth, Rake in the lake
flashgnash, It’s a lovely day, and you are a horrible goose
Jerb322, 
Fly south
captainlezbian, Attack someone with a sandwich
nis, I’d duck. Then I would probably duck some more.
PopcornPrincess, Hockey.
Antimutt, (edited ) 
There could be more to it than that - like take up ballet.
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