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Kinglink, in D.A.R.E. rule

“Thank god she chose that one, the rest are my drugs.”

electrogamerman, in A minimalist statue of the virgin mary

Found the clit

Viking_Hippie,

It was in the bible this whole time!

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Clergy hate this one simple trick!

Cylusthevirus, in Shopping rule
@Cylusthevirus@kbin.social avatar

Imagining OP having a panic attack about saying "excuse me."

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Tbf people should have enough self awareness to know not to do this but yeah a simple excuse me will do

ARk,

excuse m-get the fuck out of the way

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Me just waiting for them to move trying not to look like I am stalking them nor just waiting for them to move silently which I am doing then coming to conclusion I’ll just eat something else than I originally planned to.

pivot_root, in i don't make the rules

Careful, you’ll anger the tankies 😀

Roundcat,
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

Wonder how long they'll accept us until they once again see our queerness as "western decadence?"

nyar,

Both “tankies” instances are accepting of lgbtq, and one of them is not just accepting but extremely gay itself.

It’s clear you’re punching at ghosts.

stillwater,

I’m getting more annoyed with this obsession the rest of lemmy has with Hexbear than I am with any of Hexbear’s antics.

At least they kept it visually interesting. All these brainless fucking meme complaints about people that aren’t even here anymore blend together and make me think I’m on reddit again.

pivot_root, (edited )

I don’t know how you’re interpreting the original post, but it’s pretty obviously throwing shade at non-cishet communists. I’m aware that there’s a lot of gay and NB tankies, and you are too by the looks of it.

My comment was pointing out that this post will, in fact, anger the tankies. There’s plenty of them on other instances, too, keep in mind.

Norgur, in A minimalist statue of the virgin mary

Well, it may not be anatomically accurate, but I like how they symbolized the "virgin"-part by closing this thing shut
Vagina, Urethra, everything.

SARGEx117,

I think the pregnant belly bulge works, and putting legs in to make it more person accurate would also make it more vagina-accurate, and there’s only so much “THAT’S A VAGINA/PENIS!” you can get before people start complaining.

And unfortunately, there are a disturbing number of people who think a full covering is exactly how it works.

Taleya, in D.A.R.E. rule

Yes we do. Why the fuck are you going through my belongings

UnlimitedRumination,

Also who are you and why are you in my apartment going through my shit?

IWantToFuckSpez, in A minimalist statue of the virgin mary

Is this why some Virgin Mary statues bleed?

DieguiTux8623, in A minimalist statue of the virgin mary

I didn’t expect to see this masterpiece around again, which was a pity because true Art shall not be forgotten. The artist is, of course, Italian and the statue is placed in Santa Teresa di Gallura, Sardinia.

TotalFat,

Now it all makes sense… Sardinia they let the goat cheese get infested with maggots before eating it to get high.

undeffeined,

Where did you get the part about getting high on it?

FengaNails, in rule, you know?

This includes yourself. Be kind to yourself 😊

OrangeXarot,

fuck myself

SusheeMonster,

You don't have to shoulder that burden alone, my friend

I can fuck yourself when you get tired. We're in this together

Black_Gulaman,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sensually

highhomes1994, in Trabant Griffin Rule

Isn’t that a Fiat 500/600?

zaphod,

yes

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

SHIT FIAT GRIFFIN WOULDVE BEEN WAY FUNNIER FUCK

The_Helmet_Stays_On,

Nyahahaha

highhomes1994,

😁

alphapuggle,

I think lemmy let’s you edit titles!

Psythik,

Whatever it is, it’s awful.

Anti_Weeb_Penguin,

Beautiful*

Psythik,

“Fiat” and “Beautiful” should never be used in the same sentence ever. It’s like putting “Fiat” and “Reliable” in the same sentence.

al177, in just followin the rules

I’m pretty sure 2/3 of these are Dr. Who monsters.

julianh,

Hey, who turned out the lights?

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are you my mummy?

charliespider,

Are you my mummy?

isVeryLoud,

Are you my mummy?

Chariotwheel, in A minimalist statue of the virgin mary

I just see Renault

SonnyVabitch,

Commiserations to the missus

ininewcrow, in Shopping rule
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Then give you a mean look when you excuse yourself to walk past them or have a look at the shelf they’re blocking.

lowleveldata,

Easy! I give them a mean look first because they’re blocking

Fiivemacs,

I just pretend that I want shit behind them so they move, and I keep doing to purposely to get in their way.

QueenCute, in rule
@QueenCute@lemmy.world avatar
nature_man,

So true!

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I was just joking about how I could make a pneumatic powered Lego fuck machine, but nobody wants a Lego dildo and then I scroll to find this. It’s exactly what it might sound like using a Lego fuck toy.

Sludgehammer,
@Sludgehammer@lemmy.world avatar

Glad I had headphones on when I clicked that.

QueenCute,
@QueenCute@lemmy.world avatar

tbf i feel like my comment is a good warning about what kind of sounds it’s gonna be :3

Sludgehammer,
@Sludgehammer@lemmy.world avatar

Well, yeah. But I wasn’t expecting it to be that, uh… intense.

TIN, in A better cat post

Don’t type Google into Google, you can break the internet. Please, no-one try it, even for a joke.

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not for a joke, it’s for a cat

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