Shopping rule
ElBarto, 
Just join in and tell them about your imaginary kids who just happen to be slightly better at everything than the other two parents kids are.
Rhaedas, 
What bugs me more than aisles is stopping in a doorway. Keep moving.
Teon, 
OMG Sharon, we should meet tomorrow at Costco @4pm and block the isles with our carts and discuss lip gloss colors!!
ntzm, This is just misogyny
corrupts_absolutely, yuh pretty much
Teon, 
And is it still misogyny if Sharon is a drag queen???
ntzm, Shut up
ininewcrow, 
Then give you a mean look when you excuse yourself to walk past them or have a look at the shelf they’re blocking.
lowleveldata, Easy! I give them a mean look first because they’re blocking
Fiivemacs, I just pretend that I want shit behind them so they move, and I keep doing to purposely to get in their way.
MxM111, 
I see lots of tension and energy between those two women. If not civilization conditioning they would be at each other throats.
Hegar, If not civilization conditioning they would be at each other throats.
I don't think that's within the power of agriculture and settlement hierarchy to achieve.
If anything the improved nutrition and health of people before "civilization" would have made them much more capable of emotional restraint.
MxM111, 
In what sense it is “before” civilization, rather than civilization itself?
Cylusthevirus, 
Imagining OP having a panic attack about saying "excuse me."
ThatWeirdGuy1001, 
Tbf people should have enough self awareness to know not to do this but yeah a simple excuse me will do
ARk, excuse m-get the fuck out of the way
user224, 
Me just waiting for them to move trying not to look like I am stalking them nor just waiting for them to move silently which I am doing then coming to conclusion I’ll just eat something else than I originally planned to.
Riccosuave, 
Dead 😂😂😂
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