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tourist, 6 months ago

at least some of these:

en.m.wikipedia.org/…/List_of_mass_hysteria_cases

I’m no expert on ergot, but I’d place a small wager on it being involved with the dancing plague and the meowing nuns

Otherwise probably just boredom. There was jackshit fuckall to do back then. Not like now, where you have to spend 3 hours a day in traffic and 9 hours a day fixing your completely fucked npm installation

tourist, 6 months ago

taking the name quite literally

im here for it

tourist, 6 months ago

jesse

what the fuck are you talking about

tourist, 6 months ago

I am unfortunately already cursed with the knowledge of that concept.

What do you think their plans are when they get to heaven? Do they think god will be chill with premarital sex due to a technicality? The ridiculous hubris of believing you can fucking debate a deity and win.

Also, I was doing a breaking bad pseudo-reference. Different jesse

tourist, 6 months ago

Car that breaks down as soon as you buy it

BMWs are already pretty mainstream

tourist, 6 months ago

“Just because you listen to them doesn’t make you a neo nazi! Free speech is dead!”

• HitlerFan1488 with a roman statue avatar

tourist, 6 months ago

Why have I never seen a .biz domain that wasn’t blatantly shady?

tourist, 6 months ago

If I’m correct about how much the Wikipedia editors hate fun, there’s no way that article is going to stay up long.

tourist, 6 months ago

“Imagine having short user engagement once your game is consumed. Can’t relate,” they said.

An adult really typed that out. Embarrassing.

tourist, 6 months ago

I feel like I’m in trouble for clicking that

tourist, 6 months ago

im da king of da highway

tourist, 6 months ago

If I personally consider Baldur’s Gate 3 to be better than cocaine, will I like divinity?

I could google it, but you’re right here and as soon as I close this tab I will 100% forget

Also it Google might send me to reddit and fuck that

tourist, 6 months ago

I hope you sent them a 0kb game.exe with the tagline “here u go mate, god bless”

tourist, 6 months ago

You may want to look into last.fm, I see It supports Pandora too.

It does a better job than Spotify imo

It also shows you users with similar music tastes. There’s this one guy I found in 2015/2016. Every time I look for new music, I just peruse his recently played and always leave happy. Never messaged him. I don’t even think he (or she) speaks English.

tourist, 6 months ago

It may very well have been two or more different people stepping on each other’s feet in the dark.

I recall binge-ing Source leak summary videos. Everything that Valve uses that engine for is extremely tightly coupled.

Whenever CS:GO or Dota 2 gets an update, data miners get to work and discover a bunch of assets of unrelated source games.

Sounds like your company is doing things the halal way and using modern standards. At Valve, it’s just a clusterfuck dev tool GUI on top of a monolithic codebase where no one can possibly know a fraction of what’s going on.

tourist, 6 months ago

When I was 12 I got “tricked” into installing Linux Mint from a USB drive because another kid told me it had Garageband on it.

Like that meme where you give someone a bunch of adderall and a pickaxe and tell them there’s gold under a location you need excavated.

Perhaps you could explore adjacent strategies?

tourist, 7 months ago

yeet her into a chasm

problem solved

tourist, 7 months ago

I assume most of those students weren’t “officially” given admin priveleges, which makes it extra funny

tourist, 6 months ago

Yep, ChatGPT4 allows optional calls to Bing now.

It used to have a problem with making a claims that were not relevant to or contradicted its own sources, but I don’t recall encountering that problem recently.

tourist, 7 months ago

And the “personality” they gave it annoyed me far more than any human ever has.

tourist, 7 months ago

she gog on magog until I tribulate

tourist, 7 months ago

Is this github copilot

tourist, 7 months ago

And it’s never even a half decent bot.

“You double charged me this month”

“Hi! For problems relating to your wifi, please visit our FAQ.”

support bot has ended the chat

tourist, 7 months ago

why did you do this to me

tourist, 7 months ago

bg3.exe stopped responding?

tourist, 7 months ago

You joke, but I’ve been so desensitised by what feels like every website doing this shit, I really did forget how fucked up it actually is.

Also, the subscribe to our newsletter checkbox ticked by default. I swear on my life, I ALWAYS make sure to untick it, but sure enough, my inbox still somehow looks like I engraved my email address on the front door of every marketing department.

tourist, 7 months ago

Other people make a scene about it. Same with energy drinks. You won’t get a health lecture if someone sees you drink a cup of coffee. Pop a pill? Prepare for unsolicited medical advice.

Also, they don’t sell them at the grocery store or pharmacy I frequent.

tldr: it’s too much of a hassle

tourist, 7 months ago

Silver lining: some (possibly state level) bot farm operator considers Lemmy to be prominent enough to be worth spreading propaganda on.

We made it lads

tourist, 7 months ago

Is it really that easy? Why did they even bother?

They’ve known about ad blockers for well over decade now and their “solution” can be bypassed with inspect-element. Nice.

tourist, 7 months ago

beware of rusty drain pipes

second worst mistake of my life

tourist, 7 months ago

And then the man page is just a verbose unformatted paragraph written in 2007 by some guy on a lethal dose of ritalin

tourist, 7 months ago

Varies from person to person.

A few hundred 10mg pills for lunch will probably cause irreversible heart damage at the very least.

tourist, 7 months ago

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tourist, 7 months ago

“straight women are gay because they have boyfriends” is an interesting thought experiment at the very least, if you don’t put too much thought into that “experiment”

tourist, 8 months ago

Same

Option may as well have been “lose an eyelash every time you get elected president of Uzbekistan”

tourist, 8 months ago

I expected better from [email protected]

tourist, 8 months ago

Volkswagen hamburger

tourist, 8 months ago

Their filters are definitely more duct tape and paperclips than carefully planned out

Nicholas Cage at the grocery store? Watch your step motherfucker

Robert Downey Jnr solving a rubix cube? lol ok sure 😊😊😊😊

tourist, 8 months ago

And that mc escher ass non euclidean trigger will suck you into the 9th spacial dimension if you try to fire it

tourist, 8 months ago

The planet is literally burning and the global wealth divide is growing more rapidly by the second, but they’re convinced the real problems are vaccines (yes, still) and not enough dead trans people.

tourist, 8 months ago

Every time I see Activision-Blizzard mentioned I feel morally obligated to remind/inform people that when Activision-Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick gave himself a $40 million bonus, there were employees who could not afford the food at the company cafeteria.

Also, when I Googled “blizzard employees” to find that article, one search suggestion was “breast milk”. If you don’t feel like you hate the company enough already, look into that.

tourist, 8 months ago

SAP S/4 HANA is not mental illness

It’s worse

Your physical health and everyone you love will suffer too

tourist, 9 months ago

If you run “Mark Zuckerberg” through google translate a few dozen times I’m sure it’ll spit that out at some point

tourist, 9 months ago

dear god I hope so