Shitty Million Dollar Ideas: A place to pitch your fever dream ideas for Shark Tank
The idea is to come up with goofy million dollar ideas that you thought of in the shower, while going to bed, or during a fever dream that would get you laughed off of Shark Tank.
Like white t-shirts tie dyed with red wine for suburban moms so they can get as day drunk as they want or a pitching machine that shoots safety razors blades for the little patches of grass that grow in sidewalk cracks.
So I was thinking of a grappling hook with suction hose and/or lubricant to pull out the shit out of your ass when constipated.
Or a net in the toilet to catch your shit so it doesn't splash and give you a so-called poseidon's kiss.
Mine’s probably only shitty if you’re not a furry. I have been trying to design a skin-tight fur suit and head piece because I find the current way fursuits are made to be bulky and excessively hot because it’s not just fur, but hella foam too. Secondary benefits is that the headpiece would be connected in a way that opening and closing your jaw will open and close the jaw of the character head, as well as being easy enough to get on and off quickly and unassisted.
I need a couple bil to train an AI model on ALL mythology and folklore from all cultures of the world to then create real gnomes, elves, trolls etc by sticking it in robots and releasing them into the wild, then they will constantly clandestinely steal materials from us to construct more fae.
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