Let lemmyshitpost decide...
Draedron, So I only need to do one of these anymore? Thats improvement
Mediocre_Bard, Yes.
FlickeringScreens, What if I already do this?
thefloweracidic, Lol crying during sex can be cathartic
MooseBoys, Wait, you’re telling me poop screams aren’t normal?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
That’s just Tuesday for my cat
Mr3Sepz, Green.
There are ways to dampen and quiet down the screaming.
Since you probably always poop alone, you can use external tools and no one will know.So green can with experimenting and time lead to almost no side effects.
ThatOneDudeFromOhio, Poop scream would be fun.
DragonTypeWyvern, I choose death
Klear, Happy feast of Winter Veil!
Evil_Shrubbery, I don’t remember clicking those both buttons at the same time … :|
Jean_le_Flambeur, So seither i embaress myself everytime i shit or nothing happens?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, Embarrass? Dominate your dook dome. Yell with a nice, themly yell that says to everyone “that’s a shit that’s gonna take at least one flush”
robocall, I guess cry profusely after sex because I never get any
Mandarbmax, During.
smotherlove, Jokes on you, I’m into that shit.
tourist, 
Same
Option may as well have been “lose an eyelash every time you get elected president of Uzbekistan”
TheWanderer, Same! Virgins ASSEMBLE 💪
😭
Slovene, … at a brothel
FUCKRedditMods, Jokes on you, I do both
vivadanang, that’s my superpower.
abracaDavid, I already scream when I poop. It’s not that big of a deal.
Pistcow, Wife in the other room: Are you ok!?
Me: Just prayin’
Swedneck, 
ooAAAAAAAAAAA we’re halfway there
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
livin on a prayer
Todesschnitzel, Yes!
chaotic_disorganizer, Red
Added bonus: I’ll never cry.
Obonga, Sometimes i wonder whether people are just joking or if there are really so many sex starved people out there.
Anomalous_Llama, The absolute state of the people in this thread
Slovene, There’s a lot of us. Extreme shyness and such. Doesn’t matter how cute and handsome you are, if you’re too chickenshit to go talk to the girl smiling at you from across the bar. It’s also difficult to know if she’s really into you, she could just be Canadian. :D And then you have all the incels whom I really don’t understand. But they have a whole subreddit, if you wanna go take a dip in the cesspool.
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