xusontha,

When he died a friend texted me this:

In other news Arlington cemetery will soon install its first gender neutral bathroom

Snapz,

Crazy that after all that time, his cause of death was drowning in diarrhea? He died doing what he loved.

ArmokGoB,

rest in piss, bozo

mycatiskai,

I hope that someone makes a headstone that has a comfortable perch so visitors can easily take a dump while not stepping in previous visitors stools.

Rachelhazideas,

Pissinger

CountVon,
@CountVon@sh.itjust.works avatar

I feel very strongly that this should have been titled “Kissinger’s Rest-in-piss.”

PunnyName,

Not enough piss.

winterayars,

Be the change, my friend.

PunnyName,

I still need to get to Rush’s grave, first.

4am,

air vent

fan

Ooo, carbonated piss!

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

The spicy kind, like what I’m shooting

vaultdweller013,

You should see a doctor, or atleast a biological researcher cause if your piss is carbonated you may low key have multiple problems.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

That was his hiding spot from the reaper to let him last as long as he did.

Agent641,

The reaper was too grossed out to touch him.

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