TacoNissan

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Why don't rabies infected humans act like rabies infected animals

This always puzzled me. Why don’t humans act much more aggressive or crazed like its often depicted with animals. Afaik there’s 2 types of rabies, “dumb” and “furious” so my question is more towards the 2nd type. For example, we never hear of rabies causing a human to accidentally bite another human so why is that?

TacoNissan,

Oh no, we’re all just more concerned about affording to survive, and can’t be bothered to remember a detail about a disease from hundreds of years ago that is no longer a threat whatsoever.

TacoNissan,

My sister used to regularly bite me when she was angry. In her teens. No she’s not mentally disabled. 🤷

TacoNissan,

I still go back and watch Spy Kids 3D like once a year. It’s just so visually unique and the plot isn’t half bad.

TacoNissan,

I save lots of 2000s kid’s shows, for when my future kids grow up. No telling when they’ll become lost media. I use filebot to automatically rename the files to TVDB standards, and so far I’ve collected 8tb. Do I have a problem?

TacoNissan,

But my beloved Netscape! How will I possibly learn a new browser? I’m too old to learn!

TacoNissan,

Bruh. Phones are just essentially ARM + Linux pocket PCs.

TacoNissan,

“Hey, so my car is making a weird noise” “Just go out and get a different car then”

TacoNissan, (edited )

No you have it backwards. More like

“hey, this car I bought for a couple grand is being fucky”

“nah man fuck buying a car. Leave that one in the ditch out back, and start driving this one my buddies made and have been fixing for years. Yeah it breaks a lot but hey it’s free. Oh you wanna keep using your old car, you just need an oil change? Bitch, what did I say? Use mine.”

Oh yeah btw, that new car, gas and brake are reversed. Nonono it’s ok just get used to it or you’re a dumbass

TacoNissan,

Yeah but I wanted my car fixed. Sure I’m riding my bike while it’s broken, but I want to fix my car.

TacoNissan,

I tweaked it a bit:

HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and bangs the princess.

POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave… without the princess.

VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, robs the princess and burns the castle before leaving.

DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, fucks her again, then leaves.

BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, and drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.

DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert.

PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon leaves out of boredom. The protagonist arrives at the princess’s bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. The princess wishes he was the HEAVY METAL protagonist.

GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

NU METAL: The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but his baggy clothes catch fire. The recording of his screams sell millions of copies.

GRINDCORE: The protagonist arrives, makes weird screeching noises for about 2 minutes and then leaves.

INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy overcoat, flips off the dragon and gets escorted out by security guards.

EMOCORE: The protagonist and his friends get a ride from his mother to the castle. He kills the dragon with some awesome arm-spinning and spin-kicking while his friends watch with their arms crossed. The princess laughs at the protagonists ridiculous hair and the boys leave in tears, saying she was a bitch anyways so whatever.

PUNK: The protagonist hitchhikes to the castle, asks the dragon for some bucks, buys some cans of beer, gets pissed, calls her a “monarchist cunt” and “commerce bitch” and leaves the castle on the city bus.

POP ROCK: The protagonist arrives in a limo. The dragon lets them in as long as they sign an autograph for its mom who is a big fan. The protagonist leaves with the princess and they get married for a total of 3 days. The protagonist writes 2 albums about her.

GOTHIC METAL: The protagonist arrives along with a cold wind of winter in the middle of the night, frustrates the heck out of the dragon until it dies of fear and desolation, comes to the princess and asks her how to remove makeup without clogging his pores.

METALCORE: The protagonist does some epic headbanging, accidentally knocking the dragon out. Then he storms off in anger because the dragon wasn’t supposed to be defeated until the 3rd song

COMEDY METAL: The protagonist happens to be Jack Black, and fucks the dragon while singing about his kielbasa

TacoNissan,

20 seconds is a long ass time to be staring at a doctor 🤨

TacoNissan,

I’d say a grilled cheese, because it could be argued that the gushers are a sauce

TacoNissan,

Meat doesn’t melt into the cheese. Gushers do

TacoNissan,

Man I’m not doing any pissing I’m just telling you that gushers have a closer texture to cheese than meats or vegetables, so the experience of eating this would be more of a grilled cheese experience than a melt experience

TacoNissan,

I’m gonna fuck your mom and your dad while you watch, then I’ll burn your whole house down with a single lemon and a pair of binoculars 😎

TacoNissan,

Oh look it’s raining piss. You better not get your leg wet or your dog might start humping. I am currently in a cave, and all these rocks look like you. My hat is on fire now.

TacoNissan,

Ok hon 🥰 stay baked and don’t forget to use a condom 👍

TacoNissan,

EXACTLY MY POINT

TacoNissan,

It’s very likely that more than a single person would find an issue…

TacoNissan,

I don’t know what you’re talking about

TacoNissan,

All brands of hotdog bun are pre-cut where I live

TacoNissan,

Lol I like cutting my hotdogs and shallow-frying them, and I was getting creative with how I cut them

TacoNissan,

I wish my bun was uncut

TacoNissan,

AI? No this is real. These are real hotdogs I ate the other day

TacoNissan,

If you cut them in half, or split the ends, there’s more surface area to crisp up

Driving Today was SO Obnoxious

I had to drive to and from an appointment twice today (drop off and pick up)(not a school) and I faced like… A dozen moments of aggression from other drivers. From being cut off, to being blocked from merging. Some dangerous, others harmless. Just a dozen pointless but intentionally rude moments. Usually I’m getting tailed...

TacoNissan,

A lot of drivers have gotten way worse and more aggressive since the pandemic in my area. A lot of it, is people moving out of the city into the suburbs and bringing their toxic driving with them

TacoNissan,

If you moderate a community you still get access

TacoNissan, (edited )

That’s a lil extreme my guy

Edit: what fuckin world do we live in, where someone says that a politician needs to be shot to death, and the controversial opinion is to not shoot someone? Am I crazy for thinking that killing trump wouldn’t solve anything? We shouldn’t give people a martyr. The best way to get rid of someone is by shaming them and forgetting them.

TacoNissan,

Uh no, that’s also an extreme opinion. Death is always an extreme opinion, because there’s no way to change your mind. Death is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

TacoNissan,

I will not entertain the concept of normalizing extremist hyperbole, as normalizing extremes tends to make them normal.

TacoNissan,

Nah I think we should do that to you, considering you’re ok with stuff like that

TacoNissan,

Hm actually no. I’d prefer to not be a crazy person. Thanks for the offer tho. Enjoy your killing spree. I’ll watch it on the news later

TacoNissan,

A lil pushback? Flip? No, I’ve always been anti-violence. Killing people only results in more graves. War doesn’t solve anything. Sometimes you need to stand up in defense, and that’s different, but starting the violence is never a good thing

TacoNissan,

There is a difference between starting conflict, and defending yourself. Assassination is not a defense

TacoNissan,

Well, we’re in a capitalist society in the US, and I can guarantee you, my boss doesn’t pay me more when I work harder.

TacoNissan,

Well if you want to be anal about it, iron and steel are refined rust

TacoNissan,

TRAVEL REWARDS??? We’re in a conversation about people starving, and you’re like “oh but this one gives you a free flight to Jamaica”

TacoNissan,

In the US, in urban areas, the sewage system handles all waste water, and is treated before being reintroduced to waterways. Rural areas, there is no sewage system. Every building without a connection to a sewer has a septic tank.

TacoNissan,

This is pork and cabbage soup

TacoNissan,

Balls in ass is the true test of the testicles

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