Gork

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Gork,

What’s y’all’s favorite sick soup? I’ve been using Nongshim Shin Black ramen. The spice kicks it up a notch and helps clear out the airways.

Gork,

“Many have tried to grab my hair in battle. All have failed.”

Gork,

No Deuce December

Gork,

It looked really good when it came out, but G-Man’s facial features are really uncanny valley now.

Gork,

Have the best of both worlds: an optical tracker affixed to the bottom of the rodent mouse/rat. Then gently steer the rodent in the direction of travel, giving it cheese when it complies.

Gork,

Dino shaped nuggets are the best kind of nuggets. And I’m an adult.

Gork,

Why can’t Democrats just go full on Red Scare McCarthy on them?

Call them Un-American traitors who would rather go to Moscow than to Washington.

Worked in the 50s, right?

Edit: let’s go even farther. Set up House Select Committees on Un-American Activities and have them testify that they have not worked with or received funds from the Russians.

Gork,

Colon cleanse.

Gork,

Thanks I hate it

Gork,

It is played so much that it is little wonder people have declared War on Christmas.

Gork,

Archived link to get around the paywall

Gork,

Time is pretty meaningless in a black hole, so this makes sense.

Gork,

Uhh what if you wake up in the middle of the night and have to poop?

Gork,

Those angles are very sharp 90° cheddar. I’m impressed.

Gork,

I dig 'em though. They’re quirky, like the Pickelhaube.

Gork,

Nailed to the North Pole. Just more proof of war crimes that have been occurring in the War on Christmas.

Gork,

クイッ (Kui-tsu, Quick)

So rotate it in a quick, snapping fashion to break them ligaments.

Gork,

Wait, no pegging in PEGI?

Have I been lied to my entire life?

Gork,

The War on Christmas is gaining momentum. Elf toy factory sabotage operations are underway. Preparations for the Winter offensive are complete. North Pole to be seized by February.

Execute plans, all operations are a go.

Gork,

As long as all of the petroleum tanks, refinery chimneys, transformers, water towers, gasoline trucks, and military targets are conveniently color coded for identification to be blown up Just Cause style, I’m in.

Gork,

But the map isn’t painted the color of our faction yet!

Gork,

That’s why we need boobplate with offensive capabilities.

Machine guns built into the nipple ports.

Gork,

I’d take death over social anxiety anyway.

Gork,

Hope you’re doing better now!

Gork,

reads this while munching on ramen at work

Yup I like it. No it’s not very healthy.

Gork,

The ramen Gods. This is the origin of the phrase “Ramen” after a prayer.

Gork,

This is the reason I don’t like materialization/dematerialization transporters. Not only do they have the risk of coordinate failure like in the meme, but also:

  1. The person on the other side isn’t guaranteed to be the same person when rematerialized. There’s the ontological argument that when you’re dematerialized, you die as your physical form is eliminated and that the person appearing on the other side is merely a clone of you, but not you.
  2. Alien interference or environmental contamination can mess up the person on rematerialization. Even small changes can alter the delicate brain chemistry we meatbags have.
  3. Being stuck in the ship’s memory buffer while it verifies an open teleporter slot can’t be very fun or comfortable.

This is why I only support non-dematerializing wormhole based travel where spacetime itself opens for you to enter. Less chance of mistakes.

Gork,

Isn’t that sacrilege on this instance? lol

Gork,

We could use some more lesbian propaganda though. There is never enough of it.

Gork,

You gotta do what you gotta do for $20.

Gork,

An effective HVAC system makes this a non-issue. It isn’t like the air is stagnant, the air handler keeps air moving.

Gork,

That hair tho

Gork,

Wow. Not much of a tank left after that.

Gork,

It’s all well and good until a cybertruck hits you in a crash. No crumple zones on that thing so your car is the only crumpling defense.

Safer for the cybertruck driver due to the sheer mass of the vehicle, but expect your own car (and you potentially) to be destroyed.

Gork,

It’s how I figured out Henry Kissinger died, so it can’t be all that bad.

Gork,

I like that it still has the mouse clit

Gork,

This was also a running gag on Stargate SG1 with the Goa’uld Lord Yu.

Gork,

The US would sooner build a gigantic obsidian orb than even think of building high speed rail anywhere.

Gork,

Lara Croft triangle chest

Gork,

sloppily shakes face

Aroooo!

Gork,

Ooh I look forward to being spied on by my own personally assigned company AI!

Gork,

Nice.

Gork,

In case anyone was wondering why there are always animals on the covers of these books…

Gork,

Archived link

Gork,

The solution is for everyone to be exactly the same size so clothing is interchangeable!

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