TotallynotJessica,

This is a message from Darth Brendan: If you don’t like this post, I will stand outside your window, get your attention, and frown at you disapprovingly for 26 seconds. You have been warned.

superduperenigma,

Hey Jack, that’s just a bunch of malarkey. I’m the real Joe Bidden and I’ll give you a presidential pardon for the crime of your choice. All you need to do is DM me with your parent’s credit card number, expiration date, and security code.

Tixanou,
@Tixanou@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t pass up this opportunity!

CarlsIII,

Wait a minute. Biden’s name isn’t Bidin. It’s Biden!

superduperenigma,

Okay, hot shot. If you’re so good with presidential names then riddle me this: what’s Obama’s last name?

CarlsIII,

I wanna say…Smith?

superduperenigma,

Wrong! It’s Care! Obama Care!

bingbong,

Wrong! It’s Obama! Thanks Obama!

germanatlas,
@germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Its fake, he didn’t call you Jack

bingbong,

What a load of malarkey

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