alx,
@alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I want this one, but with “straight” and “fish” swapped

meteorswarm,

But… We are all fish

TotallynotJessica,

Don’t worry fish, we’ll try not to kill you all. We still want to eat your children and grandchildren in the future, so you going extinct would be kind of inconvenient.

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
naevaTheRat,
@naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

:( fish are allies, they never judged you. Leave them be

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Dude I had a fish named Harold and he was a petty bitch. Instead of eating the food I’d give him he’d try to jump out of the tank. He’d eat the feeder goldfish when everyone else fed him. Maybe the rest of the fish are allies but not him. Rest in piss, Harold I’m glad the cats ate you.

naevaTheRat,
@naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

you put Harold in a little gaol and he acted out. I mean what do you expect? he never knew his home but only that something about where he lived was wrong :(

GBU_28,

Oh they judge. Just quietly.

FQQD,
@FQQD@feddit.de avatar

Wait can you actually buy this shirt? Asking for a friend

lemmylommy,

What about gay fish?

VicentAdultman,

Them like fish sticks 🤮

AllNewTypeFace,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Women/men/enbies want me, fish fear me

HN82,

It’s okay to eat fish 'cause they don’t have any feelings

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

Clams Have Feelings Too https://g.co/kgs/Fuiswp

HN82,

I didn’t know this one. Tks

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar
itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What about gay fish

Sallp,
@Sallp@lemmy.world avatar

Wouldn’t it be homophobic not to eat fish because they are gay.

cobra89,

So you like fish dicks

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