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jubilationtcornpone,

That’s why you bury a bunch of cars halfway and tell all the neighbors it’s “art”.

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Her: “I’m going to call your function so hard your sub will be out of range for days.”

Me: 😅

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Life is a long game. Sometimes I have to remind myself that many of the most important changes in my life came from seemingly small, gradual decisions. Much of life is repetitive and mundane. That doesn’t mean it can’t be good.

jubilationtcornpone,

Gordon Lightfoot. Oddly enough, I’m not really that into folk music but some of his songs are pure poetry.

jubilationtcornpone,

It’s about time for Yakov Smirnoff jokes to become popular again.

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Long before Veggie Tales, the Lutherans gave us Davey & Goliath. A claymation TV show about a boy and his talking dog who face moral conundrums.

I just realized how incredible it is that we don't have toes growing out of our ears.

AFAIK it all boils down to the fact that during embryonal development our cells, which at that point were just a blob of undifferentiated autonomous chemical machines, somehow managed to unanimously agree upon the cardinal directions (up-down, left-right, front-back) for future development - and thanks to this, we don’t have...

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“So what brings you into the doctors office today?”

“Well for some reason everything I eat ends up tasting like shit.”

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The other day I was talking to a friend who served in Vietnam and he said something kind of along the same lines. “I don’t get these people who want to kill other people; their fellow countrymen. I’ve done it and those guys were trying to kill me but it was bad enough that I don’t ever want to do it again.”

Personally I’ve never experienced that. I hope I never do. People that wish for such devastation are extremely ignorant at best and malevolent at worst.

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And you gotta roll with the changes.

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But we defeated the Taliban and turned Afghanistan into a thriving democracy, right? Right??

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[OC] Abandoned elevator in Angeles City

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jubilationtcornpone,

Methheada is sort of like Godzilla. Except Godzilla destroys Tokyo whereas Methheada steals your catalytic converter, water pipes, and Romex from Home Depot.

jubilationtcornpone,

ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT RULES OF THE PACK IS THE PACK DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE.

jubilationtcornpone,

I have to have Cox Business just so I don’t have to pay $50 /mo extra for unlimited Internet. It’s a scam.

jubilationtcornpone,

INVEST IN A BIDET BROTHER AND YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WIPE AGAIN.

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Instructions unclear. Apparently being overrun by a roach army is not a good enough reason to burn your own house down.

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Technically the land under the power lines is the utility right-of-way. The utility has an easement so they essentially own it. How much land on either side of the pole they own varies based on a bunch of factors. The main goal is to keep trees from growing close to the lines because they can short out the phases if the branches come in contact with them.

The voltage on the lines in OP’s photo probably isn’t that high since at least some of them are distribution lines. If you go to a substation where you’re in close proximity to the transmission lines that come from the power plant, those can be well into the hundreds of thousands of volts. They can literally make your hair stand on end. When the weather is just right, you can hear the static electricity in the air crackling around them. It’s freaky.

Source: Used to work in utilities.

jubilationtcornpone,

I picked up an old PowerEdge on eBay for like $300. Built in raid card. Holds up to like 24 2.5" drives. Works great for what I need.

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They already are. I have a teenager. She is technologically illiterate as are most of her friends. Oh, she has an iPhone, iPad, laptop, etc. But when it comes to doing anything more than using her favorite apps on it, it’s like she’s completely lost.

We lose some of our capacity to learn as we age but I think we also kind of get to a place where our plate is pretty much full and you just let a lot of things go that aren’t important to you. I feel that way about certain things sometimes. Hell, I work with technology for a living but there’s so much that changes so fast. There’s a lot of stuff that sounds interesting but I’m not going to spend a bunch of time learning about it because I don’t have time and don’t care. Unless it has an impact on me getting paid of course.

jubilationtcornpone,

No. The point is that technical skills, or lack thereof, aren’t tied to a particular generation.

Edit: also, I’m a Millennial.

jubilationtcornpone,

This explains why ventless heaters and fireplaces produce, in addition to toxic exhaust gasses, enormous amounts of water vapor. Enough to make it condense on your windows and walls.

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The average person, even in the southern US where it’s warmer, seems to understand that it doesn’t snow as much as it used to. I’ve heard numerous people mention it over the years. It’s when you try to get them to consider why that might be the case that their brains start turning to mush.

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Scrum Master: “Do we really have to make it a blocker?”

Me: “Uh yeah. It’s blocking these three other tasks.”

Scrum Master: “But is it really?”

Me: “Yes.”

Scrum Master: “Let’s just leave it on in development and we can review the progress tomorrow.”

Me: “That’s what you said yesterday.”

Scrum Master: “Alright guys. I’m going to give you back five minutes of your time today.”

DNS hijacking

EDIT: So because of my $0 budget and the fact that my uptime is around 50% (PC, no additional servers) I ended up using NextDNS. For the time being it works (according to dnsleaktest), an added benefit was improved ad-blocking (100% in this tool). I now have plans for a proper router in the future with a Pi-hole. Thanks so much...

jubilationtcornpone,

So is your ISP blocking or redirecting outgoing requests on port 53? You said you can’t set dns servers on your own devices so I’m just trying to understand why that doesn’t work.

jubilationtcornpone,

Wow. What kind of bullshit ISP blocks outbound DNS requests? I would bitch loudly at them as they have no valid excuse for doing that. Anyway… In that case you have a few options. You can use DNS over https but that’s supported primarily by browsers. Not so much other desktop applications. I would get a router that’s capable of WireGuard and connect it to ProtonVPN (or another VPN service of your choice). You don’t have to route all traffic over VPN if you don’t want to but at least you’ll be able to use whatever DNS server you want.

jubilationtcornpone,

And here I thought it was Ziggy Stardust.

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OneDrive. Not because I love Microsoft. I do not. I just dislike Google more and it’s …the least inconvenient. I switched from Proton mail to Exchange before Proton offered file storage because I wanted a groupware solution. I’ve considered switching back to Proton but just haven’t had time to seriously look into it yet.

Edit: I just remembered the other hangup. Fucking Excel. It’s a monster but it can do things that no other spreadsheet program can do. Every once in a great while I need to use a bunch of VBA code or some obscure function that doesn’t exist in Libre Office. Most people aren’t going to have this problem though.

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I worked for a big manufacturer for a while and every year at the company wide safety presentation the CEO would tell a story from when he was a plant manager. Someone climbed into one of the machines to do to maintenance on it without following lock-out-tag-out procedures. The machine kicked on and the guy was crushed to death.

The CEO would kind of wrap it up with, “I want all of you to go home to your families at the end of the day and I don’t want any of you to ever have to call one of your employees or co-workers family to tell them that their dad/mom/SO is never coming home again because of one little mistake.”

I’ve been around an astonishing number of people who don’t take safety seriously. I’ve been very lucky but I’ve had more close calls than I would like. All it takes is one time.

jubilationtcornpone,

Whoa! You’ve got the entire executive team.

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That’s not the plot of the bible. The bible is a collection of texts spanning hundreds of years. With a huge variety of stories and themes. That’s the book of Revelation. Honestly, I’m not even sure why Revelation was included or what John of Patmos [the alleged author] was smoking when he wrote it.

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I can’t think of a worse marketing strategy for a company that relies on remote work to remain relevant. This would be like if General Motors forced every employee within 50 miles of an assembly plant to ride a bike to work.

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I like the way you think.

jubilationtcornpone,

I’ve been able to be there for almost all of my second daughters first year milestones thanks to WFH. You can’t put a pricetag on that.

jubilationtcornpone,

Any executive who has “lost control” of their business by allowing their employees to work from home is no more than the ring master of a runaway circus that they never actually controlled to begin with.

I’ve had the unfortunate displeasure of working for at least one company that made a full time job of keeping their employees under their thumb and I can say this much: the more you micromanage your workforce, the better your workforce becomes at professional time wasting. By that I mean finding creative ways to look very busy while achieving nothing of benefit to the organization.

But then again, much of the corporate world runs on incompetence so poor business decisions based on some executives feelings, rather than statistics, aren’t exactly rare.

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I NEED A MICROSCOPE TO READ THE TEXT IN THIS MEME.

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My dog can hear asteroid collisions on the other side of the galaxy. At least I’m assuming that’s what he’s barking at when there’s literally nothing going on around him.

Beaver Bridge, Arkansas (sh.itjust.works)

Beaver Bridge is a one lane wooden swinging bridge that crosses Table Rock Lake in Carroll County Arkansas. It’s the only bridge of it’s kind still in active service in Arkansas. The bridge made national headlines a few years ago when two tourist busses, each weighing over twice the load limit drove over it causing some...

jubilationtcornpone,

The figures are of a some of the key characters within the history of Methodism. I’m not a Methodist and my memory is a little fuzzy but I believe one of the “circuit riding preachers” on top is Francis Asbury (the first Methodist Bishop in the United States). I’m not sure about the other two.

Below is, I think, John and Charles Wesley with their mother.

jubilationtcornpone,

The art scene is definitely underrated. We don’t come through there very often but when we do the the Philbrook is one of our favorite stops.

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That’s some dumbass sexist bullshit which was/is wrong on so many levels. First, it degrades women by equating them all with “delicate flowers” who are supposedly incapable of doing any damage. Second, it implies that domestic violence is acceptable, or at least not as serious, if a woman is the abuser and that a man, supposing the victim is a man, should not be allowed to defend himself. For normal people, not to mention someone who sells himself as a sort of therapist, that’s some fucked up logic.

As a general rule, nobody should be hitting anyone else. Gender is irrelevant. If someone is assaulting you, and you are unable to get away, then you should absolutely fight back until your attacker stops attacking you. Once again, gender is irrelevant. The fact that “Dr.” Phil’s tiny little brain can’t comprehend that is simply mind boggling.

jubilationtcornpone,

I think the “Super Troopers” rule always applies to pranks (aka Shennanigans). Talking about Farva’s pranks: “Our shennanigans are cheeky and fun. His shennanigans are cruel and tragic.” Moral of the story is, when you playing pranks on someone, don’t be fucking Farva. Nobody likes Farva because he thinks he’s funny but in reality he’s just a dick.

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