Nowadays I find a lot of games feel like too much work and/or anxiety when I just want to relax for like, 30 minutes to an hour after a long day. On the other hand, the games specifically designed to help you unwind just feel boring imo....
I disagree, I would love to block NSFW instances, and I’m grateful to the users that voluntarily post in there. For me Lemmy is too searchable for me to get into those luxuries.
I never heard of Satisfactory so I though it was a reference to major game studios churning out buggy, mediocre titles. That immediately made me think of EA
What game do you play to just chill?
Nowadays I find a lot of games feel like too much work and/or anxiety when I just want to relax for like, 30 minutes to an hour after a long day. On the other hand, the games specifically designed to help you unwind just feel boring imo....
The space armament treaty says: no nuclear, biological or laser weapons in space. but kinetics... (sh.itjust.works)
Did you know there's a restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but there’s no atmosphere!
I went to my cousins wedding last weekend, it was very emotional...
Even the wedding cake was in tiers…
I just ate a clock for breakfast ⏰️....
It was time consuming!
A follow up from yesterday's joke: What kind of cars do sheep drive?
Lamb-orghinis!
I need Rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
What does garlic do before it showers?
I takes its cloves off!
What kind of cars do eggs drive?
Yolkswagens!
HBO Max is removing features from my plan without reducing my price. (lemmy.world)
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum?
They have a meltdown!
A beautiful Barred owl I saw on my home today (imgur.com)
I saw it take off but couldn’t see it in the woods. Did a little skulking and was able to snag this shot.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
When do zombies stop trick or treating?
When they’re dead tired!
What does a T-rex use to cut wood?
A dino-saw!
Why did the Queen go to the dentist?
To get crowns 👑 put on her teeth!
What are the least expensive kind of teeth?
Buck teeth! 🤓
Why is the Incredible Hulk so good at gardening?
Because he has a green thumb!
How did Ben Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked! ⚡️
Why did the mattress wear a disguise?
It was undercover 🥸!
What kind of Snake likes to build houses?
A boa-constructor!
How does the moon 🌜cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Did you hear about the king that was only 12 inches tall?
He was a great ruler.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes....
It turns out it was the refrigerator all along…
I have an inferiority complex....
But it’s not a very good one…
Where do kittens learn to swim?
At the kitty pool! 😺
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
I don't trust elm trees....
They seem pretty shady…
Why don't the other farm animals like playing basketball with the pigs?
Because they’re ball hogs!
How do you cook an alligator?
With a croc-pot!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the no-bell prize…
Why is it cheaper to have your Halloween party at a haunted house?
Because the ghosts bring all the boos!
What's worse than when it's raining cats and dogs?
When it’s hailing taxis!
Do you think Calvin and Suzie got married when they grew up?
I mean, I know it’s unlikely because they’re just six or so, but the romantic in me still likes to think they would have.
I don't trust stairs.....
They’re always up to something.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satis-factory!
Justice is best served cold....
If it’s served warm, then it becomes justwater…
What is a chiropractors favorite type of music?
Hip pop!
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on many levels!