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WtfEvenIsExistence,

Now there’s 3 of them!

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Who would willingly spend 30 seconds of their time just to be able to browse more of the Fediverse without worrying about defederation. Silly Lemmings!

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You alright? That’s basically my entire childhood except I didn’t have a pair of headphones/earbuds so I couldn’t even block out the noise. And it’s not just once or twice, it’s literally every week. It’s probably why I have depression.

WtfEvenIsExistence,

They have Train Robber but not Aeroplane Hijacker? Terrible list. That should be number 1 most desirable occupation. I’ve always wanted to be the next D.B. Cooper.

WtfEvenIsExistence,

So 2010s, Tik Tok is the new trend!

/s

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Southern Hemisphere is a myth, they don’t exist. I mean, I’ve never even been in the southern hemisphere, therefore it probably doesn’t exist.

Checkmate, Cartographers!

WtfEvenIsExistence,

May I offer you some some !wholesomememes in these trying times?

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Y’all wanna watch some historical events that a lot of other people have already watched, I just wanna go back and watch my own birth. I mean, who has ever witnessed their own birth? That’s gotta be a historical first, right? Also I can see if my parents are actually my birth parents or if they are adoptive parents which would explain why they are so shitty.

WtfEvenIsExistence,

Virgin Pants Wearer vs Chad Dress Enjoyer

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Proof of US Aggression: youtu.be/kFWIuJDLddc

Checkmate, Westerners!

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I checked them out, now I WannaCry

WtfEvenIsExistence,

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WtfEvenIsExistence,

Well I guess the capital of the United States is London? Capital of China, Koreas, is Tokyo. But wait, wasn’t Capital of China also London? 🤔

London is the Capital of the world?

Okay folks, it’s over. London is now the official Capital of Earth. The redcoats have won, we’ve lost this timeline. I gotta go… to dump some tea in the water.

WtfEvenIsExistence,

Pardon me? I am enjoying posting this on my toilet thank you very much.

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Lmao lemmygrad defederated my instance 🤣 I guess Australians are too “Liberal” for them

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Anon has a creepy roommate.

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Resume? Or Résumé

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Yea, my friend asked me to ask on Lemmy if what he did in Ecuador was a bad decision

/s

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🤨

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c/Antimemes

WtfEvenIsExistence,

Nothing happend at Reddit’s Frontpage on June 12, 2023. The so called “protests” is a hoax invented by the Lemmy devs attempting to discredit our wonderful platform. The “purge of moderators” never happened, not one single moderator was purged. And those who did get purged are violent rioters internet vandals. Reddit is the greatest platform ever, and Lemmy is filled with racists and spammers and ads and evil developers trying censor posts and take away user freedom. Long live CEO Spaz! May his wisdom guide us towards a better future!

WtfEvenIsExistence,

Wait till you learn about the ideology of one of the lemmy devs…

WtfEvenIsExistence,

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P.S I don’t know if the man was ever found out, but I hope he stays anonymous.

Lol he got taken away by 2 plain-clothed men, and he was never seen again. It is unclear who those 2 men are, but some have speculated they might be working for the Communist Party of China, and that they were detaining the man that stood in front of the tanks.

Also, “Tank Man” is actually on the morning of June 5th, after the protests have already been suppressed the night before.

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Edit: Sorry for the wall of text. I typed too quickly and didn’t even realize how long this is…

I wasn’t born at the time so I have no first-hand account of the events. My parents heard about it briefly mentioned on the news and they also heard about it from relatives. The only thing they learn of was that there was a demonstration, then the news stopped talking about it. My parents and grand parents are pro- Communist Party, they didn’t really care about the protests being suppressed, they wanted stability more. But remember, China has a culture of what westerners refer to as “Social Harmony”, and don’t like to “causs troubles”. In 1912, when people were uprising against the Qing Monarchy, most parents would not have wanted their children being revolutionaries either. Same thing when Communists and Nationalists were fighting a civil war. The youth always want change, but no parent would ever want their child getting involved in stuff. They don’t want to lose their childen. This is the same sentiment regarding Tiananmen. Change is risky, causes too much instability. China not being united is what allows foreigners to invade China. (Eg: Eight Nations Alliance invading China, Concessions in China (Chinese land that was occupied by foreign countries), Japanese invasions of China during the midst of Communist-Nationalist Civil war, etc.) Even though the students in Tiananmen called for reforms, not revolution, the Communist leaders feared riots or a violent uprising, so they decided to violently suppress it before it “got out of hand”. Most people in China are probably just glad that it ended without fracturing China, they didn’t care which side won, as long as the country is still stable.

I learned about the events in Tiananmen when I was around high school age, many years after immigrating to the US. I left China when I was in 2nd grade, so it’s not surprising I didn’t know about it, I mean most kids thag age don’t get taught history. My older brother who learned about it on the internet first told me about it. At first, I just thought: meh, another one of the government’s conflict with the people But that wasn’t the important thing. What was odd to me was that they censored it in China. I mean, in my public school in the US, I was learning about slavery, how George Washington was a slave owner, most founders owned enslaved people. Natives were forcibly removed from their hones and put in so-called “reservations”. And learning about the fact that even after the US Civil War, there’s still racism against black people. I mean, the US had so much atrocities that I learned in a US public school. And I started learning that stuff around like 3-5th grade. Yet, my older brother who was like 7th grade in China didn’t know about the Tiananmen stuff. So that was really odd to me. It was odd that the US was so open to teaching atrocities, but China didn’t want to.

Then, I learn about how they put a firewall around the entirety of China’s network. Now the government started to look very shady to me. I mean, at this point, I’m still very Patriotic for China. But I’m also starting to wonder: hmm, wtf is going on in the government?

Then one day my mother told me about how she has to take a risk to conceive me during the One Child Policy. She was supposed to be sterilized after my older brother was born, but she bribed a government official to fake the certificate of being sterilized. Then also bribe them again to hide that she was pregnant with her second child (the second child being me, obviously). So she went to a nearby city to be less likely to be found by her village elders. So then I was born in the city hospital. Now that I’m already born, they can’t kill me anymore since somehow forcing a woman to abort her child was okay, but they didn’t want to go as far was actually killing someone who was already born.

But my mom had to be sterilized. My parents had to pay a fine. Something like tens of thousands of Yuan(¥)/Renminbi. It took years to pay off. (And if you don’t pay it off, they don’t give you your documents, birth certificates, ID, etc. Basically becoming a legally non-existant person, despite actually existing). So that’s my personal grudge against the CCP, I mean who wouldn’t hate an organization that essentially tried to kill you? Idk why my parents still support the CCP to this day. Everytime they spew Pro-CCP propaganda, I’d just say: “So you support the One Child Policy? Should I not have been born?” That usually shuts then up.

I personally view what happened in Tianamen as a tragedy. I mean, they weren’t even threatening to revolt, just wanted to talk some sense into the CCP leaders and start some reforms. The government didn’t need to use tanks to suppress it. Such unnecessary violence.

Authoritarianism and the One Child Policy are both reasons why I oppose the Communist Party of China, although the One Child Policy is much more personal to me. They have since changed it to Two Child Policy, but still wtf is this shit. It’s equivalent to US red states forcing women to give birth. Two sides of the same coin, both are governments dictating the lives of others.

I’m currently a US Citizen, I’m probably not going to visit China any time soon. (Not only because of China, but visiting China can also cause the US government putting you on a list of suspected CCP spies, and I don’t want that to happen.) And right now idc what happens in China, it aint my country anymore.

(Although if China and the US is at war, that’d be terrifying. That shit would cause another Internment camps, this time for people with Chinese Ancestry. Being a US Citizen with Chinese Ancestry is as being stuck in the turbulent oceans between 2 unsafe shores. No safe harbor for people like me. I have to deal with China labling me a traitor, and also the US suspecting CCP spies. What a shitty situation that’d be.)

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!piracy For sailing in the High Seas, but it seem like you registered on that instance so you should already know

!chat Just a safe space for talking

!disneyvacation Find weird wikihow images and add a funny caption in the title

!socialism Socialism, without the authoritarian stuff

Edit: If the links are broken, you are probabaly using an app that’s causing issue. Switch to another app or use Web UI. I’ve been using the Web UI since June 12 and there have been no major issues for me. Also, some Kbin instances might have compatibility issues with Lemmy (I never used Kbin so Idk if compatibility is a huge issue).

WtfEvenIsExistence, (edited )

You are probably using an app. Most apps are very recent and I personally consider them to be experimental software, not a full release. Web UI is great, not much bugs so far.

Beehaw and Dbzer0 are linked, I just checked.

Edit: I just used the Web UI to view the beehaw communities via dbzer0, it works.

Try using a browser:

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/c/[email protected]

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/c/[email protected]

WtfEvenIsExistence,

Apps are very unstable, lots of things break when using apps. I personally prefer using the web UI. Also, since Kbin and Lemmy are slightly different, there might be compatibility issues. First try using your instance on a browser, if it still doesn’t work, then it’s a Kbin/Lemmy compatibility issue.

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theverge.com/…/iphone-personal-voice-speak-traini…

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I guess the perpetrator also wore a brown shirt? Here we go again: Weimar Republic 2: Nuclear Boogaloo

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https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/41510c6f-5bb3-4401-83cd-614469b59931.jpeg

That’s not jolly, that’s not jolly at all!

WtfEvenIsExistence,

Most of what’s on YouTube and other video-heavy social sites is not insightful, not creative, not informative, not fun, not sexy, and honestly shouldn’t exist at all.

May I offer you some good channels in these trying times?

Vsauce

Veritasium

TedEd

CGPGrey

Exurb1a

and a lot more that I don’t have on the top of my head

WtfEvenIsExistence,

Hey, I’ve seen this one!

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/ff9ed2f8-dad7-4c2f-9a80-24fe3d20f2cb.jpeg

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Error: Brain.exe is not responding

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This reminds me of Tom & Jerry

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/c0d45e69-7fa5-4b52-9863-8ae9e21c18f1.jpeg

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vision.exe has suffered a fatal error

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Okay I might sound like an idiot, but what’s the difference between a phone plan’s minutes/messages quota and internet usage quota? Aren’t they both selling a predetermined amount of usage for a predetermined amount of money?

WtfEvenIsExistence,

It is a pinned post, it probably just didn’t get federated to your instance.

How do y'all manage to not be in an existential crisis all the time? I feel like I'm in a warzone even though it's peacetime in my country. [Trigger Warning for depression, existential stuff, etc.]

I know this is more fitted for the mental health community on lemmy.world, but that community feels like shouting in the void. I want to have a more “normal” talk about like life, death, purpose, and stuff. How do y’all not just get consumed by how you will be gone one day, how one day no one in the world will even...

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I only want the impact I’ve had on the world to be my memory as it ripples through time. Doesn’t have to be big…

Reminds me of when I made a meme criticizing one of the rules of !mentalhealth that stated that posts mentioning suicide is not allowed, and the mods actually changed the rules. Remembering that event makes me feel slightly more hopeful for the future.

For context, this is the post: reddthat.com/post/1360444

This is the mod response after someone crossposted my meme: reddthat.com/comment/1578405

Small impact, but I hope that Lemmy is better, even if just slightly. Maybe a Lemmy user in the future is in need of help and with that rule change they can now feel safer to talk to people there. I wish I had the power to do more impactful things, but I’m currently way too depressed to actually do anything.

WtfEvenIsExistence,

They stop giving you money, spend it on helping your opponent win. Manipulate congress to impeach you. Also they can blackmail you since you technically took a bribe, you just didn’t honor your end of the deal. Realistically, it wouldn’t be the rich person himself/herself talking to you about it, but someone that works for them. They can have one of their goons admit bribing you and they can exchange their testimoney against you for their immunity against prosecution. They might’ve made a secret recording of the conversation, but conviently left out the part of which wealthy billionaire they’re working for. You might not even know the identity of which billionaire, all of the interaction could be through messengers.

WtfEvenIsExistence,

Why not make it Bitcoin? Worth much more 😈

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Lol the person I replied to said it as in 1 million in whatever currency they proposed. Not as in 1 million USD converted to that currency. Unless I misread that?

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1 million in BTC not 1 million USD converted to BTC, is what I meant

WtfEvenIsExistence,

Don’t worry, the 28th amendment was passed officially annexing canada, and grants “Natural Born Citizen” status to all former citizens and residents of Canada, age restrictions were also waived. Everything is fine.

WtfEvenIsExistence,

“I hate ice, it’s cold, it’s icy, and it gets everywhere.”

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My address is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, D.C, USA. Come fight be bro. And no, not fist-fight, that shit is boring, we’re doing this the 2nd amendment way.

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