hungryphrog,

Apparently some random African and Asian child slaves are also his enemies.

ManOMorphos,

If you gotta say it out loud, it probably isn’t true.

HowMany,

I’ll take “THINGS A PARTICULARLY STUPID CHILD WOULD SAY” for 1,000, Alex.

RuikkaaPrus,
@RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml avatar

Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X

ReakDuck,

He technically was forced to buy it. He first wanted to buy it but then he didn’t want it anymore after he saw how many bots there are instead of actual users afaik. There was no return in this dealership or smth.

RuikkaaPrus,
@RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re right about this. Musk has two options: Pay a lot of money and receive nothing, or Pay and Buy Twitter

But now we have X, that sounds “lfmao coolest name of all history 😱🤟🔥” in the head of Musk I guess

Musk is not a bad guy, but his decisions were funny in many cases

Mrderisant,

No one accumulates that kind of money without being a bad guy

Randomocity,

Not quite right, he said he wanted to buy it but really just wanted to pump the stock to sell it. Then they started forcing him to buy it so he said there were too many undisclosed bots as an excuse. When that didn’t work he was forced to buy it anyway.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

So if you have to be 13+ to even sign up for Twitter why would they let him be the CEO?

hungryphrog,

Most preteens are smarter than this twat.

Mummelpuffin,
@Mummelpuffin@beehaw.org avatar

I know he’s said a lot of idiotic shit lately but… seriously? He actually said this? Jesus Christ. He truly has reverted into a lonely 4Chan teen.

Omega_Haxors,

All billionaires are like this when you take away the PR.

ToeNailClippings,

More incel vibes than Columbine. If he wasn’t rich he’d never get anywhere near vagina, let alone set up bunkers with his stored semen and fertilised eggs…

LunarVoyager,

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  • ToeNailClippings,

    He has a stash of frozen embryos of him and a load of women. There aint a billionaire alive that doesnt have a hidden bunker, too.

    Rubanski,

    Excuse me, what’s that thing about the bunkers?

    ToeNailClippings,

    He calls it the (one he tells us about) Cyberhouse. Did tours for TV and youtube iirc

    Rubanski,

    Elon musk is really the answer to, what happens if an incel gets the infinite money cheat

    SocialMediaSettler,

    Much of that government subsidies. AKA social programs for nepo / trust fund babies.

    fl42v,

    Yeah, right, ofc musk has an underground cum jar. That’s enough internet for today.

    WallEx,

    This meme makes a good point, he’s so fucking cringe.

    chooglers,

    I’m starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker

    WallEx,

    I’m positive

    ohitsbreadley,

    He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that’s an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he’s actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we’re asking “Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? – Sha-mona”

    Zoop,

    I like the way your brain works.

    MonkeMischief,

    Man that would be a psychological thriller!

    ElBarto,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar
    Frogbert,

    🤡

    pinkdrunkenelephants,

    What the hell happened to that man?

    CeruleanRuin,

    Daddy didn’t give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn’t wear.

    TheEgoBot,

    Then he gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady’s breast

    klemptor,

    Then he hit me with a surprise left

    Zoop,

    I think you’re right. Let’s hope he doesn’t speak in class today.

    jackpot,
    @jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

    wdym ‘woudlnt wear’

    Karyoplasma,

    There was a song from Pearl Jam called Jeremy that had this line:

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">Daddy didn't give affection, no
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">King Jeremy the wicked
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">Oh, ruled his world
    </span>
    

    What they meant is that the mother neglected him because she didn’t want to be seen in public with him.

    Nomad,

    I interpret this more like she neglected him bc she was only interested in dressing up.

    momtheregoesthatman,

    It’s a lyric from the song Jeremy by Pearl Jam.

    thestereobus,
    @thestereobus@lemmy.ml avatar

    Autism trauma is my guess.

    pinkdrunkenelephants,

    Autism trauma?

    thestereobus,
    @thestereobus@lemmy.ml avatar

    Yeah. I mean, as an autistic man I can put myself in his shoes. People don’t really accept you and you always seem to say the wrong things or the right things at the wrong times. You want to be liked and accepted, so you accumulate wealth to try to have social standing and influence. But even as the richest man you still can’t really find your footing socially. It’s sad and I feel for the guy on some level.

    pinkdrunkenelephants,

    🤔 Perhaps he needs people he can relate to and who understand he’s autistic and so not to take any of his faux pas personally.

    thestereobus,
    @thestereobus@lemmy.ml avatar

    This is the challenge

    Mr_Blott,

    South Africa

    Diplomjodler,

    My theory is too much blow and huffing his own farts to the point where his brain has turned to mush.

    phoenixz,

    Nothing. He was a scammer and an idiot who got lucky, and that is what he still is, only with more money.

    He was fired for incompetence before, let that sink in

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    He has a sick, twisted piece of shit for a father and the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

    NaoPb,

    Do we… do we call him Emon now?

    XeroxCool,

    DigEmon digital monster?

    NaoPb,

    Nice one.

    Yearly1845, (edited )

    Man I hope I never end up super rich or famous because I was a loser in my youth and I don’t want anyone digging that shit up lol

    treesquid,

    It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.

    shalafi,

    I’m his age and may or may not have some pics like that…

    curiosityLynx,

    You’d be just fine if you remain a decent human being rather than becoming an egotistical and racist pile of garbage.

    Also, Musk was born rich and basically bought his fame.

    petersr,

    I think you might be in luck.

    Lucidlethargy,

    This was from Tuesday (the comment). A 52 year old man posted that, though I use the word “man” loosely here…

    cristalcommons,

    i’m starting too think being rich is symptom of a mental illness in many cases.

    pottedmeat7910,

    While you bought and drove electric cars, I studied the blade.

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