bobbyfiend,

IDF member

qyron,

Isn’t military service compulsory in Israel?

hungryphrog,

Police, mining, executioner, anything to do with fossil fuels, factory farming, surgery, human trafficking, drug trafficking, maybe prostitution.

Globulart,

You wouldn’t do a day of admin for a power plant for $4.5m?

Let’s say someone wants an extra day off work, if you say no they don’t get their day off so all the work gets done either way, if you say yes you have to sort through paperwork and file it correctly, hourly rate of half a million dollars.

You’re honestly turning that down?

Wahots,
@Wahots@pawb.social avatar

Sex work for sure. Anything illegal really. Would stress me out.

lntl,

a days work for 80 kg of gold? I’ll do anything

TheSanSabaSongbird,

Advertising.

kent_eh,

Cold-call telemarketing

liv,
@liv@lemmy.nz avatar

I did that. It was amazing how many people tried to make it into some kind of sex call.

KISSmyOS, (edited )

Only those that could mess up my health or psyche permanently in one work day, or harm others:

front-line soldier in an active war zone
screening online images flagged as CSAM
contract killer

I can’t think of much else that I couldn’t grit my teeth, do the bare minimum for 8 hours and walk away set for life.

ExLisper,

Elon Musk’s assistant.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

No you could fuck with him so hard it would be worth it.

RBWells,

Assassin.

Also anything I can’t do that I’d you put me in that place would result in death of others or environmental devastation. Emergency room doctor, oil rig operator…

Morcyphr,

Cell tower or wind turbine repair.

qyron,

That could actually be fun.

Morcyphr,

Have at it. A big nope from me. I watched a couple of videos of guys climbing those things and working on them and about died of anxiety. Even with all the proper safety gear, I’m sure I’d get a ways up and just freeze in fear.

I’d rather take on some of the other “nopes” in this thread; military or law enforcement. I could be a lazy ass do nothing cop for a day. Seems to work for quite a few cops.

qyron,

I respect that.

For some reason I can’t explain, I find myself more attracted by intense situations as I grow older, which goes completely against all basic rules of self preservation.

Damaskox,
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

First thing that comes to my mind is something military-like or something that involves killing People (innocent or not).

RedditRefugeeTom,

Working in a foundry or an oil rig. They both seem like pretty shit jobs due to the hazards, materials and conditions.

Unforeseen,

Know a manager of an oil rig.

Away from friends and family for months at a time, extremely dangerous, 12+ hour shifts, constantly dealing with issues with staff and all around miserable and stressful. Said he wished he had gotten into literally anything else.

Bye,

Probably food service or retail. Just about anything customer facing, really. I’ve never done those kind of jobs but it looks really stressful, like the people doing them are always doing something. There’s no sitting around and watching movies in that kind of job.

mojo,

There’s no sitting around and watching movies in that kind of job.

What kind of jobs are you doing?

Bye,

I’m a senior software engineer, I work about 2 hours a day for 3 days a week. I’m very privileged, but I went to school until I was 30 and have 2 advanced degrees so there’s that. Also I’m pretty sure I’m going to be laid off in Q1 2024 so I’ll probably retire.

I worked really hard long hours in grad school and in my first post doc, and I don’t ever want to be stressed like that again in my life.

AMDIsOurLord,

What is your current job if your standards are that high and can I fucking join

Bye,

Senior software engineer for one of the big terrible companies

AMDIsOurLord,

software engineer

Lol same

Yup I’m going to rethink my employment

Morcyphr,

Funny you should add that last sentence. My first day as a restaurant worker 30 something years ago was entirely sitting watching videos.

laxu,

I think you could do almost anything for a day. One day is “Here’s Jim, he’s new, and we are going to show him how we do things here” stuff where little actual work happens.

A month would be a more realistic situation. I wouldn’t want to be military in an active war zone, work for a drug/trafficking cartel, or any other dangerous profession where the likelihood of dying or going to prison is high. Or professions where I’d have to actively harm people.

qyron,

There are professions where one day on the job is enough to leave marks.

Tar_alcaran,

At 60k per kilo, my weight in gold is a rough 3.5 million. I’d have a pretty damn horrible day for 3.5 million.

So that really just rules out stuff with long-term consequences. Asbestos mining, organ donor, etc…

qyron,

Organ donor is not a profession.

Right?

flashgnash,

Depends on whose organs you’re donating

qyron,

That’s called organ trafficking.

DragonTypeWyvern,

What if you do it for the love of the game?

arthur,

Organ trafficking as a hobby

hungryphrog,

When I donate one kidney, I’m a hero. When I donate 10 kidneys, I’m an ‘organ trafficker’. What did I do wrong?

flashgnash,

Honestly the double standards these days

themurphy,

He’s gone, just donated second kidney.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

A single day of asbestos mining isn’t gonna hurt you.

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