SkyJuice,

Rookie numbers

moistclump,

I thought it said taking a shit during my shit. I thought it was a meta mega shit, while at work.

hungryphrog,

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I always shit
On company time

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

30 minutes? Amateur. I once spent a while shift on the shitter, read a whole book and the sound of velcro when I got up at last. Ah, good old times.

TargaryenTKE,

Always upvote Danger 5

burgersc12,
fitgse,

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time!

kn33,

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That was a poem for a simpler time.
Boss makes a dollar, I don’t make jack.
That’s why I riot - to seize the means back.

tygerprints,

Obviously with your ingenuity and all that you contribute to the sewage system, your deserve to be payed equal to the CEO of your company, especially for all the long breaks and lack of interest you bring to the work force every day.

WereCat,

Sup boss… Didn’t know you’re on Lemmy too!

irmoz,

Hey, everyone, point and laugh at the square!!

otp,

tbf, The CEO probably spends more time spewing shit

0xD,

Just as much as CEOs (or any C-levels) deserve an exorbitant amount of pay for their ingenuity of sitting in meetings all day and basing decisions on pretty graphs made by others? Oh, and when the company “doesn’t do well” it’s the employees’ fault! Another round of layoffs WHOOO!

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

So, a regular shit, then?

NakariLexfortaine,

You might want to increase your fiber intake, friend.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not pushing out shit the whole time, jfc 😂

PrincessZelda,

Wiping the poop texta

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