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Stern,

Legit surprised they allowed what looked like real questions through.

Stern,

the fuck even is that question. Sincerely hoping he had more similarly deranged and completely unrelated to each other ones like

  1. Peace in the middle east or Bob Ross comes back to life
  2. Universal healthcare or find out what the deal is with airline peanuts
  3. Permanent McRib or Kissinger dies again
Stern,

No spell explicitly says it, but I kinda feel like Regeneration might resolve that concern. It’s the go-to in the DMG for missing eyes and limbs. General high level healing (6+) will resolve scars, which one can argue that they should also resolve born stuff like epilepsy and the like since those are (kinda) lasting injuries akin to scars. Beyond that a case can definitely be made for Resurrection and it’s ability to restore missing body parts. Feel like bringing someone back to life is a big step beyond just curing their paraplegia. Heck, there’s an argument for Greater Restoration as well considering it resolves anything that lowers max HP or ability scores. Ultimately those are up to DM ruling but I doubt most would say no.

Then of course there’s just straight up Wish but that’s a whole nother thing.

Stern,

I dont fuck with doordash or ubereats, try not to get pizza delivered either if I can help it. Markup is ridiculous along with expected tip.

Stern,

I was more talking about how if you don’t tip well enough your food may take a long while before anyone bothers accepting the trip and getting it to you, but that’s also true.

Stern,

Stepdad is a pain in the ass to shop for and last year the wire cheese cutter didn’t do so hot on meat so this year is a guillotine cutter and a big summer sausage box.

Brother is getting a sports team hoodie.

Nephew is starting reading and a huge pokemon fan so hes getting the most recent Ninja Turtles game on Switch (previously hed get Kirby games. Coop means dad can help.) and Pokemon chapter books. Probably a trip to the bookstore as well a bit later.

Niece is teenaged, getting her a book as well since I encourage them to read, along with a nice blanket robe.

Grandpa is a vet and so this year we got a framed print of the ship he served on.

Uncle is a D&D nerd so hes getting a D&D book he wants.

Other folks will prob get candies, alcohol, and the like, as the situation and kinship merits.

Stern,

I got a system in place. Been giving niece age appropriate books for years along with other gifts. I also take her to the bookstore after Xmas to let her pick whatever.

Nephew is a new reader and a pokemon fiend so I’m pretty sure if a Pikachu is on the cover he’ll give it a go.

Stern,

My backlog is still triple digit (Though it has gone down noticeably over the year.) so I only really buy on the summer and winter sales unless something really catches my fancy.

Stern,

“Musk is bad lets go to the platform of a guy who idolizes Musk instead this will surely end well.”

What inconsequential or surprisingly good thing can I get from Aliexpress?

Im curious as I usually use the site very occasionally to get certain electronic parts or order from PCBway like I just picked up some cheap but infinitely better than stock gps antennas for my LoRa T beams and im about to get a set of also still cheap but much better than stock 915mhz antennas but i kinda wanna throw some other...

Stern,

Nope, but I’ve found a nice mac and cheese sandwich to be a small mac and cheese put on a chicken sandwich at KFC/Chik-Fil-A/Popeyes/Your preferred chicken hut. Add a BBQ sauce and it’s great. Super messy though.

Stern,

I imagine the guys selling bombs and guns must’ve loved a fella who wanted to make use of them, for one obvious group.

Stern,

Fall off the roof when I’m ten and be back up in thirty seconds. Take a step on the staircase the wrong way at 30 and… fffffffuuuuuu

Stern,

Oh man, getting into a workplace and finding out folks are just as gossipy or petty about inconsequential bullshit as high schoolers are (Like that one tweet about a manager being upset that the CC’s on a e-mail weren’t in seniority order.) was an eye opener for sure.

Stern,

I bought a ice cream cake on one of my post-30 birthdays. Took a week but I finished it. By the end I definitely regretted it though.

Stern,

Throw a post up in asklemmy before you go to sleep and you’ll always wake up with a coupla replies.

The children yearn for the mines; the lemmings yearn for the questions.

Stern,

I feel like the average asshole would steal, probably trespass in Area 51, or the White House or whatever. In the former case if you steal from a big enough place its effectively a victimless crime. In the latter, you’re just not supposed to be there, so even less in the way of real victims.

Murder though? Thats when stuff gets real. I feel like no matter your stance everyone has a person or people they’d have to think long and hard about not taking out of the equation, whether for personal reasons or to make the world an overall better place in their opinion. Doubt most would even consequence free but some (not so) subtle influence here and there would likely happen.

Also if you’re a comic guy, give Irredeemable a go. It’s the same vein of plot as The Boys and Invincible.

Stern,

Knife stabbed into your least favorite government official’s pillow with a note on it that says “RETIRE” would probably be a rather effective deterrent to most, and if the first one doesn’t get the message across the second one after all the cops are watching every nook and cranny definitely will. Or just leave pineapples laying around for them, if you want to do things the funnier way.

Stern,

Been to Chik-Fil-A before, they arent even that great, or at least not especially compelling compared to kfc or popeyes. maybe im missing something though idk.

Deffo not so good I’d wait in a line longer then about four cars for them, and in my neck of the woods they have not caught on to that extent. Three of them by me and the lines are fairly minimal at each. So either amazing staff or folks dgaf about them. I’m leaning towards latter personally.

Stern,

That must be the case because we had a Cracker Barrel around here too and it failed pretty hard. Chik-Fil-A is surviving somehow though so I guess enough of their base is around for that at least.

Stern,

i understand that reference

Stern,

Somewhere around 150 myself but once I get all the achievements on my current one (Its part of a set I’ve done so on.) I should be able to go through more at a good keel.

Stern,

Most of the things you want to do with invisibility you can do with teleportation, but likely better. The only exception being hiding in the lockerroom of your preferred gender but bruh, c’mon this isn’t a 80’s movie. Also maybe faking a haunting since the invisibility lets you make stuff “float”.

Wanna be rich or just have loot? Teleport somewhere you know has it. Grab and go.

Wanna kill somebody? Teleport to their bedroom while they sleep and shoot them. Or for the less messy alternative, teleport in, grab them, teleport a hundred feet above Point Nemo, drop 'em, and dip.

Wanna live a life unbothered by anyone? Teleport to the middle of nowhere and slowly bring in supplies. Pop out and back in whenever you feel like it.

Stern,

Kamen Rider suit, complete with being able to shout, “Henshin!” and transform.

No I will not elaborate.

Stern,

I think the language/dialect barrier would be a huge one in either case. To wit, the historical versions of the lords prayer- en.wikipedia.org/…/History_of_the_Lord's_Prayer_i…

Future would be rough with a near complete lack of knowing current cultural norms, lingo, history, and knowing how the three seashells work. Top that off with all the stuff developed in just the past 100 years vs. the amount of progress we could be making in 5 times that length of time, and I feel like the future would be a lot rougher then the past.

In the past you could excuse a minor faux pas by saying you didn’t get off the farm much and maybe folks would just think you were a bit slow. Not being socialized in the present or future? Bit less reasonable.

Stern,

how is the guy on the phone supposed to know it really is the police on the other side and not just some guy trying to scam his way into a freebie?

Cop only number or internal group to transfer to? Fax number to send a warrant with contact info so VW can call back and investigate if need be? Get the police department number, google to confirm they’re legit, and call back? Thats just off the top of my head.

If VW doesn’t have an option like that its poor design. If the guy didn’t know, poor training. One or both are gonna be resolved now that the spotlight is on them.

Stern,

It can look okay but its a very small group of people who look good with it and a small group of doctors that do it well. They do not consistently pair up.

Same with buccal fat (cheek fat basically) removal. For most they just look hollowed out, like they did meth for a while. Erin Moriarty (Annie/Starlight on The Boys) is rumored to have had it, and it shows.

Stern,

I checked and he’s on bluesky (does that mean he’s on mastodon as well? I was never 100% there), bsky.app/profile/qntm.org

Stern,

Shocking literally no one, the game store that took a shot at the king with store that (initially) didn’t have baseline stuff like reviews and a cart, and tried to get by on giving away product and paying a bunch of money to make stuff exclusive isn’t doing so hot financially.

Stern,

dang i was hoping you misspelled teenage mutant ninja turtles

Are there any active news communities similar to Lemmy/Reddit, but users can only vote and comment, not post articles?

Like, the site owners/employees/admins/mods are the only ones who choose what to post(and hopefully not extremely bias and a good spread of topics), but the users can still upvote/downvote the post as well as comment and all that?...

Stern,

Thats Digg these days, though comments are sparse.

Stern,

post10. he cleans street drains. its a whole vibe.

Stern,

Its like a 99.8% conviction rate. You don’t need to be a genius to think there might be cause for concern there, even if it hurts dickheads.

Stern,

In Digg’s case it was waning until v5 when it fully collapsed under the weight of ineptitude.

Stern,

I presume you know the specifics of why those blocks are in place? It’s because of a bill attempting to force them to pay for news posted there. You’d think the Canadians would have learned from the Aussies who tried similar, but no.

washingtonpost.com/…/facebook-meta-canada-bill-c1…

Stern,

AI, porn, and non-english. Keepin it simple.

Stern,

Fidlar - Cocaine

Nick Offerman peeing on things: the music video

Stern,
Stern,

Redditalternatives has two types of folks who visit it, the smaller one thinks reddit is shit because of the choices the employees make. The larger one thinks reddit is shit because spooky woke moralist SJW shills paid by George Soros are censoring free speech via coordinated downvote, report, and ban campaigns… Sometimes a person occupies both groups.

The former group likes Lemmy et. al. The latter gets on here, sees a pro union post top of all, shits themselves dehydrated, and leaves to write screeds like that one.

Atheists of lemmy, what is your coping strategy when things goes downhill?

I am at an accepting stage that not everything that happens in your life is in your control. When things goes really bad and you dont have much control on it, I would assume a person who believes in god or religious figures has their belief system as a coping mechanism. For example praying to the god and so on....

Stern,

“It is what it is.”

Stern,

Goth gf and tomboy gf fighting over vague boy one can self insert into

Stern,

You need to remember that Hollywood is risk averse. They are not making things to make art but to make profit. Thats why there’s like ten Fast and the Furious movies. Because they print money because car go fast boom explosion family.

When that realization hits home it makes perfect sense why we see remakes and adaptations and sequels. They already have a fanbase who will go see it.

Stern,

I care but also don’t use the reddit mobile app, am only using old reddit, and have been using an adblocker for as long as I’ve used reddit so…

Stern,

Reminds me of a blog I followed about a guy having a castle built. He’d get contractors out for various bits and before they arrived they’d be like “oh its X for job Y” but when they got there and saw that it was for a castle, well magically the cost doubled. This might make sense in some parts but when the painter is trying to increase his price for square footage he quoted on the phone? Nah fam that ain’t it.

Stern, (edited )

Still surprised Kingdom Hearts hasn’t made the leap over yet. Maybe Square is looking at piss poor Epic sales and thinking theres no market or something

Stern,

It does shortcut originality a fair bit. Why come up with a new guy with a new gimmick when they can just throw Condiment King out there.

Prob part of the reason Punisher isn’t that popular. A good rogues gallery makes for a good hero. No rogues and hes just some guy.

Stern,

oh great lets make reposting bullshit even more attractive by letting folks make money along with their internet points

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