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Anything cool happen after that?

SharkEatingBreakfast,
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Wow. Very sad. RIP in peace. Get well soon!

SharkEatingBreakfast,
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That’s a whole lotta words just to say “Nobody wants to have sex with me.”

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Before my wonderful cat passed away, he was never interested in “people food”. But there were 2 exceptions that he went absolutely bonkers for: ranch dressing and Taco Bell.

Made me question the true edibility of both.

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Maybe! Definitely maybe!

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My therapist: “Your PTSD is bordering on a DID diagnosis.”

Don’t suppress your feelings. It doesn’t make you “strong”. Go get help. Or you’ll end up suffering so much more and ruining your own life.

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Kids can be neat, interesting, and thoughtful.

Babies are a nightmare of screaming and yuck.

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Key phrase was “can be”. Kids under 9 are just under that age where they’re testing boundaries.

My kid is 12 and the absolute sweetest, best kid ever! He’s one of the reason I’ll never have another– I’m not risking my sanity with a gamble.

The little kid phase won’t last forever! You can make it through!

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Aye! Sometimes it’s okay to be like “man, these guys suuuuuuuck”. You’re not a bad person or a bad parent for thinking it.

Things will get better!

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A good grapefruit is so juicy and sour… I love them!! I peel them like an orange and devour it like a ravenous wolf tearing flesh from bone.

Raspberries are also frikkin amazing. I remember as a kid, we went to a farm where you could pick your own, and I just ate so many while picking that I got sick in the field and couldn’t get up. 10/10 would absolutely do again.

But honestly… now that I think about it, I may choose a good mango over both. 🤔 But still. All 3 are excellent and amazing fruits! I wish I could try more delicious fruits I haven’t had yet!

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Think of the astroturfing opportunities!!

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Not sure why anon thinks girl puberty isn’t its own unique piece of hellish suffering.

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Ahh, you’re right. I forget where I am sometimes.

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Puberty sucks for errbody.

while the girls still look pretty

HA!!! I wish it worked like that for girls!

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Legitimately, though: I listened to my sister tell her 4-year about “yummy spices” at Thanksgiving. The example she used was “like salt!” I was horrified.

She also made & brought the absolute worst green bean casserole I have ever tasted in my life. It was like wet, crunchy green beans covered in French-fried onions (which came from a can, which is why it’s pretty much the only thing she got right).

She used “no added salt/sodium” cream-of-mushroom soup, the green beans, and the canned fried onions, and added nothing else.

I love green bean casserole, as it’s one of my favorite Thanksgiving foods. Even offered to make it for everyone this year! But she insisted that she wanted to do it.

The only thing that was salty this Thanksgiving was me.

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Man… idk… it was all kinds of fucked up.

SharkEatingBreakfast,
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Is this some weird stereotype that I’ve been privileged to never hear before?

Actually, don’t answer that. I just want to live in blissful ignorance.

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Political stuff is very divisive. That’s all.

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I legitimately don’t think they could get away with releasing TF2 today.

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Have you ever played TF2? The content is definitely something that modern journalism would use to stir folks up if it was released in these times.

It’s purposely rude and often uses stereotypes, but the point is that it’s supposed to be cartoonishly ridiculous in its character depictions.

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I don’t think it’s the fact that people are too easily offended, if that’s what you mean. It’s good satire, to be sure. I just personally think that the amount of people who play a lot of video games are marketed towards these days may not be the crowd known for their… critical thinking.

Plus, it’s things like sensational journalism that I feel would be the ones to put out their opinion to outrage the masses. Again: I don’t think that people are “too easily offended” or whatever these days. But many are easily swayed by mass media opinions. That’s just my thought.

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I do not like this company. The whole gimmick seems a bit ghoulish when you think more about it.

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I do understand the appeal, to a degree. Don’t hate people who like them or anything like that.

Capitalism is bad, yeah, but this particular brand of marketing mental illness as cutesy “uwu” stuffed toys just digs at me in a bad way. Especially, as you said, it’s marketed to a vulnerable populace.

You could argue that this helps to “de-stigmatize” or “un-demonize” mental illness, but something about this just feels wrong to me. And I love cute plush toys!

That’s just me, though. Enjoy what you enjoy!

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Sign me the fuck up!

SharkEatingBreakfast,
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Man, is that cool! Where is this?

SharkEatingBreakfast,
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Ahhh, thank you so much! It looks really fun and interesting!

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“Are you considering suicide or harming yourself?”

“No.”

— adds 40$ to your bill —

“How about now?”

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Dumb idiot nekkid moron stinky fool absolute stooge:

Pączki — Americanized pronunciation like “poonch-key” (Polish folk, don’t come for me: his name was originally correct ((Pączek)) but no one could remember it or pronounce it correctly).

He has a platform with a heatlamp in my living room where he gets treats and watches the cars go by.

I love him more than life itself.

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/6d350f32-36e1-4092-96ea-6543b4faccee.jpeg

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He is!

I know he’s ugly, but he’s also very dumb.

Love him.

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It is! Very popular in the US before Mardi Gras / Fat Tuesday.

But this particular Pączki is not good to eat. He’d let you, but it would not be worth it. Ew.

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Ironically, last month was when my pharmacy informed me that there’s a shortage. AGAIN.

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Being a girl or a woman. Absolutely not appropriate to show girls or women to children.

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Inanimate objects don’t say stuff like that about us.

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Then they can buy a fuckin’ camera! Probably a better idea than blindly throwing open the front door to point a gun at a child.

Kim Kardashian’s next trick? A bra to make you look turned on by absolutely everything (www.theguardian.com)

Highlights: The new bra in Kim Kardashian’s lingerie range, with its “daring” raised nipple detail, goes on sale on Halloween, but not, I think, because the effect she’s going for is “scary”. The sales pitch is “No matter how hot it is, you will always look cold”, but I’m not sure “cold” is the look she’s...

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I was going to say.

Do people think that nipples are like penises, in that regard?

But I suppose any news article like this is supposed to draw people in with sensationalism and, just… really shitty tactics, I guess.

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Dang. People really be out there livin’ the dream.

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My sister will do this all the time.

She will also ask for rides home from work. Last time I got there at the allotted time, she texted me and said “okay! I’ll be another half hour!”

I don’t give her rides anymore.

Shit’s disrespectful as fuck.

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Men gauging their worth based on if/how much they’ve had sex is such a fucking stupid concept.

Let’s throw it away soon and replace it with something less toxic.

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This is not a contest of men vs. women.

Not being able to have children ≠ not being able to get your dick wet. It’s a much more personal and stems a lot from the choice of being able to have children being taken away from you.

This is a post about equating sex with self-worth and how fucked up it is for both parties.

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Finally a good take.

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And that needs to change. Hopefully it will die out soon.

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Won’t someone think of the poor billion dollar corporations!!

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I cannot even fathom that amount of money.

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Jessica & Jimmy and their pal, Meowth!

I’ll get me a partner who’s on board.

SharkEatingBreakfast,
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“Hello again! Still have that silly fake mental illness? Haha!”

“Why don’t you ever want to hang out with your family???”

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“Oh, is that your fetish? Pervert??

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