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NotErisma

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A thousand ways, but please please please not like this

Indoor lavender housecat also a career manoomin eater

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True now that the sun sets earlier

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Nathan Larson was a libertarian- no need to spin up narratives when it sets itself up, nice try though.

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My thing is, why are some people here just finally throwing away their votes?

Like I knew from a very young age that this country doesn’t care and will enthusiastically turn it’s back on you if your hardship is an inconvenience to capital in any way, look how they treat the ndns.

And if anything there is money to be made off our suffering.

This is why colonization anywhere is colonization everywhere. From the river to the fucking sea, Palestine WILL BE FREE

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From the wikipedia machine:

>They use both their mandibles and their legs for holding prey. This way they can deal with several small insects at the same time.

Final boss energy

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Sanctions are when you ask your mom for McDonald’s and she says “we got food at the house”. But the burger at home is actually not bad

I think (?) I watered it down even more for the average American to understand.

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The management here call that a “working lunch”

debord-tired

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but Da CAR gives me personal freedom

Yeah the freedom to choke on loans, exhaust and tire dust

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Not unless I take that fuckin 1.40 burger and [REDACTED]

fedposting

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I hate that ghouls like this are allowed to walk freely and live comfortable lives…

That’s all I have to say on this matter.

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If I scratch you and a fash comes out I stg

NotErisma,
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>Actually at this point I think I’m closer to a fascist

You

Pit

Now

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No, and I’ll even double down and say defenders of these ghouls should also get the stick.

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A white dude who drank IPAs told me that

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>Onyx + MySQL

>Onix the rocky lad

i dunno kitty-cri-potato

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The one perk about being an adult is you get to have dessert before dinner!

hexbear-specter

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Aww don’t you like beep boop pig poop balls version 69?

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So I cant poop off the bridge and have it land on their boat?

blob-no-thoughts

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>unmicrowave

I’m laughing more than I should at this data-laughing

Go ahead, report the mods, they can’t unmicrowave this post

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I mean this ghoul is just saying the quiet part out loud. Realistically, every CEO thinks like this.

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>me arguing with the self checkout override Lady

soviet-pout : "I just wanna buy these roma tomatoes "

top-use-words : “Avocados aren’t red”

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>Are they so bought and paid for that their ‘investors’ won’t let them?

Yes

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Ah yes being chained by vroom vroom for wrongthonk, just like in my spooky sci-fi treat 1979 by George Foreman.

Did the cops at least wear cowboy hats and greet them by saying 'audi pardner?

blob-no-thoughts

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You: [policing emoji use]

Me: no-mouth-must-scream noooo I can’t use whatever I want!!

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There are tiny people in casette tapes and they get tired if you play them for too long.

What are some commonly known facts that are too bizarre for you to believe to be true?

For me it is the fact that our blood contains iron. I earlier used to believe the word stood for some ‘organic element’ since I couldn’t accept we had metal flowing through our supposed carbon-based bodies, till I realized that is where the taste and smell of blood comes from.

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There’s iron particles in your cereal. Shit’s been living rent free in my head since I saw a video on it many years ago where some dude extracted filings from corn flakes.

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I heard those wine glasses go clink

debord-tired

>edit like idk hours later

FUckK I heard them clink again!

peltier-laugh ya know what, im actually okay with this little gag in my head

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You can probably get a better understanding of how the world works by reading this sad sack:

debord-tired

Like anything than JBP - PLEASE

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This is Guy Debord - so far I’ve read “The society of the spectacle”- which iirc is one of his more notable works.

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Imagine still having this much faith in capitalism after all the horrifying shit that’s been happening

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> Edit: Random fucking morons attacking me and calling me a bigot, you are truly a bunch of imbecile.

“Halp Im being called out for my shenanigans and now im entering damage control!”

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I finally achieved it folks! I finally got to see a reactionary get ripped apart live in here!!!

meow-popcorn

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Is this literally:

frothingfash : MAH GOT DANG BURGER TOO SMALL???

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Im legit crying with how bad things have spiraled out in my end

IM FUCiKInfg DrOWNBING IN DEBT

HEALTHcARE??

FOOD ???

SOMETHING!!?!?!

PUHLEASE?!!?!?!?!?

[no you get slava ukraine and a bazillion guns to Taipei]

kitty-cri-screm

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The only thing you’re gonna like about being an adult is staying up late and having dessert before dinner…

Also you will reach a point in your life where having dessert before dinner, well shit- having a meal in general will be a blessing.

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    My computer has 33tb of storage

    1tb on a boot drive m.2

    32 on disks (4x 8tb hdd)

    There’s an additional 32tb in an external jbod

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