TokyoMonsterTrucker

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TokyoMonsterTrucker,

It has never worked for me. On any platform. Not one time. I blocked that fucking bot months ago.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

“Suspect is not driving a Mercedes, repeat, NOT A MERCEDES”

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

The order of operations is not part of a holy text that must be blindly followed. If these numbers had units and we knew what quantity we were trying to solve for, there would be no argument whatsoever about what to do. This is a question that never comes up in physics because you can use dimensional analysis to check to see if you did the algebra correctly. Context matters.

TokyoMonsterTrucker, (edited )

It will give 9, just like my 89 emulator. It treats division like a fraction. For a TI, the entire denominator of a fraction needs to be in parentheses or you get into trouble.

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/95ca4ce7-7e24-4daa-a2a3-443c321a5b42.jpeg

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

One of my favorite podcasts is Knowledge Fight, where a couple of dudes break down Alex’s shows and his shitty, relentlessly flawed and often inconsistent opinions and narratives.

Alex seems more and more unhinged lately and it wouldn’t surprise me if he eats a bullet or has an oops-I-killed-myself-by-accident kinda event in the not-distant future. Being the type of asshole he is, he will absolutely preemptively blame any apparent suicide on the (((cabal)))/deep state. Gotta pay the grift forward

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

*sees what you did there

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I agree that both are excellent 👍

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I ate off of taco trucks daily for years and loved every goddamn delicious bite. That man should be ashamed of his weak, watery bowels.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

My last test qualified me for my current job. My next one will be at a time and place of my choosing. Adulting is not the same as this meme. I am required to learn and almost immediately apply new shit almost every day, and it’s pretty great. Life is the exam. It’s pass/fail, and when you stop learning new things you might as well be dead.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

This trolling is like squirrel hunting with a howitzer. No subtlety. No skill. Pathetic. You should be ashamed of your weak, baby-like troll-fu.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I didn’t say it wouldn’t work, just that it’s shameful…somebody always takes the bait.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

This sub has a pinned post begging for mods, sooooo…KINDA SELF-EXPLANATORY

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Are you trying to give people hot Satanic nun fetishes? Because this is how you give people hot Satanic nun fetishes.

I’ll be in my bunk suffering from my new fetish. Thanks, asshole

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Let me translate: “I made an utterly tasteless and shitty abortion/miscarriage-adjacent meme that got moderated and I CANNOT stop whining about it, but liberals are the sensitive snowflakes around here”

Suuuuuuure, everybody is sensitive but you, pal.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Can confirm group-watching with Plex. I did this quite a few times with some friends during the darkest initial pandemic times and it’s a great way to connect with distant friends. I also recommend, as someone mentioned, a simultaneous discord chat. We exclusively watched horrible movies and MST3K’d the shit out of them.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

You can learn by watching anime, but you’ll sound like a 14-year-old. Japanese has various levels of politeness that need to be mastered if you don’t want people to think you’re an idiot.

*source: speak Japanese, lived in Tokyo since late 00s. I often sound like an idiot in Japanese, so don’t get your pants in a bunch.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I’m an old, but not quite that old

TokyoMonsterTrucker, (edited )

Find your exact device here and then look at tutorials for unlocking your bootloader and installing a custom ROM. I had a Galaxy from that era and it’s relatively easy to pwn them. As a noob, you should set aside a day for the process and make sure you’ve carefully read all the tutorials before that day. Careful prep will save you a lot of stress.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Well, you probably just need to buy that shitty Redmi then. My shitty Redmi thinks it’s a new Pixel, however, thanks to my dumb ass learning a few new tricks on my old S7 back in the day 😉

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Same! Not sure why Google doesn’t crack down on it. They either don’t know, don’t care, or quietly want to encourage people to become Android devs

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

This happens with every migration from a large platform. One thing that insulates the fediverse, I think, is that it’s non-commercial nature makes it enshittification-proof. There are a lot of significant problems, but it’s super attractive that some tech-bro dickhead won’t blow up the platform to satisfy shareholders’ insatiable profit-lust.

Reddit is now firmly on the enshittification path, so it’s only a matter of time before another exodus wave.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I agree, and, furthermore, corporate death penalties for this kind of shit need to be an actual thing. Did your actions directly cause disease and death? Yes? Great, we’re dissolving your board, banning them form serving on the board of any publicly traded company for a decade, liquidating company assets, and criminally charging anyone who touched this shit with a 10-foot pole.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

You’re entitled to that opinion, but if I go out right now and murder someone with my vehicle due to deliberately or accidentally getting drunk, I’m probably going to jail. Corporations have demanded that they be treated as people, so…fine. Let’s give them what they want.

Lemmy moderation is frustrating as hell

I’ve been posting in the meme communities in Lemmy for a few months now. For the most part, if I make some silly meme about how broke I am or how bad American healthcare is, it doesn’t get removed and the meme does well. But I’ve had several memes get removed that I was pretty sure don’t violate the rules of the instance...

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

At least one of those is super innocuous and I have no idea why it got moderated. I have thoughts on the others.

LGBTQ+: You probably just don’t want to fuck with any marginalized communities, even if it’s a pretty light touch. It’s not hard to apply a valid slippery slope argument here.

Unborn child: Abortion is a touchy area, but what is reaaalllly touchy is miscarriage, Your meme could be pretty upsetting for someone who has had one or knows someone who has (we all do). I obviously can’t mindread the mods, but there’s a another angle that could explain the deletion. People get worked up about this shit man

Bottom line: if you wanna do edgier memes, fire up an EdgelordMemez community and have at it.

TokyoMonsterTrucker, (edited )

Easiest explanation I can think of using the division law for exponents: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/0f7298bc-10d1-43a8-ac42-2b1ad03eb9f4.png

Since we can use any number for the initial fraction, as long as the denominator is the same as the numerator, any number to the zeroth power is equal to 1. In general terms, then, for any number, x: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/e71388e5-0583-4fab-a2db-1668bf41f35d.png

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

They got fired for the only crime for cops: ignoring pleas for help from other cops. If they had only just beaten a sufficiently pigmented or poor person to death, these two brave trainers would still likely be out there catching Pokemon and living the dream.

TokyoMonsterTrucker, (edited )

There is no indication whatsoever that @SleeplessOne1917 is the same person as @cannotsleep420. Jesus, people, stop pissing yourselves for the literal 30 seconds it took to fact check this bullshit claim.

*edit: I took the liberty of finding the actual dev’s account: /u/[email protected]. It took a whole additional minute. You’re welcome

*edit 2: /u/[email protected] has some links below that do indeed link /u/[email protected] to /u/[email protected]. Soooo, while I don’t regret my nearly infinite capacity for skepticism, but it looks like this story has some legs. Hat tip to NOT_RICK, who is adamantly not Rick.

TokyoMonsterTrucker, (edited )

Feel free to share that thread link. In the meantime, here’s the actual dev account: /u/[email protected]. And their selfless unpaid work removing pedos from find-lemmy: lemmy.dbzer0.com/comment/3630011

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Nice tip, thank you. Still fumbling my way around…

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I deleted my previous response as it was a bit dickish. I stand corrected, this is pretty strong evidence.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

It’s a little too easy to be mean on the internet. Human nature, I guess, when you can’t see who you’re talking to.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I am become Mario, Deliverer of Deliciousness.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

3. Don’t request or link to specific pirated titles

This is not that complicated

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

3. Don’t request or link to specific pirated titles

Jesus Christ, this is not that fucking complicated

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

This is a scare tactic and it’s a stupid one. If there were any advantage whatsoever to a nuclear powered cruise missile, the U.S. and U.S.S.R. would have already cranked out thousands of them instead of conventional rockets.

We could just rewrite the headline as:

Putin says, “Booga Booga!!! Have nuclear shit!! Am scary asshole!!”

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

If he’s a televangelist you can safely assume that he is living an unbelievably depraved life off-camera.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Let the enshittification continue.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

PFFFT. Amateurs!!

Marinated, deep-fried Viagra chicken ALL DAY

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Care-washing: the greenwashing-adjacent pretending to give a shit about anything other than sloppy blowjobs for your board, top executives, and large shareholders.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I blocked it about 2 weeks ago. Best decision I’ve made on Lemmy

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I just fired it up a new Piped instance to see if it would work. Result: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/90cab0bf-2d7f-40d4-ac56-9c84d50171d7.png

God this bot sucks.

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