This is me in racing games. This is why I like to play games like Forza. I can play a private lobby where I can take less powerful cars and race my heart out against friends in more powerful ones.
Spent most of my time making liveries and tuning my cars to make them ridiculous to drive.
I’ve thought for a while about making a series to parody the likes of Alex Jones where I play a liberal equivalent of Jones and play heavily into the stereotypes that the far right have of the left.
So like congratulating us libs on things like turning the frogs gay, encouraging us to keep the flat earth a secret, bragging about the millions I’m being paid by NASA to be a shill, and praising Neil DeGrasse Tyson as the Lord and Saviour of our atheist beliefs.
Not to mention plenty of babies to eat and abortions to perform 👌
One girlfriend. First date included getting in my car, and ended with me taking her to my house. We played Sonic 🥰
But yeah, someone trusting you enough to get into your vehicle the first time you meet them is on one hand awesome ❤️ but on the other hand, like, dude be grateful I’m not a serial killer 😂
I loved Rocket League - it’s my 2nd most played game on Steam - but honestly that game died for me the moment they took the irregular shaped maps out of rotation to appease the whiny eSports players.
Now it’s just the same shit every match with a slightly different skin. They’ve got all these different modifiers (gravity, ball size, shape and bounciness) and game modes (hockey, basketball, dropshot), yet none of it gets integrated into the main game.
I’m aware that might just be me, and given how many years it’s been since that change, I imagine most of the user base is perfectly fine with how it is now, but it definitely lost its quirkiness from the early days.
spoilerThe first two episodes start off pretty standard for magical girl anime: weird creature comes to protagonist offering magical super powers in exchange for vanquishing weird demons and whatnot. However, by the end of episode three, the dangers of this lifestyle become extremely apparent and the whole anime takes a HUGE tonal shift as a result. I don’t really want to go further into it as I’d fully recommend you see it yourself.
I wish I could deny this, but no: I remember spirting a bit out on my parents’ carpet in my late 20s one time when I came down with a sudden case of norovirus.
Another fun fact to go with that is that upon realising that I couldn’t go much more than 5 minutes without peeing pure brown liquid out my ass, I did end up just laying in the bath tub for a few hours and let it trickle out whenever it wanted to.
I just curled up in the fetal position and accepted that this was my life. I’d put the shower on to rinse myself down every now and again.
When I search for unusual (but not illegal) pornographic images, those unusual (but not illegal) pornographic images are exactly what I expect to find on my results.
Now, if God can provide me a direct link to some hot Sandy Cheeks porn then we’re in business, otherwise he can jog on.
My general thoughts would say to go along the west coast of the Americas. You’ve got Canada, the Rockies, Chile, and Antarctica. Though I’m not sure where it comes out at the other side.
Edit: nope, ignore me, that line misses Antarctica entirely and doesn’t reach land until you get to the Philippines 😂
To be fair, it’s got to be somewhere around there as you ideally want to miss the Pacific Ocean entirely. Yes you hit the Indian Ocean, but then the line would go up Eastern Asia and back around to Alaska.
Edit 2: if you draw a line directly down Chile, it his Antarctica, Western Australia, China, Russia, Greenland, Eastern Canada then back down the Atlantic to Venezuela.
The Boys. The show is basically “what if we had superheroes who are assholes controlled by a huge PR corporation?”. Give it a shot! It’s an Amazon Prime original.
alt textFour panels. Robot (approaching professor): “Professor, I finished all my assignment. What do I do now?” Professor: “I dunno. Do whatever you like.” Robot: “But I don’t know what I like.” Professor (taking a sip from her coffee cup): “Welcome to the club, kid.”...
Yeah I saw you guys arguing in the other post. Regardless of who was in the wrong in that argument, threatening mod action on someone you disagree with is such a Reddit move - I’m pretty sure a lot of people came here to escape that kind of bullshit power trip.
Rockstar Games, a division of Take-Two Interactive Software Inc., plans to announce the next highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto game as early as this week, according to people familiar with its plans....
Single player will be decent if a bit underwhelming, online will be a fucking train wreck. I’m not hyped. I honestly don’t care. I’ll get it when it’s on sale at a large discount a few years down the line and I’ll likely not bother with online.
Are you a Gym Leader, Trainer, Pokemon Champion, Professor, or Team Rocket Grunt or Mom/Dad?
I feel like I would be a Prof in the Pokémon universe. Just interested in studying, experiments, generally dilletante shit and fieldwork....
It's a curse (lemmy.world)
Death awaits Rule (lemmy.world)
Shout out to the Collage instance (i forgor how to tag instances)
Worse than legos (ttrpg.network)
The secrecy brings everyone together. (startrek.website)
Fuck autofailing skill checks (lemmy.world)
Nope still don't get it (lemmy.world)
Epic win: Jury decides Google has illegal monopoly in app store fight (www.theverge.com)
Electric cars (libranet.de)
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Three bedrule apartment, great view (feddit.de)
Can't outsmart your teacher (telegra.ph)
Kind Words 2 (lofi city pop) announced - a game about being kind to real people (www.gamingonlinux.com)
What country are you using lemmy from?
;-)
is there a limit to the point that i will find women attractive?
Context, I’m 30 now and i will find women my age and up attractive, but 15 years ago a 35 year old women would never have been attractive to me....
Time is cruel (startrek.website)
it takes the edge off (lemmy.world)
What’s the least amount of money that would significantly improve your life?
What a feeling (lemmy.zip)
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Madoka Rule (i.imgur.com)
"Future" by Safely Endangered (lemmy.world)
safelyendangered.com...
Is this a cry for help? (lemmy.ca)
Is the industry really this creatively bankrupt? (lemmy.zip)
This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time (programming.dev)
Get good loot from a toolbox in Fallout? Gotta check them all now
Tall rule (lemmy.ca)
Being taken to a loving home (startrek.website)
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Oceans rule (lemmy.world)
Solid advice (sh.itjust.works)
If Chomsky has taught me anything its that someone other than Gaza is getting genocided right now. (lemmy.world)
Achievement for all of us (lemmy.world)
My opponent opened an End portal. What do I do in this position? (media.kbin.social)
Connected - Purr.in.ink (64.media.tumblr.com)
Source: Purr.in.ink...
Working in mysterious ways rule (media.kbin.social)
After a pilot almost accidentally ingested an L-pill instead of candy during a December 1956 flight, the suicide pills were put into boxes to avoid confusion. (feddit.de)
wet rule (lemmy.world)
"Offensive Meme" by HalfThoughtComic (telegra.ph)
Source: Instagram - Proxigram
"Welcome" by War and Peas (files.mastodon.social)
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NOW you can kick me (lemmy.world)
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Hey Buddy (feddit.de)
Rockstar Plans to Announce Much Anticipated ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ (www.bloomberg.com)
Rockstar Games, a division of Take-Two Interactive Software Inc., plans to announce the next highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto game as early as this week, according to people familiar with its plans....