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EmoBean,

Or you could just learn how to use a tool to do better with instead of bitching about progress. Hur dur calculators can’t do math, they need unique input. No fucking shit Sherlock, lern2technology you fucking boomer.

EmoBean,

“We are highly aware that the springs in our machine are too strong, thus causing disfunction of the machine. We will not change our design. We already paid for 300.000 springs, so fuck you, buy better paper.”

EmoBean,

Get big rock, for free, from the outside. Smash technology. Get resources. Reject society.

EmoBean,

I’ve always wanted to go to the uk to see hedge hogs. In the US they exotic pets and illegal in some states. Over there they just walk around people’s yards being hedgehogs. They’re so cute and spikey and angry. In the US the yard creatures like raccoons will steal your shit and bite you. Bears will straight up kill you. Rattle snakes get so big they’re scary. Meanwhile in England they’re fighting with pointy hamsters.

EmoBean,

Angry wasn’t the correct word for what I was trying to describe. Unafraid is more accurate. I’m used to things being very afraid of other animals because there’s a lot of them that might be looking to eat you. The only animals I’ve encountered like that are moles because they literally cannot see. There are foxes, large birds, plenty of things that I feel would just exterminate them but I guess there’s plenty of other food that the little spikey balls aren’t worth it. Coyotes here with eat literally anything. I’ve had them start coming towards wondering if I can be food. They would eat hedgehogs without hesitation. They eat porcupines which are angry and MUCH bigger and spikier.

Thank you for sharing hedgehog pic. It’s so cute. I’m jealous.

EmoBean,

Well, I would specifically go hike and ideally camp(that’s not as simple as it is in the US) in more remote areas where they and other wildlife is. I still think it’s awesome that you’ve seen any. They seem so tiny and vulnerable. I’m scared they won’t be around much longer.

Roadkill sucks but where I live, roads create entire ecosystems. The water runoff creates more vegetation, which brings insects, which brings small animals, which brings big animals. I know roads that support eagles and hawks that otherwise would not exist in the area.

EmoBean,

Can you believe people are following me around lemmy in order to downvote every post? Cute hedgehog but NO, POLITICS!

EmoBean,

My cat loves belly rubs and always comes to get some as soon as I wake up. She sleeps on the chair because I turn to much in my sleep. But as soon as I wake up she starts meowing and runs over for cuddles. Sometimes I pretend I’m still asleep because I need a few minutes before she needs her attention.

EmoBean,

“Fuck shit up for a many people as possible” isn’t sustainable. Gandhi and Martin Luther knew that. If it weren’t for the number of downvotes people are getting for even hinting that this isn’t the right way to do things, I would think this is actually a psyop from the other side to put people off towards Palestine.

Like just stop oil is actually run by oil companies to recruit the most extreme left people that think sitting in the road is doing anything more than pissing the average person off and giving right wing media material to hate you.

But nope, people really are this stupid. On both sides. Both want to divide so strongly, because if people actually got along we would start addressing issues instead of bitching online about what you hate about the other side.

EmoBean,

Guess that’s why the government assassinated him. But no, don’t talk to me about what I believe. Make assumptions because my think =/= your think.

EmoBean,

$25k for a strip of property behind 6 different $1m houses? I’d go get a loan for that if I could. Sounds like millionaires that are willing to pay to have shit NIMBY. Don’t want to pay? I’ll be doing yard work with 2 stroke machines every day to improve my property value. Then It’d be a great place for me to make metal sculptures. 15ft rusted steel monsters that take weeks’ worth of cutting with my angle grinder.

EmoBean,

I had a girl start choking me when we made out in the back of my van for the first time. I have never been choked nor choked, so I didn’t really know what to do in the moment, just rolled with it. Later asked her about it and asked “is that what you like” to which she obviously said yes. People are horrible at communication, no wonder that relationship failed.

EmoBean,

I didn’t, it was, and it would have if I wasn’t so horny.

In hindsight I should have listened myself. It never got better, only worse. And now I’ve been single for years because I cannot trust anyone.

EmoBean,

Me trying to find my gspot.

Your Smart TV Knows What You’re Watching (themarkup.org)

These TVs can capture and identify 7,200 images per hour, or approximately two every second. The data is then used for content recommendations and ad targeting, which is a huge business; advertisers spent an estimated $18.6 billion on smart TV ads in 2022, according to market research firm eMarketer.

EmoBean,

Yeah, I’m waiting for the death of my current TV. A LG that’s plain old LCD, but HDR and 4k, no smart shit. Luckily I know hardware and can physically disable things. I break and remove things so hardware is physically incapable of connecting.

EmoBean,

I’m scaring myself. And I like it.

How to intentionally get terminated from a job without sacrificing unemployment benefits?

My friend is a customer service rep who is ready to retire. Her company is talking about layoffs with 13+ weeks of severance, but when she asked (anonymously) if they were accepting volunteers, they said no. In case she’s not one of the ones told to clean out her desk, what are the ways she could get terminated while...

EmoBean,

Look up employment lawyers on the work pc.

EmoBean,

Suck it out of her like a noodle

EmoBean,

World governments nerfed sour candy. Fucking fascists won’t let people melt their mouth skin off. I have to manufacture my own black market sour candies with battery acid I steal from diesel trucks.

EmoBean,

There are currently a bunch of people following my account and downvoting everything.

EmoBean,

Okay removed, I want at least -50 on this. If it isn’t you proved you mean nothing. I can spare the fake internet points. Prove me wrong.

EmoBean,

I can’t wait to find out how much YouTube is going to sue me for in 2025 for 20 years of blocked ad revenue. They’re going to use 2005 Napster math. You didn’t watch 3 ads per video x 6,000,000 played videos = $2 million lost revenue, pay up citizen, your Google services have been disabled, all location and behavior data is in possession of Alphabet Debt Collection, you cannot run, you cannot hide.

EmoBean,

See you in the ad revenue gulag. We’re going to love our cooperate sponsors when we get out. I hope we both get McDonalds.

EmoBean,

I am scared

I am aggressive

I need a hug

EmoBean,

Same, I’ve watched everything from MySpace to Twitter come and go without ever participating. I would browse reddit and did comment on the small subs for my hobbies in the early days.

I feel like the internet is collapsing, in 2-5 years things are going to be so different. I’m here to shit post and cry until it ends. It’s was fun while it lasted.

EmoBean,

I genuinely want to know, I’m not against immigration. I support it. But what is the long term plan here. We’re going to reach population maximum simply due to resources. Are third world countries just supposed to forever stay in third world crisis sending refugees to the first world countries? Are we not striving for the same equality world wide where every area can develop to a functioning first world society? We could retain everyone’s diversity if crisis areas could retain their culture instead of destroying it for the sake of short term single generation profit.

EmoBean,

I agree

EmoBean,

As far as I know, demi is what I am. I like asexual spaces, only shitty people will say anything about not being some “actual asexual”. It’s a spectrum, and it can be fluid.

EmoBean,

You do not want raccoons in your life. They are horrible criminal psychopaths that will bite you.

Is it just me, or has the BS with OpenAI shown that nobody in the AI space actually cares about "safeguarding AGI?"

Money wins, every time. They’re not concerned with accidentally destroying humanity with an out-of-control and dangerous AI who has decided “humans are the problem.” (I mean, that’s a little sci-fi anyway, an AGI couldn’t “infect” the entire internet as it currently exists.)...

EmoBean,

This feels like a weird point to make for OP since I figure anyone here talking about AI is very familiar with distributed networked computing. Botnets have been such a pain in the dick for at least 15 years now. Imagine something that intimately and only knows how to “live” in computing. The distributed areas of could “live” in and have access to all the resources it needs either directly or not. Storing info and using resources of anything it can touch through the network, computers, phones, TVs, cars, door bell cameras, router and networking infrastructure.

I feel there is inevitably either a human made virus or a standalone AIG that is going to accomplish this.The extent to which it spreads, if the damage can be recovered from, and how we progress after it’s going to be a big defining moment is technological history. The globalized network with everything communicating is the most powerful and least secure super computer ever. Those running botnets figured that out a long time ago. All it takes is one AI.

EmoBean,

He’s either developing the next epidemic, or he’s training his immune system to have street fights. He’ll either be the savior or destroyer of the human race.

EmoBean,

So glad I decided to stop lurking and actually start participating right as the whole fediverse dies out, it’s not just lemmy.

EmoBean,

Everyone is over rating this, low to mid 7/10 is accurate. It’s a very nice stick but far from a 10/10. I guess there is personal preference, but there’s a real 10/10 out there for everyone that I hope you guys get to experience one day. I had a solid 9/10 stick that I used hiking for years.

EmoBean,

How are people still saying that unironically?

EmoBean,

Idk, I wish I could enjoy video games again. I miss that. I haven’t been able to enjoy gaming since college.

EmoBean,

If I sit perfectly still right here and don’t think then nothing can hurt me, even my own thoughts.

EmoBean,

Everything she said. Get isolate and capsules, you need a minimum 100mg, not the 10mg in OTC edibles. I’ve seen people using it for physical problems dosing multiple grams a day.

I’m also all about CBG and CBN, CBG in the morning and CBN at night. CBNo is also great.

EmoBean,

On a burner, that I got a homeless guy to buy, in Portugal, which I illegally entered, from Spain, which I also illegally entered.

Finally. I can look at cats and femboys.

EmoBean,

Tried going there once, do not recommend.

EmoBean,

I wish I could wear miniskirts, my balls hang too low when it’s hot.

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