“Sour” skittles, my ass. You should try the British extra sour hard candy we’ve bought recently. I thought that you could only make sweets that sour until I tried them. It was a very eye closing, mouth burning experience ;-)
I love sour candy. And I find warheads to be pretty weak. So I ordered these once. But holy shit these are gnarly. I think I had two and my teeth felt weird and my tongue was raw for a week. It’s was just too much. Like I was dissolving my mouth by having just one.
I’m pretty sure I’d be sick, about 5 bags in. I’m also sure my mouth would be worse for wear, but by the time the seventh is opened, I’d probably be doubled over the porcelain throne.
World governments nerfed sour candy. Fucking fascists won’t let people melt their mouth skin off. I have to manufacture my own black market sour candies with battery acid I steal from diesel trucks.
I’ve always been partial to the Ginger Altoids, although those were always difficult to come by in my neck of the woods, and I haven’t seen them in ages. In fact, I found a proper substitute some years ago, from the Paul Newman non-profit brand of pasta sauces.
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