I make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

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ElBarto,
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But he’s passed out in the back, so this teenagers gonna slap your burger together.

ElBarto,
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Wait till you do it when you’re on drugs!

ElBarto,
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I actually post things on Lemmy, the worst comment I’ve gotten was barely mean.

ElBarto,
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I use.my machine that can do the work of 100 people to make shitty jokes online.

ElBarto,
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Star trek: in our universe racism is no more…

O’Brien: Damn Spoon heads!

Star Trek: Except Miles, he’s the exception to the rule.

ElBarto,
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My theory is that cats domesticated us to serve them and once we were docile enough to be trusted they became lazy, but we got the last laugh, they didn’t predict our obsession with dressing them up in ridiculous but cute as fuck costumes just to make other humans go awww.

ElBarto,
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Not a mini painter, but I do have 5 projects going at once and I keep finding new ones, so maybe it’s best I just enjoy looking at other people’s minis.

ElBarto,
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Ok then smartass, you tell us why it’s the way it is!

ElBarto,
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Porn is artistic nudity.

ElBarto,
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No, only the people I like are allowed to play on this public playground…

But it won’t matter once Lemmy brings in instance blocking for users.

ElBarto,
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Yeah some of the apps I’ve used have it but can’t wait to just have it linked to my account so I don’t have to reblock them.

ElBarto,
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As a toothless and broke person this got me good. Been a while since I’ve been this personally attacked.

ElBarto,
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So 23 sphincters is the safe zone, got it!

ElBarto,
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Yeah 23 gives you that safety net with ability to still push the boundaries in a hopefully safe but risky way.

ElBarto, (edited )
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Is have to see what it was like in person, but the fact it won’t block off a bit of the screen when the screens directly facing it a light source is a big benefit.

ElBarto,
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I really wish we got to see more of them before Janeway met up with them.

ElBarto,
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World of Goo 2: Electric Boogagoo

ElBarto,
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It is, just not the way you’re probably thinking.

ElBarto,
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Is that guy in the thumbnail trying to tell that train which way to go?

ElBarto,
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The right kind of petty.

ElBarto,
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There’s a 5 minute cool down period between each soak, unless you purchase the atheist pack in the store, which cuts the cool down, but you run through stamina quickly.

ElBarto,
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I often wonder if a civilisation on an other planet would have evolved to make memes.

Are memes a strictly human thing or is it a byproduct of higher intelligence in a being?

What would a meme made on a distant planet even look like?

ElBarto,
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It stars James Franco and isn’t very good.

I feel like those 2 things are related.

ElBarto,
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But how do we know James Cromwell isn’t Jeffrey Combs?

ElBarto,
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Shhhh, go lay down and have a rest.

ElBarto,
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I’m actually surprised it lasted this long.

ElBarto,
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Nah it seems to work through low effort memes, a highly efficient assassination tool.

ElBarto,
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Me: I work around the entertainment industry.

ElBarto,
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So my protest of NNN by jacking it more than usual is actually healthy? Fuck yeah, ima go get healthy right now!

ElBarto,
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha… Fuckin idiots.

I swear they’re spiking the water with acid down in silicon valley, how can so many companies be making so many dumbass decisions all at the same time?

ElBarto,
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A previously alive person.

ElBarto,
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I sing to my dogs all the time, they each have their own songs that get screamed at them and they love it.

ElBarto,
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It made sense a few years ago, but come on, how many portable devices with large screens do we have now?

Plus if I could replicate 10 iPads so I could have a page open on each to make research easier, I’d do it. What’s better, having to switch between tabs or apps, or just grabbing a pad with the info ready to cross reference.

ElBarto,
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Take that Reddit! Our “We did it …” moments get the right person!

ElBarto,
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I always knew Riker had a drinking problem.

ElBarto,
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But we’re all richer for it.

ElBarto,
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That company does top notch parody porn.

ElBarto,
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The J is pronounced like the J in Jesus (Spanish pronunciation)

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