Daxter101

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Daxter101,

So, I don’t trust them to have actually done what I’m going to describe, (and honestly I’ve just accepted that even with everything off, they’re still giving me ads based on stuff I’ve only talked about and never clicked or written anything), but:

The programs that recognize specific phrases(Ok Google), are always separate from normal voice recognition (and much much lighter in terms of processing). So, if they weren’t Google, they might have left the “Ok Google” recognition on, but not process anything else that the mic receives.

They’re probably still listening in though.

Daxter101,

Employee layoffs have nothing to do with the work a company has/intends to do.

A great video by Moon Channel, explains this and other things, about how the layoffs are 100% performative, to appease investors, in a literally manufactured hype cycle.

I personally think that the same goes for 100% 150% of all public statements these companies and their leaders make.

They don’t make sense, because they don’t have to. They’re not meant for you.

Daxter101,

This would be true, if recording and labelling that work was free. But it isn’t, it requires effort.

Daxter101,

Screenshot is cheaper than put the whole clip

(I didn’t even know the gif existed, if you have it, embed!)

Daxter101,

Aaaaand I spent 2 euro for the app. Thanks.

Daxter101,

The One Possum

That started It All

Daxter101,

All languages always, have evolved at rapid rates, as long as they’re used. If you went back in time to, say, the 1600s, you would sound stupid. If someone from the 1600s went back to the 1200s, he would sound stupid. If you went back to the 1200s, nobody would understand you.

This is not a new thing, it is how our languages work.

Daxter101,

Just bought Lil Gator Game, Just finished Lil Gator Game.

Was moved to tears multiple times.

In all seriousness, I recommend it as fuck. And it plays amazing on the deck too.

Daxter101,

It is! I loved both, you’re in for a treat!

Daxter101,

Ooh, I forgot Hat in Time was a thing, I guess I should play it even if a little late

Daxter101,

Already not blind for the first half of the game because there was a wild Alpharad once.

Spoilers don’t hold power over my enjoyment generally though, so gonna I’m go check it out either way

Also I crave the difficult platforming.

Daxter101,

Wheat dommy mommy r34 please

Daxter101,

Helluva Boss was more realistic (statistically speaking) than I thought then!

(Friendly reminder, watch Helluva Boss)

Daxter101,

Thank you for expressing my emotions better than I ever could

Daxter101,

Sixty… times per second? I think it’s a couple more than that, to be honest.

Daxter101,

Ah he was talking about the screen. I was thinking about the processor itself, “X calculations per second”, rather than “X millions of calculations per second”.

Daxter101,

Depends on how deep in your intestine their meat is.

Daxter101,

It’s a late-stage-degenerated meme.

According to knowyourmeme (other comment by AirBreather), it started from a series of popular tumblr posts of a “Who would win?” format

Then it got moldier, then the mold became part of the reference.

Daxter101,

First time I found this, I listened to it on repeat for 40 minutes

It was (and is) glorious.

That “I think I’m seeing shit” sets the climax perfectly, and the song just goes so hard

Daxter101,

Everyone here saying “cannibalism bad”, yet no one is answering the question smh my head

Would eating human brain make your own brain go weeeeeeeeeee?

Daxter101,

Is there supposed to be a paw print, or is it just about the hair?

Daxter101,

Guess I’m blo’ind then.

I really can’t see it. Oh well.

Daxter101,

You call it “intermittent fasting”

I call it “missing breakfast and lunch and having a breakdown”

We are not the same

Daxter101, (edited )

Anyway, ChaoticNeutralCzech is divine. See you!

Imgur embed PLS

No embed.

And jerboa won’t upload.

Oh well, click the link, and pretend it was embedded 🤷‍♀️

(Also why does the single line-change not work? Just like Reddit)

God bless ChaoticNeutralCzech

Daxter101,
Daxter101, (edited )

Not to bash you op (definitely not, since this is a pretty successful meme), but I’ve started to feel like this format lately is missing what made me love the first few pictures (and the first one, 3-4 years ago).

“Hold the fuck up! (I’m the fuck up, hold me)” And “Sorry for being vulnerable. Do you still find me hot?” in particular, got it right, as in:

It’s not just self-deprecation, it’s self-deprecation while still calling out to the other person to care.

Still, funny funny rat meme, thanks!

Daxter101,

You wanna be in their mental capacity?

Daxter101,

Yeah, asexuals, act your age! Leave Denmark alone!

Daxter101, (edited )

There’s lots of polemic comments on the other post as well, but I did like this thing someone there said, about how the greatest impact can be made in real life, where the bigot in question, has a real person in front of him, making it much harder to dehumanise them.

Online, there probably isn’t much to be done to change someone’s mind.

When in person, if he is still an asshole, treat him like the asshole that he is.

comment in question

Daxter101,

Funny and all, but replace transformers with normal cars, and your comment is actually the real life that we are actually living lol

Which I guess makes the metaphor even fucking better I guess

Daxter101,

Not gonna lie fam, I was looking for a way to link the source post, that was less creatively dead than “Source post: √link”. But I think what I said is a hella good point in a post with enough upvotes, that I was going back to it via “Top of last week”, because it is that highly upvoted.

Daxter101,

I feel like I’m missing a joke. There’s no way this is not a reference… Right?

Transruler (pawb.social)

Image transcription: a tweet by Migma Sale (@RabbidTheNabbit), reading “Before vs after hrt”. On the left, there’s an image of an angry-looking soyjak with stubble and a neckbeard. On the right, there’s an image of a smiling, beautiful transfemme, in the “wojak” art style. They have pink hair, a miniature transgender...

Daxter101,

migma balls

Ahem, I mean, I’m assuming “/reference”

Daxter101,

Btw thanks for the transcription. If not for that, I would have never noticed Migma Sale

Daxter101,

Probably don’t fuck them, they should go fuck themselves instead. Only fuck people that you like and that appreciate you!

Daxter101,

Mine can get surprisingly close 👀 The Balkans are surely, one of the places of the world.

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