orphiebaby,

Jesus used a whip to drive out the merchants in the temple.

jherazob,
@jherazob@beehaw.org avatar
ByteJunk,
@ByteJunk@lemmy.world avatar

Oh man these are so fun to read!

I’ve never played paper and pen DND, any suggestions of YouTube or podcast of people playing in goofy/weird ways, but within the rules?

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

DM: After dinner, a group of thugs approach the house and knock on the door. They want to give you a “proper welcome”

Levite: The fuck…

DM: They really fancied your ass.

Levite, getting up to leave the session: You know what? Fuck you. But fuck the guest’s daughter first, then the concubine, then you can go fuck yourself, too, you sick fuck, I’m out.

Judges 19, for anyone curious. Shit gets real dark.

Destraight,

This pic is too pixelated to read it

PolarisFx, (edited )
@PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Everytime someone posts a really long image it’s heavily pixelated, and I thought it was just a me issue.

Edit: turns out you need to change your ap options to load HQ image. Works now

DerisionConsulting,

I recently learned that most of the aps people use for lemmy don’t do formatting correctly. The these words look like they have a strike through on whichever ap you are using, let the developer know that ~word~ should be subscript, and that ~~word~~ is strike through.

AlexisFR,
@AlexisFR@jlai.lu avatar

Well Lift Off don’t even seem to care about superscript at all…

Ispanicus,

If you go into the post and open the picture it opens in good quality. There’s an issue with previews not loading properly sometimes.

Mango,

Thanks!

Dadifer,

Get Voyager or equivalent for Android.

ksgt69,

Clicking on the HD option in the top right fixed it for me

terry_tibbs,

I will see you after my excommunication.

I see no blasphemy, but Catholics gonna Catholic I guess.

roboticide,

I knew a Catholic priests who played EverQuest. Doubt he’d be excommunicated for this.

Maybe he’s baptist or something though? Do they excommunicate?

unreasonabro,

funniest thing i’ve seen in a while

Kowowow,

Ah I was missing r/dankchristianmemes thank you

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Argh, I know it’s my app but this is too blurry to read. Looks like fun tho.

pseudonym,
KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Much appreciated!

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

I had to disable this setting:

Settings shortcut: Media > Zoomable video

Keep in mind that you also will probably have to back out and reopen the post to get around the cached image

TrustedChimp,

Boost for lemmy has an HD button that worked I could read it with that

DoomBot5,

Worked for me immediately, thanks

FooBarrington,

My god, what a beautiful reply. How did you manage to share a literal button for Sync settings?

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Haha thanks

If you long-press on a settings option it will create a special link

FooBarrington,

Is there anything Sync isn’t awesome at? Thanks!

fouloleron,

I guess I completely misunderstood what that setting means. I turn it off and I can zoom and read the image. Turn it on and it’s rubbish.

figaro,

Hero

droans,

Oddly enough it was blurry if I looked at it from the feed but completely fine when I opened it from the post itself.

Also running Sync but with that setting enabled.

bingbong,

Same here, with sync

Anticorp,

It’s compressed to fuck-all and back. There is a link further down of an uncompressed one.

Thisfox,

Try voyager. I can read it.

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s what I’m using, it’s blurry af. I wonder if it cached a low quality version for some reason.

somebody2152,

In settings, altering “max zoom” fixed it for me. Bumped it from x30 to x50 and it became readable.

sculd,

TIL that Solomon can summon demon

Shardikprime,

DM means Dios Mío

SeramisV,
@SeramisV@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Today I learned that God gave bald people the power to summon bears

tacosplease,

I learned that in first grade Bible class. We were team bear guy.

Thisfox,

Druids man. They are OP, and they are all either too hairy or too lacking in hair, or both.

Chakravanti,

So Cocaine is God. Got it.

Dagnet,

Roll athletics to yeet the baby

mindbleach,

And so Jochebed yote the child, and it did go between the uprights; and it was good.

starman2112,

Less “you botched your persuasion rolls,” more “I set the DC to 50 and we don’t do critical skill checks at this table”

torknorggren,

Seriously though, why did Jesus curse that fig tree? He could be weirdly petty.

BTW, myrrh had lots of uses besides embalming.

lugal,

I too think this story is very confusing. I think it’s a metaphor saying something like the time / the people aren’t ready for him yet or something

AliasAKA,

I always understood it to be that things exist to be fruitful and multiply. In a sense, a person who does not love, who doesn’t multiply goodness in the world as Jesus modeled, was like the fig tree. Such things could be thought of as cursed, withered and twisted versions of what they could and should be.

I am not a Bible scholar though lol.

Annoyed_Crabby,

So it could be explained that Jesus is a carpenter but not a gardener, and a gardener just look at Jesus and wondering why the heck an adult would curse a fig tree.

d20bard,

Pretty much, only detail missing is that it was the season for fruit. So, there is an added sense that by all natural laws the tree should have had fruit and it’s lack was a particular aberration to a societythat used the fig so much.

Also, thematically, it rounds out God’s domains. Up to this point, there had been miracles showing dominion over weather, matter, human life, animal life, spirits, disease and now there’s plant life.

Kelsenellenelvial,

Except that the gospel of Mark specifically states that it wasn’t fig season. Why did Jesus even look for the figs when he should have known they were out of season. Why then curse the tree when it was just doing what fig trees are supposed to do? Guess Jesus can be an ass when he’s hangry.

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Dammit Jim!

I’m a carpenter not a fig farmer!

UnrepententProcrastinator,

Makes him more relatable.

evranch,

I saw a guy waving a sign to spread awareness, “God Hates Figs”

Or something like that

mindbleach,

Possibly an extremely contemporary metaphor, where the first-century audience was expected to recognize it as reference to a specific authority figure.

jameseb,

The understanding I’ve generally heard, and which seems supported by the context, is that the fig tree symbolises the unfruitfulness of God’s people. This is particularly apparent in that both Matthew and Mark record it as happening alongside Jesus casting out people trading in the temple (Luke records the cleansing of the temple but not the fig tree thing). It is then followed by Jesus telling a series of parables against the religious leaders. There may also be a relation to the parable of the barren fig tree earlier on in Luke 13.

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