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kick_out_the_jams, 11 months ago in A Lufthansa pilot traced a 15-mile-long penis shape in the sky after being asked to divert his plane

it's hard to tell by the orientation but it's clearly a rocket not a phallus

cybervseas, 11 months ago

“It’s a rocket ship to fly us to jungle land!”

icepuncher69, 11 months ago in An Asian Woman Asked AI to Improve Her Headshot and It Turned Her White

Honestly she looked hoter before. Ai made her look like a Becky.

HardlightCereal, 11 months ago

AI made her look uncanny valley

Nintendo, 11 months ago in In summer heat, bear spotted in Southern California backyard Jacuzzi

turn the jets on

delial, 11 months ago in Rapper Punchmade Dev Teaches You How to Commit Wire Fraud on Viral Hit

Lyrics: genius.com/Punchmade-dev-wire-fraud-tutorial-lyri…

From my understanding:

1. Buy a bank login
2. Buy a SIM swap
3. Change location w/ RDP server (I don’t fully understand this one; maybe pay to RDP into a pwned PC in the right location)
4. Find a fall guy and give him a good cut
5. Wire money to fall guy
6. Fall guy withdraws money
7. Get money from fall guy

Looks like it’d be better getting into the darknet businesses that facilitate the wire fraud. Always better to be selling pickaxes than digging for gold.

FartsWithAnAccent, 11 months ago in Rapper Punchmade Dev Teaches You How to Commit Wire Fraud on Viral Hit

lol, video removed

spaduf, 11 months ago

Found it www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvAu7cRMolk

son_named_bort, 11 months ago in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road

South Park did it

reflex, 11 months ago in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road

The bus droivah.

Ashigaru, 11 months ago in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road

The children were devoured by saltwater crocodiles, venomous spiders, and Drop Bears within minutes.

Glowstick, 11 months ago in Aussie Bus Driver Fed Up with 'Misbehavior' Dumps 18 Kids on Side of the Road

That’s messed up …but also kinda funny

raltoid, 11 months ago

Mostly messed up because he dumped all the kids, some as young as 5 to walk around on roads without sidewalks and such.

Our school bus drivers threw four kids off once without any real consequence. They ended up walking to school. But they were 14 and were laughing at the driver while vandalizing the bus.

lntl, 11 months ago in Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

I get “crack baby” vibes from this piece

LemmySoloHer, 11 months ago

“Crack Baby Shark” would be a good title for a mashup of the Crack Baby cadence and the song Baby Shark.

BaldProphet, 11 months ago in Portuguese tourist assaulted by Turkish police, jailed for 20 days for "looking gay"

How is Turkey still a member of NATO? Time to kick them out and levy sanctions.

Tekchip, 11 months ago in Pilots get distracted on a plane and leave it flying unattended for over an hour, overshooting the destination airport.

Suspiciously during the same hour there was no drink service either. The mile high club is alive and well.

BloodSlut, 11 months ago in Pilots get distracted on a plane and leave it flying unattended for over an hour, overshooting the destination airport.

Whoops, missed me turn.

HiddenLayer5, 11 months ago

“Missed me approach clearance!”

pizzaiolo, 11 months ago in Hong Kong minister says disapproving stares from public will discourage smokers

Honestly, in East Asia, that kind of thing can work.

Disapproving stares is one of the reasons Japanese people follow the rules

kescusay, 11 months ago in An otter in California that keeps bullying people off of their surfboards has been too quick for wildlife officials to catch

Honestly, I’m kind of rooting for the otter.

orphiebaby, 11 months ago

Came here to say that. Would love to see this on camera. Might watch a movie about it, though I admit it’s unlikely the movie wouldn’t be really stupid and childish.