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Speculater, in [META] Welcome to Not The Onion... which is still not owned or operated by the fine folks at The Onion!

Fuck the mods! They suck! Enforce the rules fairly or go hands off!!!

Just getting you warmed up! Thanks for modding 🤓

kescusay,
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You’re banned! Extra banned! Super-duper banned! Banned+!

Not really.

Mishmash2000, in Young people in Guangzhou commute in electric wheelchairs as e-bikes face tighter rules
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From what I’ve briefly read China (and many other countries) have regulated that e-bikes must be under a certain weight (55kg) and top speed (25km/h) and anything over that is no longer considered an e-bike but rather a moped/motorbike that needs everything a motorbike would require i.e you have to get a licence to drive it and registration/plates.

It sounds resonable to me as the lines between an e-bike and e-motorbike got blurred real quick. Besides there’s no way these wheelchairs are faster or more convenient than even a regulated e-bike?? Or am I missing something?? I guess you can ride them right into your office/up to your desk…

ccryx, in “Millions” of sensitive US military emails were reportedly sent to Mali due to a typo

Something’s a bit fishy here - are they implying that these mails with sensitive information are getting sent without e2ee?

rockerface, in An otter in California that keeps bullying people off of their surfboards has been too quick for wildlife officials to catch
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this is otterly ridiculous

burrp, in Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine

I wouldn’t be stunned if illicit substances have perennially been in the White House for a century or more. It’s a hostile, high-stress work environment. Of course people are going to medicate.

buycurious, in Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine

I’m sure that staffer is both A: pissed and B: terrified about the investigation.

Feirdro, in Amazon has a company value of "Strive to be Earth's Best Employer"

Best

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Noedel, in Georgia teacher fired for reading children’s book about acceptance in class

Imagine labelling a book about being nice to your friends as harmful

highfiveconnoisseur, in Georgia teacher fired for reading children’s book about acceptance in class

So ridiculous that teachers can be fired, for something the district can’t even define. Would love to see malicious compliance for this going towards “traditional” values.

Givesomefucks, in The only manned submersible that could reach the missing Titan is owned by Steam's Gabe Newell

Pretty sure they’re out of air by now.

Even if they made it to the surface, you can’t open it from the inside. There’s no rescue mission, just recovery

TheLordHumungus, in Palestinians claim: London’s Big Ben Was Stolen From Them

Anyone who believes this is dumb

CeruleanRuin, in Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti Pasta Sauce sells out within hours

Guaranteed to make to vomit on your sweater.

SocialMediaRefugee, in Kim Kardashian’s next trick? A bra to make you look turned on by absolutely everything

It is the “Jennifer Aniston”

son_named_bort, in Family Burns Down House While Trying To Get Rid Of Snake

Enough is enough! I’ve had it with this motherfucking snake in this motherfucking house!

JustZ, in Family Burns Down House While Trying To Get Rid Of Snake

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