A (US) federal agency wants to give safety tips to young adults. So it's dropping an album.
News story archive: archive.ph/wxi2F
Direct link to album: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gozH72CON5s
oldGregg, This is the music id write after too many head injuries from filming myself lighting fireworks in my hand while standing on a moving ATV without wearing a helmet, while im waiting for the stove to heat up
ClumZy, Track #2 is an absolute house banger haha
Viking_Hippie, starts rapping badly
Hello we are the feds and we’re here to say…
Edit: “We’re safety now haven’t we”?! Did someone have a stroke while dictating that? 🤦
subignition, 
Stephen Colbert's I Am America (And So Can You!)
offendicula, 
cat holding smartphone ✔ borb (european robin) with red hat ✔ shiba inu and fox with helmets ✔✔
i love it
neuracnu, 
The Beats To Relax / Be Safe To track seems like a rough first pass of a Melodysheep mix. All in all, not as awful as I was expecting.
XTL,
planetaryprotection, Reminds me of 2016’s smash-hit mixtape WATCH THE STOVE from Hamburger Helper.
FuglyDuck, 
if… these go viral…
it’s because of how terrible they are.
I applaud the effort… but it reminds me of the welfare songs from the early 90’s
triceratop, In which case, mission accomplished! :D
FuglyDuck, I mean, you’re not wrong, heh. But have you listened to them?
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