Cruxifux

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Cruxifux,

The new movie leaned super hard into the “teenage” part of the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and it was an incredibly interesting take.

Cruxifux,

Some out of touch exec heard the term “micro transactions” and figured they could make money off of it is probably what happened.

Cruxifux,

And then there’s horse beans. If you don’t know, google it! For funzies!

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Yar matey

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Yeah that weirded me out too. Comes across as someone making excuses for not wanting to practice basic hygiene though.

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Whinnie The Pooh

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My wife gets mad at me sometimes because I put my cigarette butts in my pockets until I can find a garbage all the time and end up smelling like cigarettes

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The kids love AMOGUS

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It’s not great humour. But I don’t understand what’s pervy about this exactly?

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ITS LAVA

THE FLOOR IS LAVA

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Lol this picture basically says “black people love crack”. This isn’t some wishy washy liberal bullshit, this is straight up racism, you fucking sausage hahaha

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Lots of guys I know hook up with chicks from tinder all the time.

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Honestly I don’t even know if they actually hook up with them because it’s not like I go with them on these dates.

They claim they do lol

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I laugthed

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How do you breed tadpoles? Doesn’t that make her a frog breeder?

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Don’t notify the rule 34 artists I beg you

Cruxifux,

Better Off Ted.

Or Dirk Gentlys Detective Agency.

Honestly though Better Off Ted probably wins it because its the best comedy show I’ve ever seen and NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN IT

Cruxifux,

Sounds interesting. I’ll check it out!

Cruxifux,

Yeah I didn’t like maniac

Cruxifux,

Dude I was so looking forward to that third season too. You have no idea.

Cruxifux,

Is the joke that none of them are hip hop albums? I only recognize Judas Brutus and it’s definitely not a hip hop album from October lol

Cruxifux,

Lol bro chill I asked if that was the joke and explained why. I wasn’t trying to say you were lying. Who’s the hip hop artist that did Judas Brutus? I looked up Judas PriestJIM and nothing came up. I’d totally listen to a cover album of Judas Brutus in hip hop.

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Sweet thanks!

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Nah, you’re a robot man. We caught you.

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How do you know it’s fake? I’m a pretty huge skeptic of anything on the internet and don’t watch this guys videos myself but my wife likes them. Is it just a gut feeling or has this been proven?

I never thought of it before but you’re probably right, this probably is fake.

Cruxifux,

As an extreme extrovert, the pandemic was hell for me. I had just moved to a new city and was working a job I hated, with a boss who didn’t believe Covid was real. I had no time off, no friends, no way to meet new people, and I worked 14 hours a day pouring concrete with some of the dumbest people I’ve ever met in my entire life.

I fell into like a year long depression.

Cruxifux,

Yeah I gained like 50 pounds during that time, even with the working a physical job constantly. Since then though I moved back to where I’m from, started jogging all the time, work a job I really like, and dropped all the weight again. Im fine now but Covid sucked ass when it was bad.

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They aren’t siding with the Jews, the Israelis are the ones invading Gaza right now. They’re siding with the people protesting the extermination of the Palestinians by the Israeli army.

In case I need to explain this more simply for you, the Israelis are the Jewish ones.

Ya gotta be really sure you’re right when you’re asking other people if they think when they type dude. You look really stupid right now.

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Oh, you’re one of those types of idiots. Alright man have a nice day.

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Hahaha holy fuck I’m glad I work in construction right now. If an interview started out like this I would be totally fine telling people off.

Cruxifux,

I do three reps of 100 fuck ups every day, soy boy. Try and keep up.

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Just one, lemmy.world. But I want to switch to one that hasn’t defederated anyone, or who has the most providers federated. I do not know how to do this though, or which one to join.

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The design is very human. Very easy to use.

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RETURN TO MONKE

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Worse for the world? Bush. Worse for America? Trump. But I don’t really care about America so Bush from me.

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Yes I’m aware of this. But most of the world fell down on the response plan. He just fell down harder.

Also, it’s such a uniquely North American thing to downplay the invasion of other countries. They went in after 9/11, using a terrorist attacking as an excuse to use war tactics known as “shock and awe” MOAB bombing to make the CITIZENS feel helpless while they literally went and privatized their entire resource economy so that it would go to foreign businesses. Do you understand what that means for a country? How absolutely fucked up that is?

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It’s called meet me at McDonald’s

Seriously google it

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Why… why the fuck would you say that to a girl you’re trying to bang? Or ANYONE?! Hahahahaha

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What’s nitro?

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Oh. So the joke is that it’s an insane conclusion to jump to lol

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Are those the same dicks who made the fake breast milk that starved kids of nutrients or am I thinking of a The Dollop episode?

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I usually do 25 a week

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This is such a misleading title. She’s not trying to fight climate change. She’s marketing her new bra that has fucking nipples on it, and using climate change as a kind of marketing joke.

I just…. I hate these people so fucking much.

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Don’t kid yourself man. This will do absolutely nothing. It wasn’t even the main focus of this article.

Cruxifux,

Men love sticks. Ladies, you’ll never understand.

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Hah same. I get unreasonably ragey now if I see or hear an ad anywhere. I internalize it because making a scene at the mall because I heard an ad jingle on the radio is something only crazy people do, but it’s there.

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We should remove these people from all levels of power. They are not fit to be in charge of anything, ever.

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Man EA just sucks.

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