Treczoks, Just do it like you would do with a spider in your house: catch it alive, and set it free in an environment where it can thrive, e.g. Washington, D.C.
FlyingSquid, They have acid blood, so I would suggest a strong base such as bleach.
LinkOpensChest_wav, I just keep an orange tabby called Jonesy around to help with that
geekworking, The only problem is that it’s just a matter of time until he brings a not quite dead one into the house as a present.
itsdavetho, Wtf is it tho
db2, They’re called facehuggers because they wrap around your face, shove their vagina down your throat and lay eggs in you, which hatch and punch their way out of your chest.
How have you never seen any Alien franchise movies?
anonymoose, I don’t think they shove their vagina down your throat. I think it’s maybe their uterus? Or their fallopian tubes or something? Any xenomorphologists here?
threelonmusketeers, Ovipositor?
DrPop, Movies? I thought those were documentaries about long ago in a galaxy much like ours .
Glifted, Faciem Amplexus
anonymoose, They’re actually harmless and keep your yard free of invasive species (like humans).
Radio_717, That thing looks like a face bugger from Aliens. What is it?
techingtenor, It is what you think it is haha
H2207, Idk maybe a facehugger from Aliens?
Lesrid, I think the original picture is of a coconut crab
Anticorp, Flamethrowers seem to be the go-to solution if you don’t want to use pesticides.
slazer2au, A flamethrower will work and it is not a pesticide.
robbotlove, get away from her you bitch.
NegativeLookBehind, They mostly come out at night.
Mostly.
ToyDork, xenomorphic screeching
(Almost accidentally wokeposted until I realised it’s a reference to the scene with the kickass robot suit and the Xenomorph queen, silly me, lol.)
H2207, You don’t.
Monkstrosity, Nothing an L56A3 Smartgun can’t handle. I always keep mine resting on the back porch ready for these pesky varmints.
Cooljimy84, Nuke’em from orbit, its the only way to make sure.
TubeTalkerX, Fuckin' A.
AlexWIWA, I knew someone would beat me to it
MystikIncarnate, I’d recommend a pulse rifle, or flamethrower.
If you want to be sure, nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way.
These are not pesticides, therefore within the limitations of the question.
TheFreed, Just move out, you have already lost the garden
esadatari, is “hug therapy” not the way? that explains my family’s disappearance.
downpunxx, Game Over, Man. Game Over.
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