itsdavetho,

Wtf is it tho

db2,

They’re called facehuggers because they wrap around your face, shove their vagina down your throat and lay eggs in you, which hatch and punch their way out of your chest.

How have you never seen any Alien franchise movies?

anonymoose,
@anonymoose@lemmy.ca avatar

I don’t think they shove their vagina down your throat. I think it’s maybe their uterus? Or their fallopian tubes or something? Any xenomorphologists here?

threelonmusketeers,

Ovipositor?

DrPop,

Movies? I thought those were documentaries about long ago in a galaxy much like ours .

Glifted,

Faciem Amplexus

Bytemeister,

Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

gnuplusmatt,

This should be the top comment

anonymoose,
@anonymoose@lemmy.ca avatar

They’re actually harmless and keep your yard free of invasive species (like humans).

Franzia,

I thought this was real and the OOP was Australian. Took me far too long to get it.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I love that it would look right at home in Australia

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Yep.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

Relevant usename

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

That’s Academy Award nominated Australian wildlife expert character actress Margot “Steve Irwin” Robbie to you!

MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

We would take them as pets because they are really friendly and misunderstood. They just like to climb around your bedroom walls at night and you often wake up with them suspended directly above you on the roof

Franzia,

Lmfao omg

Sounds like my cat

LetterboxPancake,

It would probably get killed by the local fauna pretty quick. Then it would get tossed on the BBQ

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They have acid blood, so I would suggest a strong base such as bleach.

Treczoks,

Just do it like you would do with a spider in your house: catch it alive, and set it free in an environment where it can thrive, e.g. Washington, D.C.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

i olny have inhumane solutions

needthosepylons,
@needthosepylons@lemmy.world avatar

Have you considered running for your life, mate?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Would I find that brand at Lowe’s or Home Depot?

Transcriptionist,

Image Transcription:

Facebook post by user Nevin Tressler to the Organic Gardening group reading: “They are destroying my garden. What is it and how do I get rid of them without pesticides”

Attached are two photos, one of a xenomorph facehugger from Aliens wrapped around a plant pot with a succulent in it that appears to be mid-topple, the second photo is of the same facehugger apparently scurrying away from the same now-toppled pot.

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elephantium,

Good human!

Transcriptionist,

Thank you, fellow human 🤖

LetterboxPancake,

Good meat-bot!

Transcriptionist,

Thank you, flesh friend.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Just walk around in the yard for a bit.

ShittyRedditWasBetter,

Fire. Lots of it.

whaleross,
@whaleross@lemmy.world avatar

My gut feeling is to just face it or it will burst out of control.

artic,

Shoot it

dipshit,

It’s just looking for a fresh face!

Discola,

Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure

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