Amilo1591, They are cute little things called face huggers. Just give them as a gift to your lonely neighbour so they can get free hugs.
Adulated_Aspersion, Fire.
Lots of fire.
Discola, Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure
dipshit, It’s just looking for a fresh face!
artic, Shoot it
whaleross, My gut feeling is to just face it or it will burst out of control.
ShittyRedditWasBetter, Fire. Lots of it.
Kolanaki, Just walk around in the yard for a bit.
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Facebook post by user Nevin Tressler to the Organic Gardening group reading: “They are destroying my garden. What is it and how do I get rid of them without pesticides”
Attached are two photos, one of a xenomorph facehugger from Aliens wrapped around a plant pot with a succulent in it that appears to be mid-topple, the second photo is of the same facehugger apparently scurrying away from the same now-toppled pot.
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elephantium, Good human!
Transcriptionist, Thank you, fellow human 🤖
LetterboxPancake, German Good meat-bot!
Transcriptionist, Thank you, flesh friend.
needthosepylons, Have you considered running for your life, mate?
The_Picard_Maneuver, Would I find that brand at Lowe’s or Home Depot?
pewgar_seemsimandroid, i olny have inhumane solutions
Treczoks, Just do it like you would do with a spider in your house: catch it alive, and set it free in an environment where it can thrive, e.g. Washington, D.C.
FlyingSquid, They have acid blood, so I would suggest a strong base such as bleach.
Franzia, I thought this was real and the OOP was Australian. Took me far too long to get it.
The_Picard_Maneuver, I love that it would look right at home in Australia
MargotRobbie, Yep.
MyNameIsIgglePiggle, Relevant usename
MargotRobbie, That’s Academy Award nominated Australian wildlife expert character actress Margot “Steve Irwin” Robbie to you!
MyNameIsIgglePiggle, We would take them as pets because they are really friendly and misunderstood. They just like to climb around your bedroom walls at night and you often wake up with them suspended directly above you on the roof
Franzia, Lmfao omg
Sounds like my cat
LetterboxPancake, German It would probably get killed by the local fauna pretty quick. Then it would get tossed on the BBQ
anonymoose, They’re actually harmless and keep your yard free of invasive species (like humans).
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