Any greenthumbs out there have a humane solution?
Bytemeister, Greek Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
gnuplusmatt, This should be the top comment
itsdavetho, Wtf is it tho
db2, They’re called facehuggers because they wrap around your face, shove their vagina down your throat and lay eggs in you, which hatch and punch their way out of your chest.
How have you never seen any Alien franchise movies?
anonymoose, 
I don’t think they shove their vagina down your throat. I think it’s maybe their uterus? Or their fallopian tubes or something? Any xenomorphologists here?
threelonmusketeers, Ovipositor?
DrPop, Movies? I thought those were documentaries about long ago in a galaxy much like ours .
Glifted, Faciem Amplexus
Anticorp, Flamethrowers seem to be the go-to solution if you don’t want to use pesticides.
H2207, 
You don’t.
Monkstrosity, Nothing an L56A3 Smartgun can’t handle. I always keep mine resting on the back porch ready for these pesky varmints.
Radio_717, That thing looks like a face bugger from Aliens. What is it?
techingtenor, It is what you think it is haha
H2207, Idk maybe a facehugger from Aliens?
Lesrid, I think the original picture is of a coconut crab
MystikIncarnate, I’d recommend a pulse rifle, or flamethrower.
If you want to be sure, nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way.
These are not pesticides, therefore within the limitations of the question.
Buddahriffic, A crowbar might be surprisingly effective.
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
Is it also important to stay entirely silent while doing this method?
nogrub, yeah as soon as you pick up a corwbar you can’t talk anymore
snausagesinablanket, 
as you pick up a corwbar
What is that?
nogrub, hehe i’m stupid :D *crowbar
TheFreed, 
Just move out, you have already lost the garden
esadatari, is “hug therapy” not the way? that explains my family’s disappearance.
downpunxx, 
Game Over, Man. Game Over.
cloudless, 
OceanGate has a device that can kill a person faster than the brain can process what’s going on. That should be humane.
Cooljimy84, 
Nuke’em from orbit, its the only way to make sure.
TubeTalkerX, Fuckin' A.
AlexWIWA, I knew someone would beat me to it
candyman337, Fire
LinkOpensChest_wav, 
I just keep an orange tabby called Jonesy around to help with that
geekworking, The only problem is that it’s just a matter of time until he brings a not quite dead one into the house as a present.
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