Today we learnt...
Nikki, 
professional woman here:
i fucking hate it when my dick touches the bowl >:(
Franzia, This is an excellent advertisement for bottom surgery: I want to have experienced both.
OrnateLuna, That’s too much power one person can hold
dodgy_bagel, Had both.
Don’t recommend either.
crazyminner, 
As a trans woman, both suck yes.
cyber_kalashnikov, 
You are qualified to tell which is worse
1847953620, If you’re not gonna tell us which is worse, what’s the point of life?
crazyminner, Definitely the fart one. Feels so weird and gross. The other one was just kinda gross and cold/wet feeling, but you could ignore it.
sagrotan, 
Fat ass man here, can fart in 3 voices at the same time, I conserve one in the under ass, one in the upper ass and let them out the same time. You should’ve seen the admiring faces from the two cops in the front of the car. I even did it with cuffs. They totally wanted autographs.
Blimp7990, daddy trump?
Manifish_Destiny, Next time take a shit.
Scrof, At least we can all relate to water splashes.
Mongostein, Oh man I had diarrhea in a porta-potty a couple weeks ago and got some splash back. I was not a happy camper.
Dick_Justice, 
Was it almost full or something? Usually the… stuff… is pretty far below the seat
persolb, That diahrea might have been extra energetic; falling at faster than terminal velocity
4am, Yeah you know those slow motion videos of the water droplet that bounces up from the surface tension?
Well, that. At scale.
Mongostein, Oh yeah it was super energetic
papajohn, I call bullshit. No one survives the blue touch.
Boddhisatva, Neptune’s Kiss…
OutlierBlue, Cold water splashing on our buttholes is the great gender equalizer.
xpinchx, Poseidon’s Kiss™️
HulkSmashBurgers, Lol (not porn, but on redgifs because nsfw I guess?) www.redgifs.com/watch/unhealthylivelybarbet
CannedTuna, A perfect example of something that should be tagged NSFW, but isn’t porn.
drem, If you live in europe or asia (i think) then probably not
khannie, 
Continental Europe maybe. On the islands ye be gettin’ Poseidon’s kiss.
mub, I bet it is great requeef when it comes out!
Blimp7990, i hate you, heres an upvote
wil, 
As a pussy haver. What the fuck
motor_spirit, Today we encounter the “pussy havers” and the “pussy have nots” learning side by side! Spectacular!
Blimp7990, As a pussy haver. What the fuck
I think having a permanently moist cavity* is a tougher draw on average, but it really is truly horrifying when you self-adjust on a public toilet and Make Contact. “gklvjsdlfgjljgklwashrnblkiujsrthfkwhfernvjkshnjhkl” is the reaction, even in the hypothetical.
*except ben shapiro’s wife
TheLowestStone, 
Relax guys. We all know girls don’t fart.
TheWoozy, I can tell you haven’t met my GF.
Nfntordr, If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl
DaBabyAteMaDingo, Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it’s that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol
Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can’t take this shit no more!
Nfntordr, Is that when your dick is buried into your nut suck so when you pee, you piss all over your balls?
DaBabyAteMaDingo, Don’t use me to feel better about your shit, little dick.
littlecolt, Hilarious, but Buried Penis is a real condition. Small dick + overweight can be a horrible combo. If you have huge balls it’s probably the ultimate triple threat. Best be carrying wet wipes to freshen up heh
spader312, You don’t want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills
radioactiveradio, Only if there was some protective skin to protect the pp head.
Case, I’d rather re-fart my own fart, than have my dick dip into a public toilet again.
One is slightly, uncomfortable, maybe? The other opens the mind to all the diseases that could potentially infect your dick in a public toilet. Unlikely? Sure. Possible? In some cases, with some diseases, yes - however slim.
dylanTheDeveloper, 
When I shit my dick touch the water
victron, 
You’re not supposed to shit in the urinals, my dude.
phorq, Then why are they butt-level???
_g_be,
GratefullyGodless, 
Why are you shitting your dick?
CheeseToastie,
Stumblinbear, 
Ahhh, good ol’ Poseidon’s Kiss
Darkassassin07, 
Na, that’s when the water splashes up to your bunghole. Poseidons Kiss.
You’re thinking of the Witches Kiss.
Stumblinbear, No that’s when it touches the toilet itself, not the water
Dream_state, The old witches kiss
cyber_kalashnikov, In Portuguese Brazilian this has this exact name! Wow!
telllos, Same in French, le baiser de la sorcière.
greyscale, 
Its neptunes kiss when you let a turd go and water shoots back up your asshole from the splash.
metallic_z3r0, illustration: youtu.be/_eTsrtZdAJc
ThrowawayPermanente, I don’t know what I was expecting
Darkassassin07,
Dick_Justice, Why did I learn how to read?
VanillaGorilla, Society forced you. Time to burn it all down.
ElBarto, I knew I was right to blame society for everything!
Donttaintmebro, It’s a terrible day for rain.
Fuck_u_spez_, Because you had better parents than Jared, 19.
balderdash9, You can un-learn easily enough: here’s a ball-peen hammer
ininewcrow, 
Alcohol … Lots and lots of alcohol over many years does the same thing
Darkassassin07, Only two cures to a hangover: Don’t start, or don’t stop.
grayman, I was helping my daughter (3) pee. Pee came out of 3 places at once at one point, then 2.
I’ll keep my ding dong, thanks.
razieltakato,
books, Well. That was definitely something.
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