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dylanTheDeveloper

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Unreal 4 and 5 expert with 3D art and animation skills

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I knew they were vampires!

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Shrok

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Next do shrekcard

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“old grandmas in your area want to FUCK YOU”

masimatutu, to fediverse en-gb

Default instance blocks should largely replace defederation

Since what content users might want to see is quite unlikely to match which servers the admins tolerate, choosing instance on the Fediverse can be quite complicated, which is inconvenient and off-putting for new users.

For this reason, and simply that the Fediverse is stronger united, I believe defederation should ideally be reserved for illegal content and extreme cases. If Fediverse platforms would allow instances to simply block the rest for users by default, the user experience would be the same, unless they decide otherwise.

@fediverse

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It already is, you just have to convince the server owner whats ‘extreme’ or not. Some servers hate liberals, others hate the right, some are followers of the windmill party and others would get you on a watchlist.

And the more mundane stuff like having porn and gore posts not tagged as NSFW will get your instance defederated.

What we actually need is better mod tools

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Finally Jerma can show nipples and toes on stream

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Ah hah

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Well there’s the pre meeting meeting followed by the team meeting which is before the meeting to discuss what’s on the sprint for today and then there’s the mid day meeting where your just silent while the leads talk to each other about roadblocks which eventually leads to the semi emergency meeting at around 3 to discuss how to address it at the next meeting

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Make them shit and piss less too, i fucking hate shit and piss

Edit: I don’t care how ‘natural’ it is it’s fucking gross seeing a cow squatting and taking a massive dump right in front of you

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Fuck those miners

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I’m a Reddit moderator with over 2 million karma I don’t have time to bathe. When I do bathe it’s useing a garden hose because I weigh 450 pounds

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The bugs when they see a hot freshly squeezed dog turd

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Like mid bust or before pre bust nutting?

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Scale is definitely what I’m looking forward to. Current graphic fidelity has hit the ceiling in terms of lighting. High resolution ray trace only lighting is still out of reach but they did redo global illumination so it scales better.

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Your so gnarp gnarp

Any attack on a space asset of the DPRK will be considered a declaration of war (kcna.kp)

Press Statement by Spokesman for DPRK Ministry of National Defence Pyongyang, December 2 (KCNA) – A spokesman for the Ministry of National Defence of the DPRK released the following press statement “Any attack on space asset of the DPRK will be deemed declaration of war against it” on Saturday:...

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It’s easy to throw something into space, harder to keep it in a stable orbit

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Banana

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Never gonna give you up

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Here’s my opinion on why your wrong. Windows is full of trackers that gather your telemetry (anonymously but if you piss off bill gates he will send you a screenshot of all the porn you watched) which tells Microsoft things like when you take a shit and how many minorities you dislike. Next is performance because Windows runs like hot garbage on low tier computers. Your $400 HP laptop comes with Windows? Well enjoy 20 minutes of loading when you boot that bad boy up and even Microsoft Office will struggle. Settings in Windows are all fucked up because Steve Gates can’t decide on where shit goes so now you have TWO that’s right TWO settings menus, one that’s your classic control panel and the other that’s old people proof even though old people can’t work out how to open the start menu let alone change a setting. Finally there’s the ads which are annoying as shit. You start up your shitbox of a PC which takes twenty minutes and your greeted with "oh you should buy gamepass lmao. That’s why I use Linux. Linux is the best operating system. You download it, install it, mess it up somehow and Install it again. Why I love the fact that only some distros gather telemetry (idk which ones lmao) and the fact that there’s 20 billion different operating systems to choose from built useing Linux with varying degrees of quality. And no matter what you get you’ll still end up using the terminal to fix your shitty drivers. Personally I love Temple OS. Temple OS is written in holy C

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Can I have money?

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I am a tax fraudster

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He bulled the lmao

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Is this loss?

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The reason Bri#ish people drink so much tea is because of their dental hygenie makes it painful to chew solid food

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What a very cumulative word

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Because source shares code and assets between projects to cut down on development time

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Amongoose

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Okay but what is minging

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Usually publishers have multiple products in development simultaneously with varying degrees of investment, the more money invested into a studio to develop a game the more urgent they want it finished.

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Bungie announced a new Marathon game

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I can’t wait for my great grandson to play it

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You mean the family friendly version of rust

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Ka zoom!

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Bidget, I’m a pretty large man (450 pounds) and I always have trouble reaching under to wipe. I would go weeks without wiping and just let it build up like fondu on my ass while I sit in my gamer chair and argue with Redditors (my karma is over 10 mill btw). My hygiene got so bad my pants were decomposing because of all the caked shit. One day as I was moderating r/mademesmile I noticed an ask reddit thread that was talking about bidgets. They were saying how great they were for blasting your butthole clean and how much you save on toilet paper so I asked my mother for some money to buy an attachment for my toilet.

I ordered it off Amazon for like $100 and I got my mom’s boyfriend to install it and oh boy was this thing a life changer. First time I used it it didn’t do much because my ass was full of dried shit but eventually with the help of a paint scraper my butt was cleaner than the Shinano-gawa (that is a Japanese lake) but then I noticed that when the water hits a particular spot under my balls my uuuhhh yeah. So even though I can’t really see anything because it’s so small I could see the semen oozing down my leg. That’s when I realised I can jerk myself off useing the bidget. I would bring my gaming setup into the bathroom and play Genshin impact while the bidget sprays water under me until I cummed. I eventually had to throw it away because it rusted from constant use but I am saving up for one of those Japanese smart toilets so I can install it in my bedroom.

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Literally impossible to jack off while eating

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Cracker Bargle

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Worst is C code where people don’t specify what version there useing or they use features or functions from third party libraries they don’t include in the awnser when they post code (they post code with custom functions without pointing out it’s from an obscure git repo that requires a 1:1 ide setup).

And sometimes people posts code that appears to fix the problem but will end up causing massive code refractoring later

Heat Index in Brazil Hits 137F (58.5C) (www.okdoomer.io)

It's official, red alerts have gone out across the entire country of Brazil as the heat index hits 137F. The high temperature combined with humidity has made it impossible for most people to carry out their normal lives. There's already reports of power outages. People can't work. They can't run errands. They can barely sleep....

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Yeah like I don’t know how many swimming pools worth of heat it is

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You can definitely have sex with pregant women

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It’s so nice that those two actually got together after the ‘incident’. Love always triumphs 🤧

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Fortnite

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Because this is Lemmy

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Sex with Hitler 3D

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Not everyone wants to live with 10+ other people in a single apartment in San Francisco

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Look at dis graphhttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/96aa7286-4061-4e98-86e2-661970c12270.jpeg

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It’s because people prefer controversy and being mean to each other

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Free iron

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I’m a heavy shitter, I shit alot and I shit so much my ass crack looks like caramelized fondu. When I go outside flys swarm around my ass and get stuck on my sticky ass crack. Everyone would avoid me in the local Walmart when I shop for gaming supplies (Doritos and Dr Pepper mostly). I have difficultly wiping because I can’t physically reach under there and I can’t stand up in the shower. One day my mom told me to lose weight (yeah thanks for bullying me again mom 😒) and I know I’m a little heavy at the moment because I have to use cooking oil to greese up the doorframes so I can squeeze through but that’s only because of capitalism shrinking all the rental apartments and cramming as many people in as possible. Anyway I was playing Amongus and one of my femboy friends told me about bidgets. At first I was like “huh?” and he explained that because he plays Genshin he cannot physically leave the house or bathe and he has a special toilet that cleans his butthole for him. So I ordered one off Amazon and my god it is the best thing ever, now this device shoots water up my asshole and poof! No more shit streaked stretch pants woohoo!

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