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Ilflish, (edited ) Not liking mint ice cream is the sign of a baby palette. You may as well say you dislike olives
Ranman, deleted_by_author
atticus88th, I love everything but I hate everyone.
loaExMachina, Some toothpastes use mint flavour, but this is like the “Guy who’s only watched boss baby watching his second movie ever” analogy, except instead of movies it’s mint-flavoured products.
IntentionallyAnon, Anyone else enjoy the bean boozled toothpaste flavor?
Lime66, The only good bean boozled flavour tbh
IntentionallyAnon, Berry blue is mid, toothpaste is fresh
Spudwart, Listen I brush my teeth with orange toothpaste and drink mint milk after.
magnetosphere, 
I love mint chip ice cream. I’m laughing, upvoting, and calling you a bastard all at once.
Laticauda, Well made mint chocolate chip ice cream tastes fucking good. Don’t let the cheap shitty stuff fool you.
Lucidlethargy, Oh man, Thrifty mint. It is the final boss of mint ice creams.
Shard, You listen here you little shit…
abbiistabbii, 
Either you’ve never had mint ice cream or you’ve never brushed your teeth.
jabib, “You might as as well just” 🤨
donuts, 
Repeating words is a common sign sign of eating too much toothpaste.
jabib, But how how know get enough
Aerictus, People who say mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste do not brush their teeth.
dunestorm, 
But it does taste like toothpaste
herrvogel, So what if it does? The reason I don’t eat toothpaste is not because it tastes bad.
Lucidlethargy, I must be using the wrong toothpaste… Seriously, what toothpaste have you tried that tastes like mint ice cream? I may want to order a case of it.
intelati, They must use the fruity kids toothpaste
EremesZorn, I hated that shit as a kid too.
Kronlid, Fruity toothpaste gang
SeaJ, I brush mine with chocolate chip mint ice cream.
son_named_bort, Wait, were supposed to do that?
Gelcube69, 
Eating a grape: wow this is identical to drinking cough syrup
ThrowawayPermanente, Grapes don’t get you high though
anti_antidote, Nah you’re just not doing it right
usualsuspect191, Yeah, gotta let the grapes sit for awhile first
TheGiantKorean, 
Good. More for me.
JoYo, 
if you like eating sand, sure.
craftyindividual, The difference between mint with cream and sugar - and mint with ground silicate, sodium lauryl sulfate and sweetener :)
victron, 
Gee, I get confused all the time!
UnfortunateShort, I’m a simple man. If ice cream is involved, im usually in.
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