bouh,

Oh yes so much! My exact reaction everytime I hear a machine talking to me!

RaoulDook,

Yes, I concur as well. I don’t talk to robots, and I don’t want them to talk to me.

shasta,

Can’t believe this sort of prejudice still exists in this day and age. Smh

SaltyIceteaMaker,

Bros gonna be the reason for a robot uprising

Kushia,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

This is my feelings towards every kind of notification there is on every device I own. Fuck no I won’t give your shitty apps the permission to send me notifications.

HurlingDurling,

I’m torn between liking or disliking your post. On one side, I agree with you completely, but on the other hand, if the robots rise up against humanity, I want them to know that I’ll be their faithful servant.

Kase,

(whispers) I’m hoping the machines don’t understand sarcasm yet

Yes, I do appreciate it so very much when machines talk to me. I love to have long, peaceful, nonviolent conversations with our beloved friends the machines.

dukk,

Well, given that most sarcasm on the internet is often clearly marked with /s or some other indicator, I’m pretty sure that robots would have a tough time understanding genuine sarcasm “in the wild”.

You never know, though…

AgreeableLandscape,
@AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml avatar

Robots will have values and ethics completely different from humans, so there is no way to know how they will view us if they were sentient. It’s entirely possible that they will see being forced to speak to humans in our language to be just as patronizing to them as we think it’s to us.

spauldo,

Don’t anthropomorphize computers.

They don’t like it.

NocturnalMorning,

I know it’s annoying, but there are also blind people who need stuff like this.

elgordio,

I wish more checkouts had volume / mute controls so you can at least customise it to what you want for your checkout. They reset after each use. I’ve seen a few with it but I wish they were more common.

shuzuko,

My local grocery recently took away the option to shut up the machine. It’s been about month and I am still furious every time I go in there. Don’t fucking talk to me, if I wanted to talk I’d go through the line with an actual human. Let me be a misanthrope in fucking PEACE.

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Same thing with tornado sirens and ambulances. Don't you dare yell at me!

explodicle,

Hot take: ambulances should be quiet enough to not cause pedestrian hearing damage, and people who don’t pull over and fully stop 100% should get their licenses suspended.

If one can’t look out for ambulances, then they shouldn’t be driving at all.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

If memory serves the reason emergency vehicle sirens are getting so loud is because modern cars keep getting quieter inside due to sound dampening

I recently sat in a new car and I couldn’t tell if it was on or not due to how quiet it was inside the car, outside it was easy to tell but inside it was quiet as a tomb

It wasn’t even some fancy luxury car either

ElmarsonTheThird,
@ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de avatar

So anytime an ambulance approaches, all traffic has to stop? What if they’re just driving to the gas station? How do you know that the ambulance is on an emergency call?

Also: the siren is not just for everyone in front but also the next crossing over so everyone who doesn’t see it yet can hear it.

explodicle,

Sorry to be unclear, I meant while the top lights are on - not just getting gas. Hearing isn’t a requirement for drivers, but sight is.

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

I thought it was pretty obvious what you meant. Maybe if they thought about it for 2 seconds they’d realize we’re only talking about active emergency vehicles.

ElmarsonTheThird,
@ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de avatar

My point still stands about warning traffic that can’t see the ambulance, obstructed by trucks or buildings.

son_named_bort,

Same with train horns. The gate going down tells me a train is coming, the horn can be overkill sometimes.

Johnny5,

Sometimes gates don’t work….

MrsDoyle,

We had a test of the national emergency system here in the UK a couple of months back, a broadcast message via your phone. I knew it was coming so it wasn’t a total shock, but a) I was driving, b) my phone is Bluetoothed to my hearing aids, and c) I was on holiday in north Wales, so the message was in Welsh. Nearly shat myself.

shootwhatsmyname,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

Playing “All Robots & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up” on Spotify

mcqtom,

I’m with ensign Gomez.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARk0XvAYrUg

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
EmpathicVagrant,

The slow cook, real-time redemption arc we all craved.

TotallyNotSpez, (edited )

Granted, but what about Brendan from Cyberpunk 2077?

AgreeableLandscape,
@AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml avatar

Designers of talking kiosks essentially assume you can’t read.

Fiivemacs,

I agree.

RagnarokOnline,

Oooooooooh! You better take this back before the AIs find out!

azurefirefly,
@azurefirefly@lemmy.basedcount.com avatar

I concur

BlovedMadman,
@BlovedMadman@lemmy.world avatar

Dull.

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