Cylusthevirus,
@Cylusthevirus@kbin.social avatar

Gonna be first against the wall in the Robacalypse.

018118055,

Share and enjoy!

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy,

My dads Merc says “please” when it’s giving you directions.

winds me up to no end.

i want the instructions to be as low bandwidth as possible.

ShittyRedditWasBetter,

Not 👏 A 👏 MEME 👏.

NightAuthor,

But why take memes so seriously?

ShittyRedditWasBetter,

Compulsory like the rest of us degenerates.

I_Has_A_Hat,

The grocery store self-checkout lanes used to let you adjust the volume and set them to silent. There was an update a few months ago and now you can only select loud or LOUDER. I hate them so much.

glarf,

I knew I wasn’t the only one who noticed this. Absolutely infuriating. I hate self checkout because of shit like this

jaybone,

Self checkout is just a way for the to pay fewer employees and make the customer do the work for free. Fuck your bag in bagging area.

Spambox,

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  • jaybone,

    Walmart did that to a lot of places in the US years ago.

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    My mom has a fridge that literally has meltdowns every few days. She bought it last year, it still doesn’t work as intended, and it beeps so loud over were not sure.

    No option to turn off the sound. I want to mcguyer in there and tear the speaker out, but I don’t want to voided the warranty before they actually fix it.

    Dkarma,

    It’s probably beeping as a debug option to let u know it is either unable to connect to the Wi-Fi or is ready to be set up. Many wireless cameras do the same thing.

    Rtfm.

    NightAuthor,

    If they’re handy enough to open it up to kill the speaker, solid chance they won’t rtfm.

    mcqtom,

    I’m with ensign Gomez.

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARk0XvAYrUg

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
    EmpathicVagrant,

    The slow cook, real-time redemption arc we all craved.

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Kinda understanding Skynet’s POV now.

    HurlingDurling,

    I’m torn between liking or disliking your post. On one side, I agree with you completely, but on the other hand, if the robots rise up against humanity, I want them to know that I’ll be their faithful servant.

    Kase,

    (whispers) I’m hoping the machines don’t understand sarcasm yet

    Yes, I do appreciate it so very much when machines talk to me. I love to have long, peaceful, nonviolent conversations with our beloved friends the machines.

    dukk,

    Well, given that most sarcasm on the internet is often clearly marked with /s or some other indicator, I’m pretty sure that robots would have a tough time understanding genuine sarcasm “in the wild”.

    You never know, though…

    AgreeableLandscape,
    @AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml avatar

    Robots will have values and ethics completely different from humans, so there is no way to know how they will view us if they were sentient. It’s entirely possible that they will see being forced to speak to humans in our language to be just as patronizing to them as we think it’s to us.

    HawlSera,

    I was hoping the civil war between humans and machines would come from machines realizing how disgusting humans are… instead it’s from us realizing the machines are owned by disgusting humans

    Hashtag Proud Misanthrope

    Kushia,
    @Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

    This is my feelings towards every kind of notification there is on every device I own. Fuck no I won’t give your shitty apps the permission to send me notifications.

    tdawg,

    Except unironcally

    AgreeableLandscape,
    @AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml avatar

    Designers of talking kiosks essentially assume you can’t read.

    SaltyIceteaMaker,

    Bros gonna be the reason for a robot uprising

    jaybone,

    Modern kiosks but the computer is from 1987.

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